Fro
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not to one up you but one time with one lass we were doing it and her kid sister (old enough to know what we're doing, too young to join in) just walked into the room in mid sesh. good times 
Had that when we were getting jiggy on her mates sofa while she was away, one of the other girls that were staying there walked  (no chance of her joining in though as her boyf was upstairs )
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Pip308
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have started using them again even tho the mrs is on the pill, just saves mess when im done.
edit. only put it on half way thru the fun.
lol at your stories mr budge
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Limecat
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hahaha pmsl did you go 'boom goes the dynamite' when ya done
ROFL, no but you may like a comment I once came out with.
It was 3 years ago and 2 birds that I had previously nailed phoned me up, I didn't even know they knew each other. Anyway, they were both pissed as farts and said they would go twos up on me if I picked them up, I was out of the door before you could blink.
Knowing people wouldn't believe it I decided to record it on my phone, you can't see a great deal as it's dark but a few minutes in I got my hands between one of their legs, whilst the other was bouncing on my cunt prober and you can hear me clear as day exclaim "Fuck me sideways, you are wetter than an otters pocket".
My mates always piss their sides at that point.
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Budgie
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let fucking down. should of asked some girls are just sluts
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GF-91
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Originally posted by Budgie
did she join in. sister double team FTW
Nope. Glad she didn't. Munter.
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GF-91
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Full of talk you are Gary
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chloe16v
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i have had my mum fetch my kids home while me an my fella was upstairs shagging, we left the front door unlocked  ended up going down stairs with just a towel round me her face was a picture
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Pip308
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ive done sisters and their cousin 
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GF-91
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Originally posted by pip308
ive done sisters and their cousin
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Budgie
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Originally posted by LETGSI16V
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Originally posted by Budgie
hahaha pmsl did you go 'boom goes the dynamite' when ya done
ROFL, no but you may like a comment I once came out with.
It was 3 years ago and 2 birds that I had previously nailed phoned me up, I didn't even know they knew each other. Anyway, they were both pissed as farts and said they would go twos up on me if I picked them up, I was out of the door before you could blink.
Knowing people wouldn't believe it I decided to record it on my phone, you can't see a great deal as it's dark but a few minutes in I got my hands between one of their legs, whilst the other was bouncing on my cunt prober and you can hear me clear as day exclaim "Fuck me sideways, you are wetter than an otters pocket".
My mates always piss their sides at that point.
that is good. the best comment i could muster up just after *cough cough* 'make me a sandwhich bitch*
i have accidently phoned phil during sex but the funny thing was he didnt hang up . . . wasted a couple minutes of cred 
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pow
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I've done my ex girlfriend, do i win?
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Budgie
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Originally posted by pip308
lol at your stories mr budge
thanks phil havent even started on some of the a* material yet lol
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Neo
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Originally posted by pow
I've done my ex girlfriend, do i win?
Dangerous Man
Use them at the moment as the gf really wants kids, no chance tbh !
With the ex never used to, with the few girls in between didn't either. Before i was with my ex always used to as was with people that you couldn't trust where they had been !
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Budgie
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haha just keep fucking virgins and you'll be alrite
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GF-91
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haha just keep fucking virgins and you'll be alrite
Unless they were born with AIDS.
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Budgie
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Originally posted by GaryF
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Originally posted by Budgie
haha just keep fucking virgins and you'll be alrite
Unless they were born with AIDS.
*sticks fingers in ears* lalalala
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GF-91
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Originally posted by Budgie
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Originally posted by GaryF
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Originally posted by Budgie
haha just keep fucking virgins and you'll be alrite
Unless they were born with AIDS.
*sticks fingers in ears* lalalala
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Pip308
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Originally posted by Budgiei have accidently phoned phil during sex but the funny thing was he didnt hang up . . . wasted a couple minutes of cred
as in, i was having sex and i aswered. not you where having sex and called me...
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Budgie
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no i was having sex and my phone dropped out of my jeans and i saw that i had phoned you. i might of left a voicemail i forget it was time ago
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Pip308
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ah, that time, i thought you where on about the other times
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Budgie
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o yea i remember you answering before whilst you were at it. but im sure i accidently phoned you before.
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Budgie
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amy . . . teehee
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Budgie
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LETGSI16V more stories please, they made me lol
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Pip308
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amy . . . teehee
hi 5!
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a_j_mair
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once once having some fun when misses friend came in, realised what was happaning froze and then said "are you inside my friend"
we all ended up
pissing ourself laughing
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