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SVM 286
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quote:
Originally posted by Bennn



Deffo

Big bum, but big tats and lovely smile make up for it
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tbh none of them are weird!


Doesn't matter Benn - you have cracking taste in women mate
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Originally posted by SVM 286
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Originally posted by Shelly
charitable?




Yes, for fancying a fat ugly bloke and a curious short fella - we need more good looking woman that fancy blokes that don't quite 'have it' if you know what I mean.


I think I understand


Right I'll try to simplify this for you Shell

Judging by your avatar, you are a good looking woman - right? are you with me so far?

Most good looking women fancy good looking blokes, in fact, most women fancy good looking blokes - Do you follow?

You, on the other hand, seem to fancy a couple of chaps who were, let's say; towards the back of the queue when the man upstairs was handing out pulling potential.

So what I am saying is that your taste is easier going and in fact quite charitable on a larger portion of the male population, and that if there were more good looking women in the world that fancied the visually/physically less fortunate chaps out there, the world would be a nicer place.

Hope that's cleared my comment up
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Originally posted by p4uls corsa
cat deeley hmmmmmmmmm




I find her 'tache disturbing.
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More on topic of odd ones would be the woman who used to be in Sportsnight and is now in that desperate wives thing on CH4.

She looks a bit like an older Sheryl Crow.

Don't know what it is - she's the wrong side of 40 and isn't particularly pretty, but there's just something about her - very sexy
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Lisa Riley & Bethanie out of Corrie



YUK!
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quote:
Originally posted by SVM 286
Right I'll try to simplify this for you Shell

Judging by your avatar, you are a good looking woman - right? are you with me so far?

Most good looking women fancy good looking blokes, in fact, most women fancy good looking blokes - Do you follow?

You, on the other hand, seem to fancy a couple of chaps who were, let's say; towards the back of the queue when the man upstairs was handing out pulling potential.

So what I am saying is that your taste is easier going and in fact quite charitable on a larger portion of the male population, and that if there were more good looking women in the world that fancied the visually/physically less fortunate chaps out there, the world would be a nicer place.

Hope that's cleared my comment up


Basically shell, your gorgeous and unlike most gorgeous women you take men for what they are, instead of what they look like.

There should be more women like that to give the less attractive men a better chance
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Plus looks shouldnt matter too much anyway because we all end up looking like hairy ball sacks later in life anyway!
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Some bird i know slightly fancies jeremy clarkson but cos' she's impressed with his driving


He hit a camera car on an empty airstrip


A womens definition of driving well ...... :
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Does know one else think Anthea Turner is worth one
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Does know one else think Anthea Turner is worth one


No
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not even a little bit
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I do

Cheryl baker as well
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quote:
Originally posted by SVM 286
quote:
Originally posted by Shelly
quote:
Originally posted by SVM 286
quote:
Originally posted by Shelly
charitable?




Yes, for fancying a fat ugly bloke and a curious short fella - we need more good looking woman that fancy blokes that don't quite 'have it' if you know what I mean.


I think I understand


Right I'll try to simplify this for you Shell

Judging by your avatar, you are a good looking woman - right? are you with me so far?

Most good looking women fancy good looking blokes, in fact, most women fancy good looking blokes - Do you follow?

You, on the other hand, seem to fancy a couple of chaps who were, let's say; towards the back of the queue when the man upstairs was handing out pulling potential.

So what I am saying is that your taste is easier going and in fact quite charitable on a larger portion of the male population, and that if there were more good looking women in the world that fancied the visually/physically less fortunate chaps out there, the world would be a nicer place.

Hope that's cleared my comment up


I understand that completely, but I don't class myself as good looking
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quote:
Originally posted by Tom
quote:
Originally posted by SVM 286
quote:
Originally posted by Tom
Some bird i know slightly fancies jeremy clarkson but cos' she's impressed with his driving


He hit a camera car on an empty airstrip


A womens definition of driving well ...... :


Careful Tom - don't let the missus read that
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quote:
Originally posted by Ally
Plus looks shouldnt matter too much anyway because we all end up looking like hairy ball sacks later in life anyway!


