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Budgie
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20th Jan 10 at 09:16   View User's Profile U2U Member Reply With Quote


Bruce Willis made the right choice. Katana ftw

[Edited on 20-01-2010 by Budgie]
DaveyLC
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20th Jan 10 at 09:33   View User's Profile U2U Member Reply With Quote

I dont carry anything in the car that could be used as a weapon.. Got arrested for 'going equipt' in the past just for having a screw driver and gloves in my door pocket..

I love the UK..

[Edited on 20-01-2010 by DaveyLC]
GTM
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That big black fella that was in the chaps corsa vxr a while back when those guys tried to jack him at the lights.
Pip308
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20th Jan 10 at 11:43   View User's Profile U2U Member Reply With Quote

Adjustable for me x
Jambo
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20th Jan 10 at 12:21   View User's Profile U2U Member Reply With Quote

et voila:

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=b1RvTJBdRuA&feature=related
p
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20th Jan 10 at 12:25   View User's Profile U2U Member Reply With Quote

samurai sword I guess. Got one under the bed.
Twiggy
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quote:
Originally posted by corsadee
samurai sword I guess. Got one under the bed.


Got one in my bed
flybikeslee
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20th Jan 10 at 14:00   View User's Profile U2U Member Reply With Quote

breaker bar for breaking things
lostboy
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20th Jan 10 at 14:27   View User's Profile U2U Member Reply With Quote

Lol sorry for life size pictures, photobucket hasn't shrunk them for some reason.





I dare say the steering wheel would cause the most damage, fucking size of it.

[Edited on 20-01-2010 by lostboy]
Whittie
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20th Jan 10 at 14:28   View User's Profile U2U Member Reply With Quote

Fuck trying to steal your car.
lostboy
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20th Jan 10 at 14:29   View User's Profile U2U Member Reply With Quote

quote:
Originally posted by Whittie
Fuck trying to steal your car.


Couldn't outrun a pedal bike never mind a cop car, so it would be pointless to steal anyway, no joy in joyriding this mofo
Carl
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20th Jan 10 at 17:12   View User's Profile U2U Member Reply With Quote

quote:
Originally posted by lostboy
Lol sorry for life size pictures, photobucket hasn't shrunk them for some reason.



I dare say the steering wheel would cause the most damage, fucking size of it.

[Edited on 20-01-2010 by lostboy]


You'd blind them with horrible seats?
lostboy
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quote:
Originally posted by Carl
quote:
Originally posted by lostboy
Lol sorry for life size pictures, photobucket hasn't shrunk them for some reason.



I dare say the steering wheel would cause the most damage, fucking size of it.

[Edited on 20-01-2010 by lostboy]


You'd blind them with horrible seats?


What's wrong with Nova SRi seats? You have no taste mate
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20th Jan 10 at 17:15   View User's Profile U2U Member Reply With Quote

Looks like someones already had a go at hot wiring that nova.



TBH
lostboy
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quote:
Originally posted by oceansoul
Looks like someones already had a go at hot wiring that nova.


The cowling was cracked when I bought it and I hit it with my knee one day by accident, completely smashing it, I have a new one just aint fitted it yet,
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Vac your carpets and clean the plastics you dirty cunt.
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I have a small, but very well equiped platoon of korean soldiers in the boot.
GF-91
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Knuckle Sandwich
DannyB
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Phillips or flat head?

[Edited on 20-01-2010 by DannyB]
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So you didn't want to get hit?

Therefore you left the situation you were in, went to the car, got a screwdriver and went back to that situation?

You talk some crap.
Limecat
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quote:
Originally posted by Root
Flat head. I didn't leave it, it happened in car park, I went to my car, got the weapon, returned, threatened them and they left...I do not talk shit at all...


Make your mind up, you were walking in the shop on your previous post. Now it's in a car park?

You were worried so you went back to your car, got a weapon and threatened them?

There is a very strong smell of shit about your posts.
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quote:
Originally posted by Joe
Mr T


Yeah fooool!
Limecat
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I saw Jackie Chan at the Trafford Centre the other day, he looked at me funny through his squinty eyes. I was worried that he was going to pick-pocket me and make an origami swan from my Netto receipts so I knocked him out and chucked him over the side of the boat, just before he hit the water a low flying Boeing 747 nearly sucked him into the engine and then he landed on Christina Aguileras pillow.

I shouted, 'Fuck you Jackie Chan'. I am double hard, I have Pokemon cards...
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quote:
Originally posted by oceansoul
Looks like someones already had a go at hot wiring that nova.



TBH


I like your style mate
GF-91
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quote:
Originally posted by LETGSI16V
I saw Jackie Chan at the Trafford Centre the other day, he looked at me funny through his squinty eyes. I was worried that he was going to pick-pocket me and make an origami swan from my Netto receipts so I knocked him out and chucked him over the side of the boat, just before he hit the water a low flying Boeing 747 nearly sucked him into the engine and then he landed on Christina Aguileras pillow.

I shouted, 'Fuck you Jackie Chan'. I am double hard, I have Pokemon cards...


Sounds more real than Root's post.

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