lostboy
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I like to fire it onto my stomach and let it go crispy then peel it off after a day or two.
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Linch
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only in durham.....
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Shell
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Originally posted by jake
if you have a man in your life who has resorted to wanking in a sock, you're not doing something right.
What an utter load of bollocks
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lostboy
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Originally posted by Linch
only in durham.....
Good job I'm not in Durham 
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Marc
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Originally posted by Shelley
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Originally posted by jake
if you have a man in your life who has resorted to wanking in a sock, you're not doing something right.
What an utter load of bollocks
See what you did there
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lostboy
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quote:
Originally posted by Shelley
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Originally posted by jake
if you have a man in your life who has resorted to wanking in a sock, you're not doing something right.
What an utter load of bollocks
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kav
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Tissues all the way easy to dispose of 
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Tommy L
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Wow, what a thread to start the year 
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taylorboosh
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5 pages about wanking and socks
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Limecat
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Amateurs.
The way to do it is to stand at the side of the bed and burp the worm whilst the Mrs is sleeping, then as you can feel the army of cock snot marching up your love vein you scream 'FIRE!'. Time it right and just as her blurry morning vision comes into focus she will see a bag full of potential babies all making their way through the void of space to give her a face-pack.
If you get really good at it, you may get some in her mouth as she screams?
Your mission, should you choose to accept it, is to get your digicams out, follow the above and upload some POV videos for us all. Prize for the winner is to be the Hero of CS.
Chop, chop! 
[Edited on 02-01-2010 by LETGSI16V]
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Root
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...lol
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lostboy
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quote:
Originally posted by LETGSI16V
Amateurs.
The way to do it is to stand at the side of the bed and burp the worm whilst the Mrs is sleeping, then as you can feel the army of cock snot marching up your love vein you scream 'FIRE!'. Time it right and just as her blurry morning vision comes into focus she will see a bag full of potential babies all making their way through the void of space to give her a face-pack.
If you get really good at it, you may get some in her mouth as she screams?
Your mission, should you choose to accept it, is to get your digicams out, follow the above and upload some POV videos for us all. Prize for the winner is to be the Hero of CS.
Chop, chop!
[Edited on 02-01-2010 by LETGSI16V]
As I'm single, I can try this on your lass?
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deano87
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Ash_EP3
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Originally posted by john-d
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Originally posted by Ash_EP3
Tissue FTW if not dirty pair of socks / boxers 
leaving booby traps for your mams never good
Good job I do my own washing 
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CorsAsh
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This thread has made me Excellent work.
Eck, I thought you just used a chair?
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flybikeslee
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Ellis
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I just leave my mess in the furry fun hole
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Root
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quote:
Originally posted by Ellis
I just leave my mess in the furry fun hole
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taylorboosh
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quote:
Originally posted by CorsAsh
This thread has made me Excellent work.
Eck, I thought you just used a chair?
a wankchair
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CorsAsh
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Yes, actually
Eck will elaborate if needed.
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Limecat
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Am I the only person that has ever managed to fart in their birds mouth? I don't mean like a fart in the face, I mean a full mouth full of fart.
My ex got quite a thing for liking me everywhere and she even used to lick my rusty sheriffs badge, one time she was working her way up my thighs whilst I lay on my stomach and I could feel my guts churning. I knew straight off I was going to fart and the idea popped into my head faster than an alchy pops into the off-licence with his dole money. She licked over my spadger and I wasn't quite ready, she licked around my arse cheeks some more and then, timed to perfection as I felt her tongue just below my bumhole I let rip with a proper 'Paaaaarpppp' right into her mouth. Absolutely fucking priceless moment, I got fucking leathered for it but I couldn't stop laughing.
That's genuinely 110% true. Oh, it was also the same bird I did the above to (albeit without filming it) but I shot directly in her eye and she wasn't overly chuffed about that either?
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Jake
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quote:
Originally posted by LETGSI16V
Am I the only person that has ever managed to fart in their birds mouth? I don't mean like a fart in the face, I mean a full mouth full of fart.
My ex got quite a thing for liking me everywhere and she even used to lick my rusty sheriffs badge, one time she was working her way up my thighs whilst I lay on my stomach and I could feel my guts churning. I knew straight off I was going to fart and the idea popped into my head faster than an alchy pops into the off-licence with his dole money. She licked over my spadger and I wasn't quite ready, she licked around my arse cheeks some more and then, timed to perfection as I felt her tongue just below my bumhole I let rip with a proper 'Paaaaarpppp' right into her mouth. Absolutely fucking priceless moment, I got fucking leathered for it but I couldn't stop laughing.
That's genuinely 110% true. Oh, it was also the same bird I did the above to (albeit without filming it) but I shot directly in her eye and she wasn't overly chuffed about that either?
post her facebook link so we know what we're dealing with here
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CorsAsh
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Wow, I didn't think the tone could get any lower in here 
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Limecat
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quote:
Originally posted by jake
post her facebook link so we know what we're dealing with here
I don't do Facebook fella, I doubt she does either.
Facebook is a site to communicate with retards. I have no need to join as I have this place!
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Jake
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pics? i cant imagine any sane woman wanting to do that. it will just give me an idea what to look out for next time im down wetherspoons
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