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SetH
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17th Nov 06 at 22:09   View User's Profile U2U Member Reply With Quote
stop having seminal vesicle fluids discharged into your rectal canal you sick fucks.
Ian
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17th Nov 06 at 22:13   View Garage View User's Profile U2U Member Reply With Quote
Seth I was about to make a serious reply to a fairly serious medical thread.

Not sure whether I should bother if its not going to last much longer.
SetH
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17th Nov 06 at 22:15   View User's Profile U2U Member Reply With Quote
Sorry ian, figured it was heading trash after mavs comment.

thought the whole thing was a wind up?
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17th Nov 06 at 22:57   View Garage View User's Profile U2U Member Reply With Quote
Not sure. I think mav has a point, and I also don't think it'll stay on topic even if we tried anyway. Perhaps he'll have to seek advice in public somewhere or something.
CorsAsh
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17th Nov 06 at 23:00   View User's Profile U2U Member Reply With Quote
Ask on mig, they're expert at being anally retentive over there...







jk mig
mav
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17th Nov 06 at 23:00   View User's Profile U2U Member Reply With Quote
Yeah we all get pains here and there but I do not post them on a public website..

You know last few days the end of my knob has been red and itchy, what could it be
CorsAsh
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quote:
Originally posted by mav
Yeah we all get pains here and there but I do not post them on a public website..

You know last few days the end of my knob has been red and itchy, what could it be



Oh god, so many possibilities, I don't know where to begin
mav
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Matt H
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Now that you own a Volvo its probably just old age...
CorsAsh
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17th Nov 06 at 23:03   View User's Profile U2U Member Reply With Quote
Does it have a burberry pattern?
mav
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17th Nov 06 at 23:15   View User's Profile U2U Member Reply With Quote
OI 2 of you shut it

Lets not waste this serious thead as the guy might really have a problem..

[Edited on 17-11-2006 by mav]
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liamC
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18th Nov 06 at 01:47   View User's Profile U2U Member Reply With Quote
Don't sit down mate.

Sorted.

Glad to be of assistance.
WATSON
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18th Nov 06 at 02:12   View User's Profile U2U Member Reply With Quote
Stop putting your finger up your ass at night then
CorsAsh
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18th Nov 06 at 02:14   View User's Profile U2U Member Reply With Quote
Hang on. Maybe the clue is in the title, I thought it was just poor spelling but:

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Arsehole Irratation!


Have you been putting rodents up your bum after watching Lemmywinks on South Park?

That would probably cause itching and bleeding...

[Edited on 18-11-2006 by CorsAsh]
Jules
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18th Nov 06 at 02:34   View User's Profile U2U Member Reply With Quote
Paggy23 has a sore ring and Mav has a red raw bellend?
Co-incidence?

I'm saying NOTHING as I like the use of this site!
ShEp
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18th Nov 06 at 11:13   View User's Profile U2U Member Reply With Quote
quote:
Originally posted by Jules
Paggy23 has a sore ring and Mav has a red raw bellend?
Co-incidence?

I'm saying NOTHING as I like the use of this site!


Hmmmmm
Toby
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18th Nov 06 at 18:35   View Garage View User's Profile U2U Member Reply With Quote
stop your bf shafting you
Liam
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18th Nov 06 at 18:37   View User's Profile U2U Member Reply With Quote
quote:
Originally posted by Jules
Paggy23 has a sore ring and Mav has a red raw bellend?
Co-incidence?

I'm saying NOTHING as I like the use of this site!


Fucking LOL!

Sorry mav

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