Ojc
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Originally posted by Matt H
Women want everything to be a fuckin news headline or something
Any woman who starts a conversation off with "your NEVER gonna guess what ****** said" is an elite cuntbag.
I probably could guess, but I'd sooner iron pubes to my forehead than listen to any of your tepid, irrelevant , Heat Magazine bollocks that you believe to be 'gossip'. Your life is not a drama. I stopped listening when you started talking. BORE OFF.
i love u 
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McWillster
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Don't even got me started on my dame. How is it possible to feel like you have so much to be pissed off at them but after litterally 5 mins of discussion/argument i always end up feeling like a dick and having nothing to say for myself other than saying sorry?
I'm such a little bitch!
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Gary
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Originally posted by McWillster
Don't even got me started on my dame. How is it possible to feel like you have so much to be pissed off at them but after litterally 5 mins of discussion/argument i always end up feeling like a dick and having nothing to say for myself other than saying sorry?
I'm such a little bitch!
It is just easier that way.
I'll even say Sorry if i don't mean it as it saves an argument.
Our lass is fairly sane though, to be fair.
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Gary
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Just found this...
WOuld post it on BookFace but i'm not a gayer and don't have an account.
Sums up what i said about Social networking though!
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Sam
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I would hazard a guess that only 10% of all women are vaguely "normal" - and even so, as others on this thread have suggested, it's normally the more mature women (30+ years old).
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ed
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Never give a woman your phone number and never bring them back to your house. They might steal you TV in the morning and you can't get away from them easily - they might even have the cheek to ask for a lift home 
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McWillster
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Problem with mine is, all was well when we first got together a couple of years ago. Just that since then she has developed IBS and her confidence has been shot which has just made alot of little things so much more of a battle. Hate how my missus says she couldn't live without me and that i basically hold her life together, yet saying that i can't really seem to do an awfull lot right. How can someone who is constantly having to apoligise for stuff day in day out possibly be holding your life together?? And they have some uncanny ability to make us all believe this sort of shit
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SetH
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Some of my friends in late 20`s early 30`s like pulling around and bumming 18yr old pigeon girls. Thank the Lord I have set myself a lower age limit of 24 because IMHO girls under this age are ridiculous cunts that model their dramatic lives on Eastenders and HollyOaks. They only seem to be able to function if massive dramas are going on in their lives.
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Russ
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no uppper age limit Seth?
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SetH
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Oldest is a 45yr old porn star called ClassyBlonde. I shit you not she can take double fisting. Filth beyond what 99% of mortal men will ever experience... True Story.
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SetH
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/Thread Death
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Andrew
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Originally posted by Ian
Rach is sound, you know the truth, that is all that matters.
Exacally!
You have found a gooden, some of us are still hunting
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Jambo
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quote:
Originally posted by SetH
Oldest is a 45yr old porn star called ClassyBlonde. I shit you not she can take double fisting. Filth beyond what 99% of mortal men will ever experience... True Story.
*Salutes*
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mwg
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Tom
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Touch wood (oo err) i've got a decent young'en. Don;t get me wrong some of her mates (although mostly ex-mates now) are shit stirring little hoe bags. All that hearsay bollocks and trying to get there mates to belive/do whatever they choose is the biggest frustration. Go and run her over ollie then bang her in the ambulance.
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Dione J
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Originally posted by mwg
Women these days are joke. Majority cant even cook FFS.
This, glad my wifey can 
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mwg
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Lucky! I've only had one girlfriend that can cook and actually seemed to like cooking. Rest of them have been worse than me and I'm really not a cook!
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3CorsaMeal
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Originally posted by mwg
I've only had one girlfriend
Even with that nice shiny Audi badge you drive? 
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mwg
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The Corsa was the pulling machine, attracted all the ladies in that 
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weddy1988
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one set of rules for them another set for us
jsut broke off with one i was seeing for a month there...jsut out of a 2 and a half year stint with the ex so wanted easy going but its been nothing but arguing and last night i sed that was it its not the same and i was sorry ect so she says shes been texting other boys more than friends ect like its a compitition i just laughed and went home ...20 minutes later came to the door wanting me take her back....NO....10 minutes later her mate comes to the door saying she has to speak to me for her...JEESO...not to mention there driving !!
i find my self reaching for the rear seatbelts aswell as the fronts
rant over but yes i see much home truths in this sed thread 
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taylorboosh
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the thing that pisses me off is every thing is a competition with them. so and so does this, so and sos got this grrr f*ck sake i hate it...
or when they are nice to people and go out with them, then slag the f*ck out of them at any chance..
my mrs does both of these a lot
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Ojc
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I'm going fucking mad here, absolutely crazy.
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adiohead
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http://www.corsasport.co.uk/board/viewthread.php?tid=582518
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Ojc
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I suggest you buy a shotgun and go mental.
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Hammer
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I would say women of all days rather than these days. They've always been wired that way.
Guys these days are just as bad though, they are morphing into women with all their fake tan and drama.
Fucking cunts.
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