andy1868
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Registered: 22nd Jun 06
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honestly, marble pedals, you sir sound ridiculous
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speedysanchez
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quote: Originally posted by NovalutionGSi
quote: Originally posted by andy1868
i guarantee i am not lying, my bikes reinforced with the finest granite worktop, it can take my weight
Marbel Pedels as well?
oh as i was putting my car on the scales to weigh its lightness i noticed another problem which may be affecting my tanging abilities. I tinted my windows using black bin bags and pritt stick, its full of bubbles, and very creased, to be honest it looks a bit of a pigs ear, i also self tinted my rear view mirror and dash where the speedo is but now i can't see anything, should i buy a snooper to keep track of my speed so the rozzers don't nick me. Cheers Bra's
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andy1868
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i think you best had mate, if the rozzers catch you in a car of that power you're going to be getting into some serious beef
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speedysanchez
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quote: Originally posted by andy1868
i think you best had mate, if the rozzers catch you in a car of that power you're going to be getting into some serious beef
Id prob just outrun em and i've got one of those number plates that can't be photographed so i'm pretty safe. cheers bra
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nova_gteuk
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quote: Originally posted by andy1868
i think you best had mate, if the rozzers catch you in a car of that power you're going to be getting into some serious beef
I love this thread had me in stiches all all afternoon
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mark_gsi
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WTF is bra???
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nova_gteuk
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quote: Originally posted by mark_gsi
WTF is bra???
http://www.lingerieandcostumeco.com/osc/images/NC-20159x%20%20Bridal%20Venice%20%20Pearl%20and%20Sequin%20SHELF%20BRA.jpg
[Edited on 05-03-2007 by nova_gteuk]
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Adam C
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Registered: 10th Jan 07
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jap style bodykit goes well with your jap can and would add 20bhp, dont paint it and it will give you an extra 5 bhp.
You should put a scooby spoiler on the roof aswell so you can keep that beast on the ground.
My Arden Blue Astra GSi MK4 on BBS LM's Project Thread
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mark_gsi
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quote: Originally posted by nova_gteuk
quote: Originally posted by mark_gsi
WTF is bra???
http://www.lingerieandcostumeco.com/osc/images/NC-20159x%20%20Bridal%20Venice%20%20Pearl%20and%20Sequin%20SHELF%20BRA.jpg
[Edited on 05-03-2007 by mark_gsi]
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SXi_Tim
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Some of us are at work
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Doug
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http://www.central-shopfitters.co.uk/
Nottingham?
Lee Leg
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speedysanchez
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Doug for a boy you are not bad to look at, would you consider letting me bull you sometime.
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gianluigi
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stfu you gheys
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NovalutionGSi
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quote: Originally posted by Doug
http://www.central-shopfitters.co.uk/
Nottingham?
Lee Leg
when ever i see a Shopfitting Van i always think it says Shoplifting......
As for Marble Pedels..... they are top of the range..... goes with my Limestone square wheels!
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Steve X16XE
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The next time i race a 1.0, i'm going to put my rear seats down.
This time i might keep up!
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andy1868
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no problem sanchez, i forgot about being able to outrun them
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speedysanchez
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I would like to say thanks for all the modding tips, i am not glad i sold my saxo, the guys where not as helpful on there and banned me, the bummers.
http://www.saxosportsclub.com/index.php?name=ForumsPro&file=viewtopic&t=11176
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NovalutionGSi
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ahh the French are always up tight!
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wilson_sri
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I bet its some random bummer off barry boys, or a VAG site
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Scotty C
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What a nob!
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xtremewheels
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lol, can't stop laughing
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Eck
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quote: Originally posted by speedysanchez
I would like to say thanks for all the modding tips, i am not glad i sold my saxo, the guys where not as helpful on there and banned me, the bummers.
http://www.saxosportsclub.com/index.php?name=ForumsPro&file=viewtopic&t=11176
FLOL
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Mike
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Just read all 5 pages of this. PMSL from start to finish..
P.S my 1.2 16v would hammer it.
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Tommy L
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quote: Originally posted by Mike B
Just read all 5 pages of this. PMSL from start to finish..
P.S my 1.2 16v would hammer it.
what yours is more than 155bhp
have you got 2 resistor chips?
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deano87
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Hilarious thread - I'm at Uni atm and has certainly brightened up my day.
More power from a 12v? Shit, I should know. Debadged grill improved my air intake, as did debadging, now I have smooooth sides.
On a series note, you can get a dblias (sp?) manifold for £850 - bargain with a gain of 20bhp, almost 1.2 16v speeeeds.
Oh, and BP Ultimate claims it can add 100cc to the engine, worth filling up with that
Right, I'm off to a 3 hour workshop on the Political Economy of the Media. In my 12v, should take about 0.5secs, running mach2 speeds
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