A1EX
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nowt wrong with a different girl every night/weekend, also the regulars, all the advantages of being in a relationSHIP, and none of the hassle.
Being "single" is where its at, plus i dont have to pay for anything the regulars pay for my company 
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willay
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are you a ladyboy A1EX?
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SetH
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does your rectal canal accomodate elbows?
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willay
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do you love me 'long time' ?
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SetH
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was aimed at alex btw 
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willay
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ditto
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SetH
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A1EX have you ever taken a hunnie home to discover its packing meat and thought what the hell, rolled it over and pumped it full of baby gravy anyway?
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SetH
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A1EX
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lmao, nah im not keen on asian ladies luckily for me so ive not had the pleasure of unpacking any unwanted meat 
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A1EX
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however in that situation, how would you re-act?
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ashleh
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quote:
Originally posted by SetH
does your rectal canal accomodate elbows?
Your fucked up mate lmao
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A1EX
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quote:
Originally posted by SetH
does your rectal canal accomodate elbows?
Im not sure if it would, but given some of the huge loaves ive pinched in the past im sure it'd probably manage quite well
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SetH
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quote:
Originally posted by A1EX
however in that situation, how would you re-act?
There was a guy at my old work who used to be a submariner. On a messy night out he ended up in that exact situation, his exact words were.. "I got it home and realised that it had something it wasnt supposed to, so i thought what the hell, bent it over and did it anyway"
This was during his first week at work and he was basically communcating this story across the office and considerable volume
as for me depends on how drunk/horny i was PMSL 
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A1EX
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new meaning to any holes a goal i suppose, ive met some lads who ive asked and they just go yeh pfft looks real enough (thatd be the ones who've had all appropriate surgery)
to the ones that havent some guys have told me some horrible stories
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SetH
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please share said horrible stories.. this place needs livening up
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A1EX
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hahah, well this is a pretty grim one by all accounts and stands out in memory as i can picture it 
Well one fella who i kinda knew through randomly seeing him out so many times, he was telling me how he picked up to "stunning" girls (now if youve seen some of these ladyboys, some of them can actually be quite "stunning" if u like asian women, theyre tall, slim, big tits, etc and not manly at all like ud imagine) so anyways he picked up these "girls" took them back to his place for a little party with one of his mates, apparently got completely sloshed ended up fucking one of the girls while his mate was getting bummed by the other one, to his surprise as he didnt realise at the time they were ladyboys until he saw his mate being bummed which he said caused him to puke all over the back of the one he was doing......
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SetH
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FWMSL!! *falls of his chair*
hahaha! priceless
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A1EX
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theres some right dirty horrible shit go down in this place, not to mention the ping pong shows
I thought ohhh i chick shooting a ping pong ball out of her snatch, no big deal.
I came out having seen a woman drop loads of little goldfish out into a bowl, pull a string with loads of razorblades attached out, smoking numerous cigarettes and puffing away, i had to stand on stage with a balloon between my legs near my nuts, whilst a girl lay on her back and shot a dart out to burst the balloon.
Whilst this is happening two girls are getting it on in a shower show behind me who then decide to pull me in and attempt to undress me !!!
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sc0ott
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seemingly andy murray the tennis player broke up with his GF for playing COD MW2. this should take your mind off things
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lostboy
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Shag her mates, or her mam.
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SetH
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awesome A1EX keep them coming, i wanna go over there
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Nath
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When I split with my ex I joined a gym and a football team. Kept me busy and stopped me dwelling on it.
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chrisritch
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look on the bright side, no christmas presents to buy or valentines shit lol
sorry to hear it tho mate in all seriousness
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Joe
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Willay always hits the nail on the head in these type of threads. He should have a newspaper column.
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Sam
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Just keep busy. It's having the time to think about things that fucks you up mentally IMO.
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