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CORSA NUT

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Registered: 3rd Aug 01
Location: Wirral
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29th Oct 10 at 18:43

Jesus were do i start

People that pull into a road/petrol station etc with a clear way and keep braking and stop mid turn

People you sit behind in the fast lane doing 70...then they move over for you...then they move back in behind you

Generally people that can't drive, FFS they won't let people have guns but they give anyone a fucking car that can kill anyone at anytime. Driving IMO is a skill, not everyone should be allowed to just 'Drive' anyone over 70 should have to take another test again and you should have to do an 'Icelandic' type driving test ala Top Gear

Fucking idiots, simple people. No common sense etc etc etc

CORSA NUT

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Location: Wirral
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29th Oct 10 at 18:45

just to add on the motorway point....People who move over for you then spped the fuck up...WHY

Ben G

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Registered: 12th Jan 07
Location: Essex
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29th Oct 10 at 19:01

i hate the people that pull out behind you when you overtake them but do so in a way that i can only describe as being a leroy jenkins moment, swerving violently into the overtaking lane behind me.

everytime i see people do it i just laugh.

[Edited on 29-10-2010 by Ben G]

CORSA NUT

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Location: Wirral
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29th Oct 10 at 19:08

Me too Ben

then i floor it just for the hell of it..very childish i know

JodieSarah

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Registered: 10th Jan 10
Location: Warrington
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29th Oct 10 at 19:21

Lazy people with no ambition
People eating with their mouths wide open
Drivers that dont understand roundabouts
People who take two spaces in a really busy carpark
People who slow right down so you have to come to a stop behind them on speedbumps

JonnyJ

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Registered: 23rd Sep 05
Location: Scotchland
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29th Oct 10 at 19:22

Driving ones:

People who dont know the national speed limit
People who dont use anticipation when approaching roundabouts
People who don't overtake slow moving vehicles
People who brake and swerve when they see an emergency vehicle coming the other way even though it hasnt got any reason to be on their side of the road
People who brake from 75mph when passing a police car who has pulled someone over
People who lose all ability to drive normally in damp conditions
People who constantly have foglights on
People who have their windscreen wipers on the fastest setting in light drizzle
People who dont wave when you let them through
People in fast cars doing under the speed limit
Lorrys overtaking each other on dual carridgeways
People who take ages to set off after getting fuel

Others:

Plastic football fans
People who walk too slowly/stop for no reason
Fat people
People who don't remove weights from equipment in the gym after using it
Wankers on nights out whose sole intention is to find a fight
Leeds fans
Anyone who wears Henleys
Stewards at football who think they are the actual police
Crawley Town
One way systems in city centres
The obscene prices at motorway service stations
Asian call centres
Tax on importing things from foreign countries
X-box owners
People who spell lose "loose"
Bad design
People who think they are photographers because they own an DSLR
People who have their friends as siblings on Facebook
txt spk
People who spell Jonny with a H
Squirrels that try to mug you off
Southerners
The Welsh
X-Factor
Big Brother
Women out of the kitchen

[Edited on 29-10-2010 by JonnyJ]

Ben G

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29th Oct 10 at 19:36

quote:
Originally posted by JonnyJ

Anyone who wears Henleys

Cunt.

tbf to me though, had to wear a long sleeved top to drive it and it's the only clean jumper i had

JonnyJ

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Registered: 23rd Sep 05
Location: Scotchland
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29th Oct 10 at 19:38

Get some duck tape over the MASSIVE logo and it be reet.

Maybe me and you wouldn't get on Ben, you also come under the southerner section of my pet hates. Sorry mate

Ben G

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29th Oct 10 at 19:42

i also like x-factor

relationship would be destined to fail.

JonnyJ

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29th Oct 10 at 19:44

If you find 3 that you agree with it balances itself out and we can make this work.

Ben G

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29th Oct 10 at 19:47

i'm liking the sound of this

nath will be jealous.

JonnyJ

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29th Oct 10 at 19:48

Nath has been finished since he went an bought an X-box. The fool, he had it good as well.

