Ben J
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i once stuck a bottle of becks up a girls fanny.
Fuck me....remember Reef. The bottle necks were ribbed. Well when I was at uni a girl I lived with got drunk, told us she loved riding Reef bottles and then put on a show for 3 of us lads. 
[Edited on 03-10-2010 by Ben J]
 awesome
We were all smashed and woke up the next morning and were all like "did that really happen". Then the girl in question walked into the kitchen, saw us all there and just said "don't say a word" and went back to bed. We didn't see her for rest of the day!
[Edited on 03-10-2010 by Ben J]
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Jake
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Originally posted by Ben J
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Originally posted by scoob
i once stuck a bottle of becks up a girls fanny.
Fuck me....remember Reef. The bottle necks were ribbed. Well when I was at uni a girl I lived with got drunk, told us she loved riding Reef bottles and then put on a show for 3 of us lads.
[Edited on 03-10-2010 by Ben J]
and you just stood there?!
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JonnyJ
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Had fingers up 2 separate birds in Maga on the dancefloor/stage. One of them also had her hands down my pants also on the stage
Lads managed to get a picture just as i was pulling the pants to one side, classy
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Ben J
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Originally posted by jake
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Originally posted by Ben J
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Originally posted by scoob
i once stuck a bottle of becks up a girls fanny.
Fuck me....remember Reef. The bottle necks were ribbed. Well when I was at uni a girl I lived with got drunk, told us she loved riding Reef bottles and then put on a show for 3 of us lads.
[Edited on 03-10-2010 by Ben J]
and you just stood there?!
Strangely yeah! Two of us had GF's tbh. And she was like a sister to us . We were quite protective of her, as she was the only girl in the house.
[Edited on 03-10-2010 by Ben J]
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Joe
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Originally posted by JonnyJ
Had fingers up 2 separate birds in Maga on the dancefloor/stage. One of them also had her hands down my pants also on the stage
Lads managed to get a picture just as i was pulling the pants to one side, classy
Maga really is the place to meet your future wife/mother of your children.
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mwg
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hold on a minute so what you are basically saying is that you would stand there and watch your sister ride a reef bottle if she offered?
[Edited on 03-10-2010 by mwg]
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JonnyJ
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Originally posted by JonnyJ
Had fingers up 2 separate birds in Maga on the dancefloor/stage. One of them also had her hands down my pants also on the stage
Lads managed to get a picture just as i was pulling the pants to one side, classy
Maga really is the place to meet your future wife/mother of your children.
She might be the mother of my child now, who knows 
[Edited on 03-10-2010 by JonnyJ]
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Joe
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I don't think you can impregnate someone with your fingers Jonny.
Do you want to have 'the talk'?
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Nath
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I don't think you can impregnate someone with your fingers Jonny.
Do you want to have 'the talk'?
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mwg
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Easy mistake to make between Jonny's penis and one of his fingers I heard
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Joe
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His cock has a nail on it?!
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Ben J
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Originally posted by mwg
hold on a minute so what you are basically saying is that you would stand there and watch your sister ride a reef bottle if she offered?
[Edited on 03-10-2010 by mwg]
No because she wasn't actually my sister, but none of us saw her like someone we'd shag if you know what I mean. But we did watch!
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JonnyJ
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I don't think you can impregnate someone with your fingers Jonny.
Do you want to have 'the talk'?
Sorry i didnt want to divulge, but just for you Joe, i fucked her in a bath after we both threw up.
Saying that if you do it in a bath you cant get them preggers right?
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Jake
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i think he meant he had both penis's up two birds on the stage
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Jake
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Originally posted by Ben J
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Originally posted by mwg
hold on a minute so what you are basically saying is that you would stand there and watch your sister ride a reef bottle if she offered?
[Edited on 03-10-2010 by mwg]
No because she wasn't actually my sister, but none of us saw her like someone we'd shag if you know what I mean. But we did watch!
this must have been before the days of camera phones
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Joe
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Originally posted by Joe
I don't think you can impregnate someone with your fingers Jonny.
Do you want to have 'the talk'?
Sorry i didnt want to divulge, but just for you Joe, i fucked her in a bath after we both threw up.
Saying that if you do it in a bath you cant get them preggers right?
Depends who was on top I think? Also did you have a shower cap on?
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mwg
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His cock has a nail on it?!
that is the rumour yes
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well by the sounds of it i have just done "the usuals"
fingered girl, got handjob, got blowjob in girls toilets about 10mins before my girlfriend showed up (that one im most proud of)
"assisted breakdancing" - i lay down and people spin me around
pulled a girl infront of my girlfriend to prove to her i could
sneaked a bottle of Absinthe in and proceeded to give people free shots
dunno, probably loads of other stupid shit i cant remember cos i was too wasted
When I read all of these, all I could think of was 'Winkers'
you fuckin knows it
Are we going here when I come over?
If you want to make then yeah 
or just a pub crawl in London, less likely to do any of the above though
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Joe
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Originally posted by mwg
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His cock has a nail on it?!
that is the rumour yes
at least he can get his cock manicured.
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Ben J
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Originally posted by jake
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Originally posted by Ben J
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Originally posted by mwg
hold on a minute so what you are basically saying is that you would stand there and watch your sister ride a reef bottle if she offered?
[Edited on 03-10-2010 by mwg]
No because she wasn't actually my sister, but none of us saw her like someone we'd shag if you know what I mean. But we did watch!
this must have been before the days of camera phones
Year 2001!!!!
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JonnyJ
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Originally posted by Joe
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Originally posted by Joe
I don't think you can impregnate someone with your fingers Jonny.
Do you want to have 'the talk'?
Sorry i didnt want to divulge, but just for you Joe, i fucked her in a bath after we both threw up.
Saying that if you do it in a bath you cant get them preggers right?
Depends who was on top I think? Also did you have a shower cap on?
No, but the water was warm, not cold. I think we both had a go on top, cant really remember much about it.
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Joe
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I tackled a wrong en in Maga, just as we were about to get down to it she said 'if there is any blood, don't worry I'm not on my period. I just had an abortion last week'
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Nath
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Originally posted by Joe
I tackled a wrong en in Maga, just as we were about to get down to it she said 'if there is any blood, don't worry I'm not on my period. I just had an abortion last week'
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JonnyJ
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LOL
Maga is just the best place in the world.
At least you knew if you did impregnate her she was willing to get it killed.
You still fucked her right?
[Edited on 03-10-2010 by JonnyJ]
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Jake
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bit of a shame that joe, a week earlier and you could have been giving it concussion
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