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Ally
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Registered: 2nd Jul 03
Location: Pontypool Drives: a Skoda
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29th Sep 03 at 14:44   View User's Profile U2U Member Reply With Quote
Ok, but i am not paid to be puke on
elfunkyo
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Registered: 25th Mar 02
Location: Mighty Geordie Country
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29th Sep 03 at 14:45   View User's Profile U2U Member Reply With Quote
May I offer my services as the resident alcholic, I will amuse the patrons with various pissed antics and tell un-understandable stupid stories with no point or general direction before falling unconscious to the foor again for everyones amusement

My fee = just keep that absinthe coming
OFcorsa
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Registered: 6th Jan 03
Location: Cheltenham, Gloucestershire
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29th Sep 03 at 14:46   View User's Profile U2U Member Reply With Quote
E - althought this is not good for business it will still make me laugh yes your hired!
*a row of absinth lined up*

ally fairenough you will ahve to dodge this!
Ally
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Location: Pontypool Drives: a Skoda
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29th Sep 03 at 14:48   View User's Profile U2U Member Reply With Quote
Fury Muff
OFcorsa
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Location: Cheltenham, Gloucestershire
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29th Sep 03 at 14:49   View User's Profile U2U Member Reply With Quote
yes please! and as your manager i want yours!
elfunkyo
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Registered: 25th Mar 02
Location: Mighty Geordie Country
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29th Sep 03 at 14:50   View User's Profile U2U Member Reply With Quote
Cool *downs shots of absinth whilst performing handstands on the bar before smashing head first into the final one* just wait until I regain consciousness for the stories
OFcorsa
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Location: Cheltenham, Gloucestershire
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29th Sep 03 at 14:52   View User's Profile U2U Member Reply With Quote
*Pisses self laugh then looks worried but waits always waits*
OFcorsa
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Registered: 6th Jan 03
Location: Cheltenham, Gloucestershire
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29th Sep 03 at 14:59   View User's Profile U2U Member Reply With Quote
does anyone else want a drink?

elf i think you scared off the customers?
Valleyscorsa
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Registered: 16th Jan 03
Location: Glam Uni - drives - 1.2 vegas
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29th Sep 03 at 14:59   View User's Profile U2U Member Reply With Quote
PMSL!!! This is quality! Better than eastenders! Can i be the old guy in corner who occasionaly shouts out random quotes, Please!
Ally
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Registered: 2nd Jul 03
Location: Pontypool Drives: a Skoda
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29th Sep 03 at 15:00   View User's Profile U2U Member Reply With Quote
quote:
Originally posted by OFcorsa
yes please! and as your manager i want yours!


Will i get a pay rise?
OFcorsa
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Registered: 6th Jan 03
Location: Cheltenham, Gloucestershire
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29th Sep 03 at 15:00   View User's Profile U2U Member Reply With Quote
If it doesnt interrupt elf's ramblings, then Yes!
OFcorsa
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29th Sep 03 at 15:01   View User's Profile U2U Member Reply With Quote
quote:
Originally posted by Ally
quote:
Originally posted by OFcorsa
yes please! and as your manager i want yours!


Will i get a pay rise?


No but you will get a rise out of me

and i will let you stay here rent free!
Ally
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Registered: 2nd Jul 03
Location: Pontypool Drives: a Skoda
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29th Sep 03 at 15:02   View User's Profile U2U Member Reply With Quote
with breakfast?
OFcorsa
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29th Sep 03 at 15:02   View User's Profile U2U Member Reply With Quote
Ask shelly shes the chef!
Valleyscorsa
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Location: Glam Uni - drives - 1.2 vegas
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29th Sep 03 at 15:02   View User's Profile U2U Member Reply With Quote
Me and ELF have a mutual respect for each other
elfunkyo
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Registered: 25th Mar 02
Location: Mighty Geordie Country
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29th Sep 03 at 15:03   View User's Profile U2U Member Reply With Quote
fucking hell were am I?, when did I come to the bar?, why have I such a bad head? let me guess I've been on the fucking absinthe again my Mam's going to fucking kill me
Ally
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Location: Pontypool Drives: a Skoda
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29th Sep 03 at 15:04   View User's Profile U2U Member Reply With Quote
its ok, u can sleep in the kitchen in the big pan Mr.Elf
OFcorsa
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29th Sep 03 at 15:04   View User's Profile U2U Member Reply With Quote
Elf - thats ok have anotherone to ease the pain. and go and sit wit your mate over their *waves at Valley*
elfunkyo
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29th Sep 03 at 15:06   View User's Profile U2U Member Reply With Quote
quote:
Originally posted by Ally
its ok, u can sleep in the kitchen in the big pan Mr.Elf


cheers love
Valleyscorsa
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Registered: 16th Jan 03
Location: Glam Uni - drives - 1.2 vegas
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29th Sep 03 at 15:06   View User's Profile U2U Member Reply With Quote
*old guy responds to wave* ID RATHER EAT MY OWN UNDER CARRIAGE
elfunkyo
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Registered: 25th Mar 02
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29th Sep 03 at 15:07   View User's Profile U2U Member Reply With Quote
quote:
Originally posted by OFcorsa
Elf - thats ok have anotherone to ease the pain. and go and sit wit your mate over their *waves at Valley*


Cheers for the offer Ally but the Absinth addiction is just to great Keep em coming
OFcorsa
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Registered: 6th Jan 03
Location: Cheltenham, Gloucestershire
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29th Sep 03 at 15:07   View User's Profile U2U Member Reply With Quote
*looks at new customers*
"dont mind him he was in WW2"

*last orders ladies and gents*
Ally
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Registered: 2nd Jul 03
Location: Pontypool Drives: a Skoda
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29th Sep 03 at 15:08   View User's Profile U2U Member Reply With Quote
Can we have a lock up after closing time?
OFcorsa
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Registered: 6th Jan 03
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29th Sep 03 at 15:09   View User's Profile U2U Member Reply With Quote
We can have a lock in but im going to the gym so your in charge ally! give the guys what they want!
Ally
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Registered: 2nd Jul 03
Location: Pontypool Drives: a Skoda
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29th Sep 03 at 15:10   View User's Profile U2U Member Reply With Quote
yeh baby

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