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Neo
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1st Dec 10 at 11:24   View User's Profile U2U Member Reply With Quote
Lol Why don't you "obtain" one gary
Kerry
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kin el russ your a walking eatery
Russ
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quote:
Originally posted by Kerry
kin el russ your a walking eatery
yes
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Originally posted by GF-91
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Originally posted by Russ
is it wrong i fancy kebab


No I want one.


yep now craving one now. . . thats tonights dinner sorted
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russ walks in from work whats for tea
russ opens his eyes im hungry
russ gets to work i fancy this and that
russ gets in bed zzzzzzzzzzzzzz
GF-91
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quote:
Originally posted by Neo
Lol Why don't you "obtain" one gary


Would you like me to "obtain" one for you too?
GF-91
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Originally posted by Kerry
russ walks in from work whats for tea
russ opens his eyes im hungry
russ gets to work i fancy this and that
russ gets in bed zzzzzzzzzzzzzz


should have been

russ walks in and tea should already be cooking/ready
russ opens his eyes, his breakfast should be ready
Russ gets to work- Kerry should have prepared him something
Russ gets in bed, kerry should be making him something to eat for when he wakes...
Neo
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I just think its such a funny way to put it. I've heard people saying acquire just think its slightly silly.
GF-91
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quote:
Originally posted by Neo


I just think its such a funny way to put it. I've heard people saying acquire just think its slightly silly.


I acquired a double sausage and egg mc muffin this morning. yummy
Neo
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Originally posted by GF-91
quote:
Originally posted by Kerry
russ walks in from work whats for tea
russ opens his eyes im hungry
russ gets to work i fancy this and that
russ gets in bed zzzzzzzzzzzzzz


should have been

russ walks in and tea should already be cooking/ready
russ opens his eyes, his breakfast should be ready
Russ gets to work- Kerry should have prepared him something
Russ gets in bed, Russ should be eating kerry......






You rude, sexist pig.....
GF-91
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quote:
Originally posted by Neo
quote:
Originally posted by GF-91
quote:
Originally posted by Kerry
russ walks in from work whats for tea
russ opens his eyes im hungry
russ gets to work i fancy this and that
russ gets in bed zzzzzzzzzzzzzz


should have been

russ walks in and tea should already be cooking/ready
russ opens his eyes, his breakfast should be ready
Russ gets to work- Kerry should have prepared him something
Russ gets in bed, Russ should be eating kerry......






You rude, sexist pig.....


Clop Clop
Neo
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Kerry
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one thing............
GF-91
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Surprised you find time to get on here in between cleaning and making dinner kerry.




Jokesssssssssssss

[Edited on 01-12-2010 by GF-91]
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Originally posted by Kerry
russ walks in from work whats for tea, then cooks it as he is a great fiance
russ opens his eyes im hungry, makes me breakfast as he is awesome
russ gets to work i fancy this and that, gos and get it for everybody, wow check him out wit woo
russ gets in bed, wants sex, dont get it, then zzzzzzzzzzzzzz


[Edited on 01-12-2010 by Russ]
GF-91
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quote:
Originally posted by Russ
quote:
Originally posted by Kerry
russ walks in from work whats for tea
russ opens his eyes im hungry
russ gets to work i fancy this and that
russ gets in bed, wants sex, dont get it, then zzzzzzzzzzzzzz


Lol!
Russ
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edited it
Neo
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Sounds very similar to my like Russ
GF-91
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Kerry
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anyway would love to chat got chores to do and a baby to feed
GF-91
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quote:
Originally posted by Neo
Sounds very similar to my like Russ


I don't get why you don't get sex. You should ask, and if she says no, out the rohypnol comes.
GF-91
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Originally posted by Kerry
anyway would love to chat got chores to do and a baby to feed


About time...
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Originally posted by GF-91
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Originally posted by Neo
Sounds very similar to my like Russ


I don't get why you don't get sex. You should ask, and if she says no, out the rohypnol comes.
i just use it on myself, then i dont remember not getting it, or wnaking off... or crying into a pillow
GF-91
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quote:
Originally posted by Russ
quote:
Originally posted by GF-91
quote:
Originally posted by Neo
Sounds very similar to my like Russ


I don't get why you don't get sex. You should ask, and if she says no, out the rohypnol comes.
i just use it on myself, then i dont remember not getting it, or wnaking off... or crying into a pillow


Good idea!
Neo
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1st Dec 10 at 11:43   View User's Profile U2U Member Reply With Quote
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Originally posted by Russ
quote:
Originally posted by GF-91
quote:
Originally posted by Neo
Sounds very similar to my like Russ


I don't get why you don't get sex. You should ask, and if she says no, out the rohypnol comes.
i just use it on myself, then i dont remember not getting it, or wnaking off... or crying into a pillow


Diazepam is a good substitute

Girlfriend-91...When you have lived with your missus for a few years, sex is kept for special occasions

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