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Gary
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Most of the dole scum round here do that. It's nothing to be proud of.
Ian
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Making bank?

Is that like making money?

I'd never take the ability to run a business away from anyone, and drug dealers are just business people. Shame weed dealers are mostly also stoners who don't actually generate wealth because they spend it too quickly.

He'll also never get a mortgage because he doesn't do a tax return.

He'll also never grow the business because the guys above him a gangsters.

Its a business, but its a paper round when real people are flying planes.
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Ian don't upset JordyCartel
Ian
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Its just business.
rossnomore
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Originally posted by JordyCarter
Trust me it is. A persons status depends on salary and hes certainly making bank. All we do all day is buy clothes and smoke weed. Its quite the lifestyle once you get used to it


So you're homosexual stoners?

spencer88
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Primark Day Trip and Smoking Weed.

Hell boys, living the dream....
Eck
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Making bank The youth of today.
JordyCarter
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Hahaha we are just lucky! Stone island, raf simons, rick owens are just a selection of brands we wear. Its not all about that though its about the freedom we have Money isnt an issue in my life fortunately so i just do my own thing. Which happens to be just smoking and buying.
nathy_87
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Well aren't you a lucky boy?
JordyCarter
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Today instead of work i chilled here for hours just smoking and drinking. Id hate me too tbh hahaha



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Forgive me, but I'd much rather have the stability of my job and the comfortable life I have than that of a stoner
JordyCarter
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Yeah i mean i expect to be hated on lol im a nice boy though i swear!
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Are you under the impression that you're some sort of drug kingpin? 100% guarantee you live with your parents, so how is money not a issue? Unless you want to do that for the rest of your life?
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I do live with my parents but im only 21 shitt im young as hell! haha

Drug kingpin is a bit crazy lol. I was born into it lol like i said im just lucky
spencer88
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I will finish work today, go home, eat some pizza, stick on my clothes I am happy wearing, take my bike and go to the beach.


Or I could sit around, smoking dope thinking I am part of The Mafia, go to what looks like a shitty lake and think everyone wants my life.


Err, no. I am fine thanks, just feel sorry for you tbh. Can't see how you think you are lucky.
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JordyCarter
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Yeah but mate to me your day sounds shit lol

The mafia? i dont even sell shit lool.

You can go home, see your wife and kids whatever. Im about to go to york and visit van mildert to spend some and got amsterdam on sunday to smoke more high grade.

I just take everyday how it is. I dont want to be hated on just appreciate my honesty
John
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Since when has being stupid to get a job and selling drugs instead been lucky?
Dom
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You missed the point where he drives a Corsa; Jordy must be making serious 'bank'
JordyCarter
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quote:
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You missed the point where he drives a Corsa; Jordy must be making serious 'bank'

I didnt say i was a millionare
John
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Rolling with the big boys.

Has to be no more and no less than an S3.
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If you "don't sell", then what is it you do? I don't hate you, or your lifestyle I pity you in all honesty but it's your life to lead how you wish!
Dom
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quote:
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quote:
Originally posted by Dom
You missed the point where he drives a Corsa; Jordy must be making serious 'bank'

I didnt say i was a millionare


I don't think anyone here was thinking that highly of you to have the intelligence to even become a millionaire

On a serious note, what are you going to do when mummy and daddy get banged up for drugs/drug money?
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Jordy, you sound like a complete muppet
spencer88
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quote:
Originally posted by JordyCarter
Yeah but mate to me your day sounds shit lol

The mafia? i dont even sell shit lool.

You can go home, see your wife and kids whatever. Im about to go to york and visit van mildert to spend some and got amsterdam on sunday to smoke more high grade.

I just take everyday how it is. I dont want to be hated on just appreciate my honesty


What sounds shit?
The other day I got paid to sit in the sunshine, drink Pimms and eat bacon sarnies.

Doesn't sound too shit to me.....


Bet you sit at home and masturbate to the Super Mario Theme Tune too.

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