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quote:
Originally posted by Shelly
quote:
Originally posted by SVM 286
quote:
Originally posted by Shelly
quote:
Originally posted by SVM 286
quote:
Originally posted by Shelly
charitable?




Yes, for fancying a fat ugly bloke and a curious short fella - we need more good looking woman that fancy blokes that don't quite 'have it' if you know what I mean.


I think I understand


Right I'll try to simplify this for you Shell

Judging by your avatar, you are a good looking woman - right? are you with me so far?

Most good looking women fancy good looking blokes, in fact, most women fancy good looking blokes - Do you follow?

You, on the other hand, seem to fancy a couple of chaps who were, let's say; towards the back of the queue when the man upstairs was handing out pulling potential.

So what I am saying is that your taste is easier going and in fact quite charitable on a larger portion of the male population, and that if there were more good looking women in the world that fancied the visually/physically less fortunate chaps out there, the world would be a nicer place.

Hope that's cleared my comment up


I understand that completely, but I don't class myself as good looking


Bless - modest too
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get ya belly oot for the lads

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quote:
Originally posted by Ally
quote:
Originally posted by SVM 286
Right I'll try to simplify this for you Shell

Judging by your avatar, you are a good looking woman - right? are you with me so far?

Most good looking women fancy good looking blokes, in fact, most women fancy good looking blokes - Do you follow?

You, on the other hand, seem to fancy a couple of chaps who were, let's say; towards the back of the queue when the man upstairs was handing out pulling potential.

So what I am saying is that your taste is easier going and in fact quite charitable on a larger portion of the male population, and that if there were more good looking women in the world that fancied the visually/physically less fortunate chaps out there, the world would be a nicer place.

Hope that's cleared my comment up


Basically shell, your gorgeous and unlike most gorgeous women you take men for what they are, instead of what they look like.

There should be more women like that to give the less attractive men a better chance


i love these women, they give blokes like us a chance to be extra happy in fact, i am with such a woman right now and things are greeeeeeeat
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quote:
Originally posted by Cybermonkey
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Originally posted by Ally
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Originally posted by SVM 286
Right I'll try to simplify this for you Shell

Judging by your avatar, you are a good looking woman - right? are you with me so far?

Most good looking women fancy good looking blokes, in fact, most women fancy good looking blokes - Do you follow?

You, on the other hand, seem to fancy a couple of chaps who were, let's say; towards the back of the queue when the man upstairs was handing out pulling potential.

So what I am saying is that your taste is easier going and in fact quite charitable on a larger portion of the male population, and that if there were more good looking women in the world that fancied the visually/physically less fortunate chaps out there, the world would be a nicer place.

Hope that's cleared my comment up


Basically shell, your gorgeous and unlike most gorgeous women you take men for what they are, instead of what they look like.

There should be more women like that to give the less attractive men a better chance


i love these women, they give blokes like us a chance to be extra happy in fact, i am with such a woman right now and things are greeeeeeeat


Top work C.M. glad to hear of this mate

Could do with a few more of that type down my neck of the woods
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Stacy, Ruby and Rosie from eastender and corrie

i would foursome them and teach them some manners

[Edited on 08-01-2006 by Corsa_Sam]
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quote:
Originally posted by Corsa_Sam
Stacy, Ruby and Rosie from eastender and corrie

i would foursome them and teach them some manners

[Edited on 08-01-2006 by Corsa_Sam]


Could line them up and play lucky dip

Sorry, that was realy filthy

Which one's Rosie? My brain hurts

Just re-read, Rosie's in Coronation St.

Isn't she the one that went from child to goth sex monkey in the space of about a week?

[Edited on 08-01-2006 by SVM 286]
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Rosie woiuld be the 14 year old one who is fucking Craig

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