Jake

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Registered: 24th Jan 05
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29th Oct 10 at 19:58

quote:
Originally posted by mattk
I never wash my hands after using the toilet

I dont piss on my hands and I use paper to wipe my arse, if your getting dirty hands at the toilets you need to have a long think about what you are doing wrong in there

[Edited on 29-10-2010 by mattk]

you are a dirty pikey cunt

Aaron

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Registered: 9th Aug 04
Location: Cottingham, East Riding
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29th Oct 10 at 20:16

Anyone who isnt white.

chrisritch

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29th Oct 10 at 20:19

quote:
Originally posted by jake

quote:
Originally posted by mattk
I never wash my hands after using the toilet

I dont piss on my hands and I use paper to wipe my arse, if your getting dirty hands at the toilets you need to have a long think about what you are doing wrong in there

[Edited on 29-10-2010 by mattk]

you are a dirty pikey cunt

tbf if you feel the need to wash yourself after touching your own dick then you need to get some tests done

sand-eel

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Registered: 15th Mar 07
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29th Oct 10 at 20:22

1. Women that say they are on a diet, NO you never are.
2. People that put themselves getting off with their bf/gf as there profile photo, do I want to see that NO!
3. People that sit right up your arse when on the motorbike.
4. M8 glasgow traffic jams.
5. People that have hundreds and hundreds of friends on facebook, its a case of whos got more friends is cooler? = NO.
6. Getting a drink at a busy club/pub, can't stand waiting.
7. Buying stuff you need, but don't want

sand-eel

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Registered: 15th Mar 07
Location: carluke/braidwood--IRNBRULAND
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29th Oct 10 at 20:24

Oh yeah people that cause ques by slowing down too much on the motorway when there has been a breakdown etc, THEY ARE ON THE FUCKING HARD SHOULDER, THERE IS PLENTY OF ROOM... TWATS.

Nath

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Registered: 3rd Apr 02
Location: MK
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29th Oct 10 at 21:08

quote:
Originally posted by JonnyJ
Nath has been finished since he went an bought an X-box. The fool, he had it good as well.

And I'm Southern.

mattk

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Registered: 27th Feb 06
Location: St. Helens
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30th Oct 10 at 09:04

quote:
Originally posted by jake

quote:
Originally posted by mattk
I never wash my hands after using the toilet

I dont piss on my hands and I use paper to wipe my arse, if your getting dirty hands at the toilets you need to have a long think about what you are doing wrong in there

you are a dirty pikey cunt

so will you lot not touch anything that another member of the public has touched? or do you put your faith into every single member of the public to wash their hands after they have touched their dick, which is just another peice of skin?

if you are fucking normal I dont want to be

[Edited on 30-10-2010 by mattk]

Sam

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Registered: 24th Dec 99
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30th Oct 10 at 09:13

quote:
Originally posted by mattk
so will you lot not touch anything that another member of the public has touched? or do you put your faith into every single member of the public to wash their hands after they have touched their dick, which is just another peice of skin?

if you are fucking normal I dont want to be

[Edited on 30-10-2010 by mattk]

Your lack of personal hygiene means that you significantly increase the risk of spreading germs, bacteria and infections.

If everyone in the world adopted your attitude towards hygiene then people would be ill a hell of a lot more then they are today, and even perhaps dead depending on what's spread.

I think you need to have a chat with your doctor about this because you obviously don't have a clue on why people need to maintain a minimum standard of personal hygiene.

mattk

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30th Oct 10 at 09:21

I feel you are missing my point

IF I pissed and shit all over my self then yes I would probably need a wash, however I dont, as chrisrich said, if you need to wash your hands after touching your own penis then you need to see your doctor imo

richc

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Registered: 24th Mar 07
Location: Ilkeston
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30th Oct 10 at 09:34

People who flash you when you over take them. Words cant describe how this makes me feel!

Pull who pull out from a stand still onto a national limit road (there is a few slip roads like this around here) and pull out right infront of you when you doing the speed limit, as you look in your mirror there is nothing behind you, so you think no way on this planet are they going to pull out on you when your about 50 meters away! GRRRRRRR! And then they do 40 mph at the most! I want to stamp on there head untill its 3mm thick!

richc

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Registered: 24th Mar 07
Location: Ilkeston
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30th Oct 10 at 09:36

Also when you have a quiet fast car, and your just going to work, doing the limit, and people sit (in much slower, wank cars) right up your arse! Why?

richc

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30th Oct 10 at 09:37

quote:
Originally posted by sand-eel
7. Buying stuff you need, but don't want

4 brand new tyres and car tax for me! £600 quid down the drain today

Sam

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Registered: 24th Dec 99
Location: West Midlands
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30th Oct 10 at 10:38

quote:
Originally posted by mattk
I feel you are missing my point

IF I pissed and shit all over my self then yes I would probably need a wash, however I dont, as chrisrich said, if you need to wash your hands after touching your own penis then you need to see your doctor imo

If I just had a dump for example and didn't wash my hands, then I met you and shaked your hand, what if you decided to prepare yourself a sandwich or a meal of some sort (still not washing your hands) after shaking my hand, then a little while later you fell violently ill - the cause being because I passed you some bacteria like e. coli or listeria for example - how would you feel then?

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