Russ
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the deputy dog one
bears in a bin
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Dom
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Wrong thread Danny
Edit - awww deleted
[Edited on 11-07-2013 by Dom]
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DannyB
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Tomnova16
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skateboard poo
http://www.lemass.co.uk/ for all your automotive/bodyshop needs
Located in Chalfont st Peter
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sc0ott
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Skateboard poo reminds me of rabb himself shitting whilst running
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nathy_87
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nathy_87
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That a kids meal?
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Aaron
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Probably in China.
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3CorsaMeal
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Fell out of someones mcmuffin
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Gavin
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pew pew pew pewwwww
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Gavin
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WHAT... THE...
pew pew pew pewwwww
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Cavey
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Gibbons are awesome
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IvIarkgraham
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orangutan
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Gavin
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pew pew pew pewwwww
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Bart
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true story.
I think his reactions at the end are just as funny:
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=-IzEdK7ARg8
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Bart
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Ben G
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Whoops...
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Anty
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A woman is having an affair during the day while her husband is at
work. Her 9 year old son comes home unexpectedly, sees them and hides in the bedroom closet to watch.
The woman's husband also comes home.
She puts her lover in the closet, not realizing that the little boy is in
there already.
The little boy says, "Dark in here."
The man says, "Yes, it is."
Boy - "I have a baseball."
Man - "That's nice."
Boy - "Want to buy it?"
Man - "No, thanks."
Boy - "My dad's outside."
Man - "OK, how much?"
Boy - "$250"
In the next few weeks, it happens again that the boy and the lover are in the closet together.
Boy - "Dark in here."
Man - "Yes, it is."
Boy - "I have a baseball glove."
The lover remembering the last time, asks the boy, "How much?"
Boy - "$750"
Man - "Fine."
A few days later, the father says to the boy, "Grab your glove, let's go outside and have a game of catch." The boy says, "I can't, I sold my baseball and my glove." The father asks, "How much did you sell them for?"
Boy - "$1,000"
The father says, "That's terrible to overcharge your friends like
that...that is way more than those two things cost. I'm going to take you to church and make you confess."
They go to the church and the father makes the little boy sit in the
confession booth and he closes the door.
The boy says, "Dark in here."
The priest says, "Don't start that shit again."
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JonnyJ
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Hahahahaha. I get it. Its funny because priests usually fuck young boys, not their mothers
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Balling
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corsadonk
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Poor Racoon.
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DannyB
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quote: Originally posted by corsadonk
Poor Racoon.
I'd do the same if one of them was attacking my dog.
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=hHN-f6xTzsY
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