SetH
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Registered: 15th Jul 01
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Does anyone else find the thought of shelling elbows in up yer batteh crease appealing?........ I think i have moistened in anticipation
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pow
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Registered: 11th Sep 06
Location: Hazlemere, Buckinghamshire
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I just let a little laugh out loud in the office
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GF-91
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Registered: 8th Jul 09
Location: Burnley!
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quote: Originally posted by Shelley
You are such a wee failure
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Tommy L
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Registered: 21st Aug 06
Location: Northampton Drives: Audi wagon
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Sent.
But i feel females should do this to their boyfriends and post up the responses.
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Shell
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Registered: 14th Oct 08
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I want to do it, but Eck is asleep and there will be holy hell if I text him. Especially seeing as I have no penis to back it up.
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SetH
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Registered: 15th Jul 01
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Ive noticed a trend in womens behaviour towards invading their fellas tbh.
Was seeing this totally hot scottish blonde milf couple years ago and one day was getting jiggy with it. She started playing with the meat then starting venturing further south then usual. I didnt think nothing of it until her footballers wife type nails dug into my ring piece!! i was like OMGWTFCOPTER are you doing!!!?!? she was like "its horny babe...." wtf I fail to see how recieving 1st degree emaciation injuries to your ringpiece is horny
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Half Pint
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Registered: 25th Mar 02
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i already told her she's getting fingered tonight so may aswell pop a a little one in the stink....
SPOCKING = two for the stink and two for the pink
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Half Pint
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Registered: 25th Mar 02
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quote: Originally posted by Shelley
I want to do it, but Eck is asleep and there will be holy hell if I text him. Especially seeing as I have no penis to back it up.
surely you have a dildo to do such invasions....
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GF-91
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Registered: 8th Jul 09
Location: Burnley!
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Lol @ Shelley "no penis to back it up"
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BradG
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Registered: 4th Aug 09
Location: Manchester/Kent
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Haha, sent it to a regular and got back :
"Lmao that was put nicely, Ok haha xx "
Good call setH
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SetH
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Registered: 15th Jul 01
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whats the point in a strap on? why not just shove an aubergine up your clunge and just pump away with that?
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SetH
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BradG is going to be experience SODOMY in the near future
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Half Pint
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quote: Originally posted by SetH
BradG is going to be experience SODOMY in the near future
we need pictures of this
what are the boobs like with they get Seth Approval
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Neo
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Registered: 20th Feb 07
Location: Essex
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quote: Originally posted by SetH
i was like OMGWTFCOPTER are you doing!!!?!?
Balls to sending this to the gf, another person however
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Neo
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Registered: 20th Feb 07
Location: Essex
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I got back
"Again? So soon? Xxx"
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SetH
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Registered: 15th Jul 01
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Neo is a regular anal deep core cavity drilling specialist... I approve of this.
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Tommy L
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Registered: 21st Aug 06
Location: Northampton Drives: Audi wagon
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quote: Originally posted by Neo
I got back
"Again? So soon? Xxx"
I don't mind sweetie xxx
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Neo
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Registered: 20th Feb 07
Location: Essex
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Tommy L
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Registered: 21st Aug 06
Location: Northampton Drives: Audi wagon
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Ahhh now i understand why you were asking where in northampton I lived
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Gareth F
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Registered: 16th Jan 08
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Gareth says:
I would just like to inform you that one day soon I am going to make love to your bum
* Laura * says:
lol wot?
Bad times
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Lawrah
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Registered: 25th Dec 04
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What a bunch of rubbish burds.
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Neo
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flybikeslee
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andy1868 replied.....
for what do i owe this pleasure
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SetH
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Registered: 15th Jul 01
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quote: Originally posted by Lawrah
What a bunch of rubbish burds.
LMAO I love you
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Gareth F
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Registered: 16th Jan 08
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Mine got better with the next few sentences but i was told not to post them
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