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Robin
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you 2 are corsa.v6 its so obvious now
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youve gota be a real moron to crash in an empty car park more i drink the more i laugh
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pics?
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quote:
Originally posted by lynny_sxi
youve gota be a real moron to crash in an empty car park more i drink the more i laugh


Yes, Back on topic
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quote:
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quote:
Originally posted by lynny_sxi
youve gota be a real moron to crash in an empty car park more i drink the more i laugh


Yes, Back on topic


you mean there was a topic?
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Ry_B, you got pics of you near death 10MPH crash ??
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Pics of crack in windscreen?
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Pics of crack in windscreen?


that all happend, what a tard
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Ry_B, you got pics of you near death 10MPH crash ??


Put your monitor on its side and watch this:



I imagine it looked a little like that.
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crack? no one mentioned her being under the influence of drugs
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No drugs, Ry_B was attempting to lick her crack when they crashed.

That was whilst sorting rubstrips.
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or there being a crack in the first place tbh
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crack? no one mentioned her being under the influence of drugs


would you need to be, to get in a car with a ear studded hair dresser
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definitely.

Mr Sport, you are Vice President of T.W.A.R.

tell the world with your sig
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He might have coaxed her in with a wholesome pack of Ry_Bita?
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quote:
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No drugs, Ry_B was attempting to lick her crack when they crashed.

That was whilst sorting rubstrips.


she crashed because she thought he was trying to lick her crack, whereas he was actually just reaching under the seat to get his limited edition bertone post 97 chrome rubstrip?
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quote:
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quote:
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No drugs, Ry_B was attempting to lick her crack when they crashed.

That was whilst sorting rubstrips.


she crashed because she thought he was trying to lick her crack, whereas he was actually just reaching under the seat to get his limited edition bertone post 97 chrome rubstrip?


LMAO And retrieve the smoked side repeater his mother gave him as a dummy when he was a baby?
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So, what can we all learn from this?
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Ry and his trusty female at it again.

Thought I'd bring my lame ass attempt and jump on the bandwagon
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quote:
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So, what can we all learn from this?


A bird in the hand is worth two sherman tanks in the front garden.
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So, what can we all learn from this?
We can all learn that next time I come in from a night out and there's a u2u box full of complaints and a number of threads full of bickering, point-scoring, shit that want splitting and deleting I'm going to fucking ban the inconsiderate wankers who give this web site its famous name.

Can everyone who wants to bicker and be a tit please kindly take it to MSN, text message or perhaps giveafuck.com as I don't want it here.
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