GTM
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Originally posted by K2 GTi
id say
can you suck me off before i go in?
This.
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Theham85
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Five fingered widow in the eye!
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taylorboosh
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quote:
Originally posted by GTM
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Originally posted by K2 GTi
id say
can you suck me off before i go in?
This.
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Pip308
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Originally posted by Budgie
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Originally posted by ajscorsa
get him to txt her and find out what she thinks of you then! lol
could go something like this
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Phil
budgie called you a slag! fancy coming back to mine to watch a movie or something in the cinema?
ooo yeah i have cinema and a bar so pick up at 9 yea?
LY phil  x
930 actually....
i jest, want me to find out stuff for you?
could ask her or ellie tbh...
(p.s. they both want my babies)
(p.p.s. is this strike two? can i nail her now?)
Phil
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Budgie
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quote:
Originally posted by Pip308
quote:
Originally posted by Budgie
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Originally posted by ajscorsa
get him to txt her and find out what she thinks of you then! lol
could go something like this
quote:
Phil
budgie called you a slag! fancy coming back to mine to watch a movie or something in the cinema?
ooo yeah i have cinema and a bar so pick up at 9 yea?
LY phil x
930 actually....
i jest, want me to find out stuff for you?
could ask her or ellie tbh...
(p.s. they both want my babies)
(p.p.s. is this strike two? can i nail her now?)
Phil
ive never said you cant nail her.
phil fill your boots mate
Edit: (sp)
[Edited on 31-03-2010 by Budgie]
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baza31
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rape em
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Pip308
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quote:
Originally posted by Budgie
ive never said you cant nail her.
phil fill your boots mate
Edit: (sp)
[Edited on 31-03-2010 by Budgie]
i know you didnt say i couldnt 
not guna anyway. unless its offered on a plate 
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Budgie
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lazy barsteward. whats wrong with her?
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Pip308
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nothing wrong with her, she looks good in just her underwear thats for sure. but if i do one i cant do the other... well i could try...
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Rich H
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Phil
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Rainey
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Ha this thread is a class read!!
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mart08uk
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Poor Budgie 
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Budgie
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yeah i think its now official.
my mates mates cousin dogs walker mums sisters son dream has failed.
poor sod
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Pip308
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her dress last night was well see through. could see everything.
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mart08uk
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Have you not asked her out again?
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Budgie
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i txtd her on tuesday and got no reply
nvm guess i better go back to the old ways of rohypnol
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Pip308
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maybe her fone only recieves txts off me as i always get a reply?
send her a message saying "are you getting my txts hun?"
i know her fone has been playing up as i've lent her a dodgy old one lol
Phil
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Ian
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Phil I hope you're joking.
Budgie, take control. You tell her what is going on, not the other way around. Like I said pages ago, get it done and stop worrying.
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sc0ott
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tbh its what you do during the date.
try this,
take out all your money from your bank account and put it all in your wallet, so its right 'fat' in your pocket. if the girl (or man) notices then they will think you have fat junk in those pants.
when the bill comes, pull out your fat wallet and pay the person, making sure she sees your fat wallet (or junk if you want jailed for indecent exposure). and make sure you flick through your cash as well.
at the end of the night dont go for the peck on the cheek, she probably wont even feel it for her make up. shes probably thinking the same about you, "what happens next", "do we 'bebo' each other" etc etc so take advantage of the situation and decide for everyone on her doorstep.
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Pip308
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quote:
Originally posted by Ian
Phil I hope you're joking.
Budgie, take control. You tell her what is going on, not the other way around. Like I said pages ago, get it done and stop worrying.
joking about what?
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Eck
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quote:
Originally posted by Pip308
quote:
Originally posted by Ian
Phil I hope you're joking.
Budgie, take control. You tell her what is going on, not the other way around. Like I said pages ago, get it done and stop worrying.
joking about what?
About cutting a mates' grass.
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Pip308
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im not mowing his lawn, he hasnt done the legwork in the first place lol.
but if your talking about the "unwritten" man rules the budgie doesnt pay attention to them so why should i?
Phil
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Eck
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If that's the case, you're both shit friends and should really find other people to associate with.
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Jake
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i'd have to agree with you alex me old fruit.
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Shell
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Pip, it seems to me that you more than likely don't have your mates back at all where this gal is concerned. I'd be willing to bet that you are more than likely trying to woo her and turn her off Budgie It's a bad state of affairs when you need attention so much that you have to poach your mates potential ladies.
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