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adiohead
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Never bagged, never will, not had any CSA letterd or knocks at the door so must be working for me.



or not working if that's the case
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your a fucking jaffa tbh Archie
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Suits me, i fucking hate kids.
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Never bagged, never will, not had any CSA letterd or knocks at the door so must be working for me.


I have but every bird I have ever rattled I have done without a raincoat at some point, only one of them has escaped being spaffed in and for that reason I would go there again even though she looks like Danny De Vito with a blonde wig only fatter.
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At least you admit it

I've done a few not so nicers, and tbh i would go back purely on the basis that they were champion sausage hiders.
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love this thread
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how about a vasectomy?
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How about you stfu
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love this thread
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Why dont you just start taking the pill.
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scoob, tell her you don't like wearing condoms. It's also a pain when you in the moment and wanting to just poke her having to stop, open the packet and wrap.

Apparently, taking the pill makes you want to east more food but the person can control this.

Other issue is blowing your load inside your bird, a lot of them don't like this as it becomes smelly.

Personally, I would not just be relying on condoms with a regular gf as split to easy.
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Other issue is blowing your load inside your bird, a lot of them don't like this as it becomes smelly.


They shit from their arse don't they?
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Other issue is blowing your load inside your bird, a lot of them don't like this as it becomes smelly.


Do the birds you fuck not wash and just leave your gunk inside them for months and months?
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Andrew with sex advice, don't think there is a LOL big enough!
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haha this thread is classic!! got to say though im not a fan of wrapping up either!
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Other issue is blowing your load inside your bird, a lot of them don't like this as it becomes smelly.


Do the birds you fuck not wash and just leave your gunk inside them for months and months?


How the fuck do they wash inside their fanny Stick a shower spay up there... They don't piss from the hole you poke either.

A couple i've been with have used baby wipes to wipe themselves after. Doesn't seem right though

I give up with you lot

[Edited on 24-11-2010 by Andrew]
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Other issue is blowing your load inside your bird, a lot of them don't like this as it becomes smelly.


Do the birds you fuck not wash and just leave your gunk inside them for months and months?


How the fuck do they wash inside their fanny Stick a shower spay up there... They don't piss from the hole you poke either.

A couple i've been with have used baby wipes to wipe themselves after. Doesn't seem right though

I give up with you lot


Can i get a facepalm?
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this thread cs at its best
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Originally posted by Andrew
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Originally posted by DannyB
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Originally posted by Andrew


Other issue is blowing your load inside your bird, a lot of them don't like this as it becomes smelly.


Do the birds you fuck not wash and just leave your gunk inside them for months and months?


How the fuck do they wash inside their fanny Stick a shower spay up there... They don't piss from the hole you poke either.

A couple i've been with have used baby wipes to wipe themselves after. Doesn't seem right though

I give up with you lot


Can i get a facepalm?
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Flol adiohead
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let me break this down for you Andrew, the sex specialist

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It's also a pain when you in the moment and wanting to just poke her having to stop, open the packet and wrap.

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Apparently, taking the pill makes you want to east more food but the person can control this.

quote:
Other issue is blowing your load inside your bird, a lot of them don't like this as it becomes smelly.
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Personally, I would not just be relying on condoms with a regular gf as split to easy


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How the fuck do they wash inside their fanny Stick a shower spay up there...

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They don't piss from the hole you poke either.

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A couple i've been with have used baby wipes to wipe themselves after. Doesn't seem right though
Would you prefer they wipe with a wolf pelt?

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I give up with you lot
if you dont like the UK, goto Iceland




[Edited on 24-11-2010 by Russ]
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I give up with you lot
if you dont like the UK, goto inceland
[Edited on 24-11-2010 by Russ]


Wheres that?
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Originally posted by Russ
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I give up with you lot
if you dont like the UK, goto inceland
[Edited on 24-11-2010 by Russ]


Wheres that?
dunno what your banging on about mate

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