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charlessurr
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19th Feb 08 at 22:15   View User's Profile U2U Member Reply With Quote

My mate hid in a wardrobe and filmed my other mate shaggng this bird, then when she went to loo after, he ran down stairs and put it on the TV where we all wathced it and laughed. She popped her head around the door and called us perverts for watching porn...................if only she knew! hahaha, very true story!
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Demo
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24th Nov 10 at 23:13   View User's Profile U2U Member Reply With Quote

greatest thread ever imo
Lawrah
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25th Nov 10 at 00:20   View Garage View User's Profile U2U Member Reply With Quote

edit.. way old

[Edited on 25-11-2010 by Lawrah]
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Kendod
Whilst shes a sleep get to the point of no return, then awake her just before ejeculating on her face

she wasnt to happy but by the time she started moving again from the shock i was fast asleep again lol
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Mortal Kombat
Make sure you have some mates nearby for this one..

As your about to cum shout 'Mortal Kombat', your mates then shout 'Finish Her' and you proceed to finish!

The look On her place is priceless!
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wolfbagging
To have anal sex with a person who, prior to the deed, has swallowed a piece of raw bacon with a length of string attatched to it. One end of the string hangs out of the mouth of the anal recipient and as "the moment" approaches for the anal giver, he yanks the piece of string, causing the other person to vomit up the piece of bacon. During vomiting, the muscles in the anus become tightly clenched, causing an amazing sensation for the anal giver.

gerbaling
The act, individual or collective of introducing into the human rectum, a live gerbal, usual an adult male for the purpose of gaining, directly or indirectly, sadistic and erotic gratification.
Demo
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wolfbagging sounds awesome

my missus is out on the piss saturday night. maybe i should get some bacon prepped for her return saturday night
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25th Nov 10 at 10:41   View User's Profile U2U Member Reply With Quote

That first post was well a copy and paste job, talking about it down the pub my arse
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quote:
Originally posted by chrisd1983
Mortal Kombat
Make sure you have some mates nearby for this one..

As your about to cum shout 'Mortal Kombat', your mates then shout 'Finish Her' and you proceed to finish!

The look On her place is priceless!


That would be fucking ace
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especially if you ripped her head off at the same time
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quote:
Originally posted by Demo
wolfbagging sounds awesome

my missus is out on the piss saturday night. maybe i should get some bacon prepped for her return saturday night


Make sure its smoked bacon. Ive already tried non smoked stuff on her and she didnt like it as much.

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