jr
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Originally posted by James1
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Originally posted by corsaCsxi
Oh and im sure totalling a porsche at 150mph on a motorway did no damage to the road, barriers or surrounding are at all.
Fuck it ill continue, Where the fuck did a Motorway come into this?
I was far to cool to be doing 150mph on a motorway! I decided to shoot over a blind bridge at 150mph trying to top the car out on the long straight afterwards at around 200mph! GO ME.... narrowly avoiding some pecker doing 30mph on the other side of the hill, the car span spun a good 300yd down the road, Though some rusty old crash barrier and ploughing down a small tree...... before rolling down a 20ft bank....... Bearing in mind this was a B road,
Now because im a young raver I laugh at this shit,
And here comes the really funny bit whilst im going at it, Because of the power my family holds in this country, The cheif prosecutor intervened in my case and decided that the crown prosecution wasn't going to prosecute. And I was let off without a mark on my record!
So 7months down the line, The nutter goes and buys an Evolution VIII MR 300 to burn up some more tarmac not content with his little golf!
Come on boys Im laughing but im sure im going to get a 15page insult after this? Am I bothered or is that what im after?
[Edited on 18-10-2004 by James1]
my autie is the queen, your point cock
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J da Silva
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Hold power? pfffft gimp
Like I said before, those who preach, are amatuers, a good mafia type person never reveals what they are, they live in denial.
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James1
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Try looking further up the ranks rather then 10 pence pistol packing puffs like your talking about! Just about sums you up that venom, If some1's made something in life you instantly assume they've made it illegally! In future you really ought to keep your cum trap closed in matters u clearly know fuck all about
[Edited on 18-10-2004 by James1]
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corb
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Jimmy, why do they live in a big river? 
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J da Silva
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If only you knew and no I wasn't on about illegally, what I mean is you trying to be some gangster wannabe and failing to impress. Very amusing
I'm dragging replies from you at will. 
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J da Silva
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quote:
Originally posted by corb
Jimmy, why do they live in a big river?
SO many times I've used that line, can never remember what comedy show it was from.
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jr
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Originally posted by James1
Try looking further up the ranks rather then 10 pence pistol packing puffs like your talking about! Just about sums you up that venom, If some1's made something in life you instantly assume they've made it illegally! In future you really ought to keep your cum trap closed in matters u clearly know fuck all about
[Edited on 18-10-2004 by James1]
sorry sir, i mean master
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Red_SXi
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http://www.corsasport.co.uk/board/viewthread.php?tid=176868
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purple_corsa_gls
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quote:
Originally posted by James1
Fuck it ill continue, Where the fuck did a Motorway come into this?
I was far to cool to be doing 150mph on a motorway! I decided to shoot over a blind bridge at 150mph trying to top the car out on the long straight afterwards at around 200mph! GO ME.... narrowly avoiding some pecker doing 30mph on the other side of the hill, the car span spun a good 300yd down the road, Though some rusty old crash barrier and ploughing down a small tree...... before rolling down a 20ft bank....... Bearing in mind this was a B road,
Now because im a young raver I laugh at this shit,
And here comes the really funny bit whilst im going at it, Because of the power my family holds in this country, The cheif prosecutor intervened in my case and decided that the crown prosecution wasn't going to prosecute. And I was let off without a mark on my record!
So 7months down the line, The nutter goes and buys an Evolution VIII MR 300 to burn up some more tarmac not content with his little golf!
Come on boys Im laughing but im sure im going to get a 15page insult after this? Am I bothered or is that what im after?
Ive not read the thread, but WTF
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Nath
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What a complete wank stain.
PMSL!!!
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goldfish
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quote:
Originally posted by James1
Fucks sake, Stop crying at the poor boy jesus, Hope the cunts let u off m8
why would he cry at Jesus. is he a Christian
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goldfish
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I'm confused if he owns an evo why is he on this board ( Nik can GTF also  )
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Nath
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quote:
Originally posted by goldfish
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Originally posted by James1
Fucks sake, Stop crying at the poor boy jesus, Hope the cunts let u off m8
why would he cry at Jesus. is he a Christian
Or is he telling Jesus to stop crying at the poor boy? Either way it makes no sense.
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Stuckey
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James1
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goldfish
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quote:
Originally posted by Nath
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Originally posted by goldfish
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Originally posted by James1
Fucks sake, Stop crying at the poor boy jesus, Hope the cunts let u off m8
why would he cry at Jesus. is he a Christian
Or is he telling Jesus to stop crying at the poor boy? Either way it makes no sense.
no I think he means stop crying at Jesus. His punctuation does more than suggest this. maybe he has just seen jesus bummed by Ollie - that would be more than enough to make someone cry
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Nath
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quote:
Originally posted by goldfish
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Originally posted by Nath
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Originally posted by goldfish
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Originally posted by James1
Fucks sake, Stop crying at the poor boy jesus, Hope the cunts let u off m8
why would he cry at Jesus. is he a Christian
Or is he telling Jesus to stop crying at the poor boy? Either way it makes no sense.
no I think he means stop crying at Jesus. His punctuation does more than suggest this. maybe he has just seen jesus bummed by Ollie - that would be more than enough to make someone cry
Your clearly giving him too much credit, what with taking his punctuation into account
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goldfish
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quote:
Originally posted by Nath
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Originally posted by goldfish
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Originally posted by Nath
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Originally posted by goldfish
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Originally posted by James1
Fucks sake, Stop crying at the poor boy jesus, Hope the cunts let u off m8
why would he cry at Jesus. is he a Christian
Or is he telling Jesus to stop crying at the poor boy? Either way it makes no sense.
no I think he means stop crying at Jesus. His punctuation does more than suggest this. maybe he has just seen jesus bummed by Ollie - that would be more than enough to make someone cry
Your clearly giving him too much credit, what with taking his punctuation into account
clearly I am giving to much thought to this Chav.
don't believe the hype - It's a sequal 
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Nath
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Marc
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James, son. You are gay.
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goldfish
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Afroman your clearly ill
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Joff
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Page 5. I've missed out 
Someone give me a summary of what's going on. Are we taking sides?
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James_DT
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Having made the mistake of reading most of this, I'm gunna comment...
Why the fcuk did you drive SIX HUNDRED METRES you lazy fuck. Hope you lose your license. Also, James1, STFU.
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Marc
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Yes, i have been for some time now.
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CorsAsh
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I knew someone who had a mental condition - Borderline Personality Disorder. Anyone suffering from this condition can exhibit symptoms including:
- delusions of grandeur (i.e. having a powerful family or evo)
- systematic lying (crown prosecutor tale)
- extreme exaggeration of stories (attempting 200mph in a porsche on a minor road)
Other physical symptoms include the patient soiling themselves...
So I think this kid may actually have a problem, he should seek medical help.
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Nath
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quote:
Originally posted by Joff
Page 5. I've missed out
Someone give me a summary of what's going on. Are we taking sides?
Its worth a read. Its funny.
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