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Baskey
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7th Sep 10 at 13:20   View User's Profile U2U Member Reply With Quote
When your 18 and think no copper will find the weed you have stashed in the 'secret' tray under the passenger seat.
dan_16sport
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the interior light got me.....i had to stop and open the door just to get it on haha
maberz
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8th Sep 10 at 21:47   View User's Profile U2U Member Reply With Quote
Turning the heaters on full in the summer, all windows open, because the engines overheating.. Fucked me right off this summer..
MarkM
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ICV.
BeetleGav
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8th Sep 10 at 22:28   View User's Profile U2U Member Reply With Quote
Sat in the carwash this summer having to shut the windows obviously and the fans do nothing but blow red hot heat in your face.
ending up as wet with sweat as you would of been if you left the windows down! piss take!
JaffaTB
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8th Sep 10 at 22:30   View User's Profile U2U Member Reply With Quote
quote:
Originally posted by Baskey
When your 18 and think no copper will find the weed you have stashed in the 'secret' tray under the passenger seat.


or the one under the horn


when your windows are really tight to wind down as your door has been bent back by someone trying to break in
Piér
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8th Sep 10 at 22:31   View User's Profile U2U Member Reply With Quote
No matter if you have a brand new, unplugged, blanked off or clean EGR your car still seems to kangaroo all over the place no matter how lightly and slowly you take your foot off the throttle!
dale87
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8th Sep 10 at 22:40   View User's Profile U2U Member Reply With Quote
when you find that hidden tray under the passenger seat

when you jack the front up the rear lifts with it

when your bonnet cable fucks up and it needs 2 people to open the bonnet

when you wash it and theres always that little drip from the back window rubber

when you press and hold both buttons on the mfd and get kph displayed

[Edited on 08-09-2010 by dale87]
AlexW
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8th Sep 10 at 22:42   View User's Profile U2U Member Reply With Quote
^omg how many people are going to be WTF about the kmph thing lol

Most things that have been said are all cars though.
Aerox-lad
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8th Sep 10 at 22:44   View User's Profile U2U Member Reply With Quote
allways notices this at night. but when your knee catches the dimmer of the dash lights. mine allways seem dimmer lol
Eddx14xe
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quote:
Originally posted by AW06
^omg how many people are going to be WTF about the kmph thing lol

Most things that have been said are all cars though.


Me
Eddx14xe
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8th Sep 10 at 22:46   View User's Profile U2U Member Reply With Quote
Whats this hidden tray under the passenger seat, might have to have a look tomorrow
Aerox-lad
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8th Sep 10 at 22:48   View User's Profile U2U Member Reply With Quote
quote:
Originally posted by Eddx14xe
Whats this hidden tray under the passenger seat, might have to have a look tomorrow
BeetleGav
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8th Sep 10 at 22:50   View User's Profile U2U Member Reply With Quote
i dont have a hidden tray
JaffaTB
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i bought an sri where the previous owner had never found the hidden tray and it still had the owners manual and original reciept and almost every mot and service paperwork in it
ste_p23
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8th Sep 10 at 23:34   View User's Profile U2U Member Reply With Quote
When ur locking petrol cap doesnt unlock
Chris
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8th Sep 10 at 23:42   View Garage View User's Profile U2U Member Reply With Quote
You put the hazards on, and they wont switch off.
Daveyroo
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9th Sep 10 at 08:59   View User's Profile U2U Member Reply With Quote
haha i was wondering why my dimmer switch is always low! and i thought it was just me who had the exhaust rattle! rofl
Archie
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9th Sep 10 at 09:00   View User's Profile U2U Member Reply With Quote
When you keep thinking you should sell it and buy something a bit more grown up, but drive it and fall back in love with it for some odd reason.
ryan docherty
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mate that is the best thing ever its so fuckin true am so sick of people snaping ma shelf
FAZ
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9th Sep 10 at 09:36   View Garage View User's Profile U2U Member Reply With Quote
kph!!?!?!?! brb going to play wth the mfd!
Winemaker
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9th Sep 10 at 09:38   View User's Profile U2U Member Reply With Quote
When you drive another car, then get back in and realise the steering wheel is over to the left more than any other car.
Sean-B
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9th Sep 10 at 11:42   View User's Profile U2U Member Reply With Quote
quote:
Originally posted by shaunmods
quote:
Originally posted by Neo
When you start the car and pull away, and have to turn to your mate and explain all the noises are normal


So true "dont worry the car is safe, I promise" lol!


Hell yes!! it's the polybushes!!!!
lisac
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9th Sep 10 at 19:36   View User's Profile U2U Member Reply With Quote
quote:
Originally posted by Mike B
quote:
Originally posted by corsabsonny
interior light swith :/ tell me more lol


LMAO

Pull the headlight switch out

[Edited on 06-09-2010 by Mike B]


Must say thanks for this LOL been doing the same as everybody else with the door
Rybo
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9th Sep 10 at 23:06   View User's Profile U2U Member Reply With Quote
when you spend ages on it and a fortune on it and its sadly still worth fook all

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