ShEp
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Registered: 9th Aug 05
Location: Dingwall, Highland
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p.s.
Gotta fart on a sunday morning and pull the covers up over her head,
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deano87
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Registered: 21st Oct 06
Location: Bedfordshire Drives: Ford Fiesta
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All the time.
So does she. It's rank.
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Joe
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Registered: 20th Jun 04
Location: Hesketh Bank, Lancashire
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Deano Honestly, I'd be fucking mortified if a bird farted when i was with her.
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Simon
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Registered: 24th Apr 03
Location: Oxfordshire
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P Diddy on farting and relationships
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=acXAz788LX4
"if she's not farting in front of me what else is she hiding?"
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Ben J
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Registered: 31st Jan 05
Location: Cheshire
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quote: Originally posted by Joe
Deano Honestly, I'd be fucking mortified if a bird farted when i was with her.
This.
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Jake
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Registered: 24th Jan 05
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some geezas in here a proper diluded. girls shit, lawrah said herself. tuna makes them slide right out apparently
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Joe
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Girls do not poo, they have bumholes for putting fingers in, sometimes a willy and thats it.
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Joe
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Fat girls poo, not pretty ones.
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tom-corsa
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Registered: 22nd Jan 08
Location: Cheshire
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try not to, had an Indian takeaway one night though and couldn't help it. Was trapping them in the bed then wafting the bed covers so she could smell it. Fucking stank that night I did.
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mwg
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Registered: 19th Feb 04
Location: South Lakes
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quote: Originally posted by Ben J
quote: Originally posted by Joe
Deano Honestly, I'd be fucking mortified if a bird farted when i was with her.
This.
Yep. Think I would throw up if a lass farted, fucking vile
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16vKarlos
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Registered: 27th Oct 07
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I get the 'During and After Sex' Farts! MEGA LOUD
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bubble
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Registered: 24th Jan 04
Location: Darwin, NT Australia.
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automatic dutch oven. fart in bed, tell her there is a spider on the bed, and she will automatically put her head under the covers.
result
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Bart
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Registered: 19th Aug 02
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quote: Originally posted by CorsAsh
quote: Originally posted by C2RL R
yeah i do mate. something to do with shaking up your insides while you're pounding away i reckon.
Worst is needing to fart whilst she's giving head
indeed!
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Hammer
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Registered: 11th Feb 04
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quote: Originally posted by Joe
Girls do not poo, they have bumholes for putting fingers in, sometimes a willy and thats it.
THIS.
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deano87
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Registered: 21st Oct 06
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quote: Originally posted by Joe
Deano Honestly, I'd be fucking mortified if a bird farted when i was with her.
tbh this is what 6 years does to a relationship. She didn't for ages when we first met.
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Kathryn W
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Registered: 12th Oct 03
Location: Widnes, Cheshire
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No...
:-) I hate him doing it, so I won't do it
[Edited on 16-02-2011 by Kathryn W]
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Robo C20Let
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i must be a right fool lol
went to a mates 21st sat night with the gf
had many many drinks and ended up being sick (thats how bad)
anyway got home and while the gf was taking off her socks i thought it would be funny to hold her head and fart..........
well it was that bad she was sick all over my side of the fucking bed which the dog happened to be asleep. she still isnt talking to me
i really need to stop drinking jack daniels
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dannymccann
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Registered: 9th Aug 06
Location: Doddington, Lincolnshire
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quote: Originally posted by deano87
quote: Originally posted by Joe
Deano Honestly, I'd be fucking mortified if a bird farted when i was with her.
tbh this is what 6 years does to a relationship. She Itdidn't for ages when we first met.
+1
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alan-g-w
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Registered: 9th Nov 07
Location: Glasgow
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quote: Originally posted by Robo C20Let
i must be a right fool lol
went to a mates 21st sat night with the gf
had many many drinks and ended up being sick (thats how bad)
anyway got home and while the gf was taking off her socks i thought it would be funny to hold her head and fart..........
well it was that bad she was sick all over my side of the fucking bed which the dog happened to be asleep. she still isnt talking to me
i really need to stop drinking jack daniels
I actually laughed out loud there that's a belter
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