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Nath
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7th Sep 11 at 20:32   View User's Profile U2U Member Reply With Quote

Today I learned/learnt/learneted that 'Stringer Bell' from The Wire is a Londoner and not a Yank.
Lynny
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Not today, but couple days ago I learned how wonderful morphine is
Dean_W
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RAF Tornados use the letters ZA, ZD and ZG in their registration numbers. BAE Tornados use ZE.
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Today i learnt the sun is more than 330,000times bigger than the earth.

and also all the planets rotate anticlockwise except for venus which spins the other way.

typical woman planet imo
Russ
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quote:
Originally posted by 3CorsaMeal
Today i learnt the sun is more than 330,000times bigger than the earth.

and also all the planets rotate anticlockwise except for venus which spins the other way.

typical woman planet imo
it's because all the washing machines spin clockwise.
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On 28th August 2011, Ronson learnt how to pronounce the letter "H" correctly.
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quote:
Originally posted by Hammer
quote:
Originally posted by sand-eel
QUITE!


Point proven.


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The reason there is a small hole in one end of your bic biro lid is because lots of people were accidently swallowing them and not able to breath, they put the little hole there so air could always get through. Probably a wide know fact though

Also in Florida it's illegal to park your car facing forwards as there's no front plate for police to recognise cars if they're looking for a certain one, you have to park with the rear plate on show. Although that might be for more places, not just Florida.
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quote:
Originally posted by Russ
quote:
Originally posted by 3CorsaMeal
Today i learnt the sun is more than 330,000times bigger than the earth.

and also all the planets rotate anticlockwise except for venus which spins the other way.

typical woman planet imo
it's because all the washing machines spin clockwise.

lmao
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Sure that's not so the ink can flow Danny? You have to be wrong there, the amount of air that could pass through said hole wouldn't keep you alive.
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There is a detachable lid with a air hole in the tip encase the lid was accidentally swallowed.


http://www.ciao.co.uk/Reviews/Bic_Biro__6508564
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quote:
Originally posted by DannyB
The reason there is a small hole in one end of your bic biro lid is because lots of people were accidently swallowing them and not able to breath, they put the little hole there so air could always get through. Probably a wide know fact though




That is a widely known fact, yes It's not so you can stroll along with it in your mouth whistling and annoying people
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147% of statistics are made up on the spot
Nath
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quote:
Originally posted by Cavey
quote:
Originally posted by DannyB
The reason there is a small hole in one end of your bic biro lid is because lots of people were accidently swallowing them and not able to breath, they put the little hole there so air could always get through. Probably a wide know fact though




That is a widely known fact, yes It's not so you can stroll along with it in your mouth whistling and annoying people


Its even louder when you breathe in with the smaller end in your gob
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today i learned - that transit van drivers are exempt from indicating

proof - im only just still alive to tell you about it

shit my pants
im never being a pedestrian ever again

[Edited on 05-09-2011 by JedDy]


I learned something similar not long ago. I learned when they're about a trucks length behind you on a dual carriageway and you indicate, move out then have to swiftly pull back as they've sped up and miss you by an actual INCH, its scary. He went past me with his brakes on, I was doing 65 MPH and he was still pulling on me

So I've learned a few things there, close encounters with white van men is scary, white van men speed up (or maybe he was already braking the speed limit) and white van men are COMPLETE FUCKING SELFISH CUNTS ON THE ROAD - ON PAR WITH BMW AND AUDI DRIVERS!

WANKERS!
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If you cant beat them join them I found
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B&Q stands for Block and Quaill
The Audi badge represents 4 car companys that came together to form Audi.
The Chrysler Imperial is the only car to be banned from all forms of demolition derbys in the US due to its size and indestructability.
The band 'So Many Dynamos' has an album called 'Are we not drawn onward to new era' - both are pallendrones.
The Ford F series is the longest running model of car.


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That tom_simes is in a band...

mattk
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HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA!

Mike
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quote:
Originally posted by Ronson
quote:
Originally posted by JedDy
today i learned - that transit van drivers are exempt from indicating

proof - im only just still alive to tell you about it

shit my pants
im never being a pedestrian ever again

[Edited on 05-09-2011 by JedDy]


I learned something similar not long ago. I learned when they're about a trucks length behind you on a dual carriageway and you indicate, move out then have to swiftly pull back as they've sped up and miss you by an actual INCH, its scary. He went past me with his brakes on, I was doing 65 MPH and he was still pulling on me

So I've learned a few things there, close encounters with white van men is scary, white van men speed up (or maybe he was already braking the speed limit) and white van men are COMPLETE FUCKING SELFISH CUNTS ON THE ROAD - ON PAR WITH BMW AND AUDI DRIVERS!

WANKERS!


Obviously I don't know because I wasn't actually there but a large number of vans on the road can't speed up quickly when they're already doing motorway speeds, for that reason I suspect it was more likely a misjudgment of his original speed, rather than him speeding up (again I wasn't there, I may be wrong but I have witnessed this many times in the past). Due to poor aerodynamics, larger weights and often relatively low power, once they get upto speed, van drivers prefer not to lose it again unless it's absolutely necessary. It can can come across as being selfish to those who don't regularly drive such vehicles but surely it's less selfish making one car wait for a van to pass, than for that van to slow down, allowing said car to pull out but consequently slowing down any traffic behind him until he can either regain his speed or move back to the left lane?

By the same token I know there are plenty of bellend van drivers out there too but just wanted to offer my opinion in the hope that it will help people to think beyond what is a very minor inconvenience to themselves and look at the bigger picture.
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Today ive learnt that I really love Boddingtons.


Today i've learnedeted that Gary is becoming an old man.
Jake
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they are born old in yorkshire
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quote:
Originally posted by All Torque
B&Q stands for Block and Quaill
The Audi badge represents 4 car companys that came together to form Audi.
The Chrysler Imperial is the only car to be banned from all forms of demolition derbys in the US due to its size and indestructability.
The band 'So Many Dynamos' has an album called 'Are we not drawn onward to new era' - both are pallendrones.
The Ford F series is the longest running model of car.





Which of them did you read on the forza motorsport loading page?
Gary
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quote:
Originally posted by Whittie
quote:
Originally posted by Gary
Today ive learnt that I really love Boddingtons.


Today i've learnedeted that Gary is becoming an old man.


Cunt.
Gary
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quote:
Originally posted by Jake
they are born old in yorkshire


Better than be born southern

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