liamC
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Some cracking replies on this page (3) - I'm sat chuckling away, especially at Budgie's 
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JonnyJ
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Condoms, who uses them?
Not K2 GTI it seems 
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Budgie
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just pull out before you come and give them a face load. would post pics but photobucket sucks ask premium members lolz
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will_ainsworth
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dont use them, but it did end up getting my ex pregnant, bitch tried to set me up!
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williamz
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Aim high and aim for the eye!
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Limecat
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quote:
Originally posted by Budgie
haha ^ one bird i was with was on the pill but always had a funny waddle to the toilet to make sure she didnt get any on the carpet
With one hand clasped over their clunge to stop if falling out and/or running down their thighs? Am I the only one that wonders what they do with it, do they shake it off into the crapper, wash it in the sink or scrape it off into a hidden container so they can use it as a face pack?
On that note, you cannot beat the sound or site or a freshly creampied fanny fart. Stick Mozart, that's real musical talent.
Oh and another thought; A girl I used to hang around with admitted to getting herself off with a cucumber and then putting it back in the fridge only to find some of it had been used the following day. Dirty bitch didn't eat her sandwiches that day, I wonder if her Dad did?
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Budgie
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this thread is going way off subject. . .
I'm ok with that.
and yes one hand over her moo and the other covering her tits just incase her parents decided to go to the toilet
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mattk
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tried using them 2wice, broke them both, but then again Im "vigorous"
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xa0s
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quote:
Originally posted by Budgie
haha ^ one bird i was with was on the pill but always had a funny waddle to the toilet to make sure she didnt get any on the carpet
Wahaha, so true, I remember with my ex I walked her to the toilet once (still hanging out of her) as you could tell if you pulled out it would fall out everywhere and I really couldn't let them happen on my black sheets!
Another time she would quickly grab her gash and catch it just in time, it's quite funny but it really ruins the mood to be honest. I quite like the 2nd or 3rd round where you're all spunked all so you know there's not much due and nothing to worry about.
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Limecat
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quote:
Originally posted by Budgie
this thread is going way off subject. . .
I'm ok with that.
and yes one hand over her moo and the other covering her tits just incase her parents decided to go to the toilet
A good old danger bang, cracking feeling.
I remember throwing one up my ex on her 18th Birthday with a house full of guests, a quick attack from the back, splurt, jobs a good 'un.
Or it would have been if she wasn't on. My sodding bang stick looked like one of those red and white rotating poles that you get outside a barbers, plus I had a mixture of juice and broken down faetus on the waist band of my sodding kecks.
Cracking feeling though, looking out of the window to see all her family in the conservatory below just as you are about to pull the trigger empty your balls into her panty hamster. Awesome.
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P1CK4D
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LETGSI16V - You use some crazy fucked up terminology
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Budgie
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hahaha pmsl did you go 'boom goes the dynamite' when ya done
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GF-91
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Originally posted by chloe16v
Why the long face?
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Budgie
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do you not approve chloe?
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chloe16v
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that sounded disgusting tbh
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pow
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I have just giggled like a teenage school girl at:
Cracking feeling though, looking out of the window to see all her family in the conservatory below just as you are about to pull the trigger empty your balls into her panty hamster. Awesome.
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Pip308
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have started using them again even tho the mrs is on the pill, just saves mess when im done.
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GF-91
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quote:
Originally posted by chloe16v
that sounded disgusting tbh
About as disgusting as what you were doing when you were 15?
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pow
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quote:
Originally posted by pip308
have started using them again even tho the mrs is on the pill, just saves mess when im done.
The mess is for the loose
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Budgie
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not to one up you but one time with one lass we were doing it and her kid sister (old enough to know what we're doing, too young to join in) just walked into the room in mid sesh. good times
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quote:
Originally posted by Budgie
not to one up you but one time with one lass we were doing it and her kid sister (old enough to know what we're doing, too young to join in) just walked into the room in mid sesh. good times
Been there, but the sis was 16.
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pow
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Full of talk you are Gary
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Budgie
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did she join in. sister double team FTW
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