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Lee_fr200

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Registered: 8th May 11
Location: West Yorkshire
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14th Aug 12 at 22:42

I fcuking hate spiders with a passion!
Big or small I usually run a mile. But the missus is more terrified of them so lately I'm the one having to deal with them but hell no

BluKoo

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Registered: 8th Apr 02
Location: Stonehaven (Scotland)
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14th Aug 12 at 22:44

quote:
Originally posted by jrdn7
BluKoo, girl I'm sitting beside said to call you a fucking wanker bastard cunt for putting that spider pic up.

What camera/lens did you use to get that pic?

Tell her I said to come and see me and i'll make it all better

I used my old 450D and my 17-70 lens @ 17mm.

jrdn7

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Registered: 14th Feb 11
Location: Ireland
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14th Aug 12 at 23:36

quote:
Originally posted by BluKoo

quote:
Originally posted by jrdn7
BluKoo, girl I'm sitting beside said to call you a fucking wanker bastard cunt for putting that spider pic up.

What camera/lens did you use to get that pic?

Tell her I said to come and see me and i'll make it all better

I used my old 450D and my 17-70 lens @ 17mm.

Lad she'd cut your cock off and make you suck it.

Not the best person to get on the wrong side of!

Some quality there mate, didn't think a 450D could give that sort of quality!

BluKoo

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Registered: 8th Apr 02
Location: Stonehaven (Scotland)
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14th Aug 12 at 23:44

They were taken hand held too.
Unfortunately they are linked from facebook, so not the best quality.

RichR

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Registered: 17th Oct 01
Location: Waterhouses, Staffordshire
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15th Aug 12 at 06:33

quote:
Originally posted by Tomnova16
They're not poisonous so just pick them up.

All spiders, even tiny house spiders are venemous - If they weren't, they couldn't eat

nathy_87

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Registered: 14th Aug 08
Location: West Mids. Drives: Škoda Fabia VRS 5J
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15th Aug 12 at 07:18

Fucking hell that's got rigger boots and everything.

I don't mind them if I know they are there, and I'll happily pick them up just using my hands even at that size.

nathy_87

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Registered: 14th Aug 08
Location: West Mids. Drives: Škoda Fabia VRS 5J
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15th Aug 12 at 07:33

quote:
Originally posted by Ben G

quote:
Originally posted by Ojc
Ben G is jealous because he has to pay 1000 a month to live in a house with no radiators and an angry Scottish woman where as I pay £150 a month and can buy it for a 3rd of its value in 5 years.

Ya fucking mug

i have 6 radiators mate.

i need some painting done, when can you come over? bring sarah a aswell. leave the fucking kids at the Nurburgring though.

Hammer

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Registered: 11th Feb 04
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15th Aug 12 at 08:52

quote:
Originally posted by LiVe LeE

quote:
Originally posted by Tomnova16
They're not poisonous so just pick them up.

All spiders, even tiny house spiders are venemous - If they weren't, they couldn't eat

CORRECTION

All bar one type

Dom

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Registered: 13th Sep 03
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15th Aug 12 at 09:05

Got a huge size of your hand bastard living in the lounge at the moment. It ran across the carpet, saw me bricking it legging it for the door and it starts to charge towards me

It's now got the whole lounge to itself until i pick up the minerals to go hunting with the hoover

quote:
Originally posted by Ben G
....i live in the real world.

Debatable living in Essex

Ben G

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Registered: 12th Jan 07
Location: Essex
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15th Aug 12 at 09:09

Don't get done, get Dom.

Hammer

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Registered: 11th Feb 04
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15th Aug 12 at 09:12

quote:
Originally posted by Dom
Got a huge size of your hand bastard living in the lounge at the moment. It ran across the carpet, saw me bricking it legging it for the door and it starts to charge towards me
It's now got the whole lounge to itself until i pick up the minerals to go hunting with the hoover

quote:
Originally posted by Ben G
....i live in the real world.

Debatable living in Essex

Go and stomp on the fuckers head, we are at the top of the food chain not a poxy spider.

Robbo

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Registered: 6th Aug 02
Location: London
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15th Aug 12 at 09:20

we have several 7cm long beetle scary-ass mofos in our flat atm

scared the bejesus out of my flatmate last night!

RichR

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Registered: 17th Oct 01
Location: Waterhouses, Staffordshire
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15th Aug 12 at 09:35

quote:
Originally posted by Hammer

quote:
Originally posted by LiVe LeE

quote:
Originally posted by Tomnova16
They're not poisonous so just pick them up.

All spiders, even tiny house spiders are venemous - If they weren't, they couldn't eat

CORRECTION

All bar one type

which one?

Hammer

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Registered: 11th Feb 04
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15th Aug 12 at 09:38

I have no idea, I heard it on a nature documentary

There's only 1 type of spider that doesn't have the venom glands to kill its prey.

3CorsaMeal

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Registered: 11th Apr 02
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15th Aug 12 at 09:43

Alfa spider.

sc0ott

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Registered: 16th Feb 09
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15th Aug 12 at 10:06

Daddy long legs

Dom

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Registered: 13th Sep 03
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15th Aug 12 at 10:09

quote:
Originally posted by sc0ott
Daddy long legs

A towel and a hoover, problem solved

sc0ott

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Registered: 16th Feb 09
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15th Aug 12 at 10:11

Or you can pick them up and throw it out

Dom

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15th Aug 12 at 10:12

quote:
Originally posted by sc0ott
Or you can pick them up and throw it out

Fuck that

RichR

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Registered: 17th Oct 01
Location: Waterhouses, Staffordshire
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15th Aug 12 at 12:55

My tarantula that died last year; had her since I was 10/11

3CorsaMeal

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Registered: 11th Apr 02
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15th Aug 12 at 12:57

can you get them stuffed? taxidermy?

RichR

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Registered: 17th Oct 01
Location: Waterhouses, Staffordshire
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15th Aug 12 at 12:59

I have all the skins still, about 10 in total; they're legs are hollow anyway as they move using a pneumatic process; filling the legs with air to extend them

sc0ott

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Registered: 16th Feb 09
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15th Aug 12 at 13:34

Stuff it and make it fly like that cat.

JamesMc

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Registered: 15th Aug 10
Location: Rainham, Kent
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15th Aug 12 at 16:12

I get them shitty jet black twat spiders that live in holes in my room over winter because it gets hot with all the electric stuff like PC's and TV's on so normally they think they have shelter in my room till i trap them on sticky board and shoot them like my Warhammer figurines.

cecil

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Registered: 25th Jun 11
Location: stoke
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15th Aug 12 at 17:56

Lad at work is is bad with spiders, thought itd be funny to put one in his cup/mug last year.. didnt find it funny he was that scared he went white n cried a little, didnt speak for weeks

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