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LukeS
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2nd Oct 09 at 09:12   View User's Profile U2U Member Reply With Quote

quote:
Originally posted by Neo


Women just walked into my office, quite a large women.

Leant on the spare desk to talk to me, the desk see-sawed, she fell over, put her hand up to steady herself which happen to be where the white board is

Sweaty hands made her hand slip and she head butted the wall Now in an ambulance with a gash above her eye.

Random Friday FTW. Who is that fit red head numbers ?


Raid the security video's.
Matt L
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2nd Oct 09 at 09:14   View User's Profile U2U Member Reply With Quote

FLOL @ mike large lady.
Neo
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quote:
Originally posted by Matt L
FLOL @ mike large lady.




I think karma has just turned round on me for mocking her, i walked into the server room and possibly cracked my nose

What a day

No security cameras in my office Would have been the best video to send to "You've been framed" £200 for a video of someone else's pain
andy1868
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2nd Oct 09 at 09:17   View User's Profile U2U Member Reply With Quote

neo, its hayley williams, the singer from paramore
Neo
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quote:
Originally posted by andy1868
neo, its hayley williams, the singer from paramore


I'm in love
Matt L
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i thought is was £250 or has the credit crunch hit them too??

would be fucking amazing if you caught it on video
andy1868
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neo, she's mine
Matt L
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ps ask her to reinact it when she gets back
Neo
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quote:
Originally posted by andy1868
neo, she's mine


She'll be swept away with my essex charm numbers

Best reaction ever...walking into a shop or supermarket in clacton and going up to someone to ask them a question...and then my (apparently) posh accent comes out. I get looked at as if i'm scottish or iranian or something

quote:
Originally posted by Matt L
ps ask her to reinact it when she gets back


That'd go down well Thing is i have just asked maintenance to come and clear the blood mark off the wall
sc0ott
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quote:
Originally posted by chloe16v
sc0ott, is this you? clicky

[Edited on 02-10-2009 by chloe16v]


YES
Jenko_Sport
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Yay lecture on criticising photographs
Conway563
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Bored!
Really want to go and play golf but got no money until probably after christmas now
Neo
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quote:
Originally posted by Jenko_Sport
Yay lecture on criticising photographs


Has Matt stolen your car yet for me
Matt L
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2nd Oct 09 at 09:25   View User's Profile U2U Member Reply With Quote

not yet off to go do it shortly mike
Jenko_Sport
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You could just buy it
LukeS
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quote:
Originally posted by sc0ott
quote:
Originally posted by chloe16v
sc0ott, is this you? clicky

[Edited on 02-10-2009 by chloe16v]


YES


PHITT
chloe16v
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quote:
Originally posted by sc0ott
quote:
Originally posted by chloe16v
sc0ott, is this you? clicky

[Edited on 02-10-2009 by chloe16v]


YES



who the fuck are you and why are you asking if im a goth?
LukeS
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quote:
Originally posted by chloe16v
quote:
Originally posted by sc0ott
quote:
Originally posted by chloe16v
sc0ott, is this you? clicky

[Edited on 02-10-2009 by chloe16v]


YES



who the fuck are you and why are you asking if im a goth?


He obvs wants you
Tommy L
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2nd Oct 09 at 09:33   View User's Profile U2U Member Reply With Quote

quote:
Originally posted by Conway563
Bored!
Really want to go and play golf but got no money until probably after christmas now
Why can't you play before xmas?
Neo
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2nd Oct 09 at 09:35   View User's Profile U2U Member Reply With Quote

quote:
Originally posted by Matt L
not yet off to go do it shortly mike


Slacker

quote:
Originally posted by Jenko_Sport
You could just buy it


If it does ever come up for sale

Body work is perfect so would throw a LET into it...or maybe something a bit mental
Conway563
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quote:
Originally posted by corsa_tomtom
Why can't you play before xmas?


No money and any spare money I have from now will have to go towards buying presents and decorations

Really need the car to go soon so I can start playing more

[Edited on 02-10-2009 by Conway563]
sc0ott
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quote:
Originally posted by chloe16v
quote:
Originally posted by sc0ott
quote:
Originally posted by chloe16v
sc0ott, is this you? clicky

[Edited on 02-10-2009 by chloe16v]


YES



who the fuck are you and why are you asking if im a goth?


telling you who i am isnt going to change the matter in the slightest.

i asked if you were a goth because you like to swear a lot within your posts, which made me think you were either,

a) a goth
b) a chav
c) depressed
LukeS
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2nd Oct 09 at 09:40   View User's Profile U2U Member Reply With Quote

b&c
Neo
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Wow your a confusing lad !
LukeS
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Sc0ot?

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