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Ben G

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Registered: 12th Jan 07
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22nd Feb 12 at 13:14

i'd just like to say i look forward to getting taxed 40% on my wage slip today.

i will report back with the findings in around 4 hours.

if liam is correct, i will commence windmilling with a hunting knife in one hand and a black dildo in the other.

mwg

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22nd Feb 12 at 13:16

report back on your findings in the Jake vs your scotch girlfriend case please

Ben G

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22nd Feb 12 at 13:19

there was no conclusion to that story, unfortunately.

both parties were un co-operative.

Jake

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22nd Feb 12 at 13:57

one party was lying through her back teeth

Paul_J

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22nd Feb 12 at 14:01

HERE WE GO!

Liam-Wilko

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22nd Feb 12 at 15:20

i am an advisor for HMRC i do a few different rolls hear

spencer88

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22nd Feb 12 at 15:22

Make tea, make coffee, wash dishes.
Advise on how to make coffee.

Liam-Wilko

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22nd Feb 12 at 15:25

job title civil servant in area's of tax credits, SA, tax's

and no spencer mate we get people like you from the privet sector to do that for us

James

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22nd Feb 12 at 15:26

quote:
Originally posted by liam-corsa-1400
i do a few different rolls hear

Any sandwiches mate?

Liam-Wilko

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22nd Feb 12 at 15:28

quote:
Originally posted by liam-corsa-1400

quote:
Originally posted by emicen

quote:
Originally posted by liam-corsa-1400
£34,371 - £150,000 this is the 40% tax band

p.s i work for HMRC

[Edited on 21-02-2012 by liam-corsa-1400]

Congratulations, you are roughly the standard one has come to expect from HMRC

From your own website:
http://www.hmrc.gov.uk/rates/it.htm

Tax free:
£7475

20%:
£0-35000 ie you pay 20% on earnings between £7476 and £42475

40%:
£35001-£150000 ie 40% on earnings between £42476 and £157475

£34371 comes in to play in the 2012-2013 tax year.

well just for you mate

2009-2010 tax band was
basic rate 20% £1 - £37,400
higher rate 40% £37,400+

2010-2011 tax band
basic rate 20% £1 - £37,400
higher rate 40% £37,401 - £150,000
additional rate 50% £150,001+

2011-2012 tax band
basic rate 20% £1 - £35,000
higher rate 40% £35,001 - £150,000
additional rate 50% £150,001+

and 2012-2013
basic rate 20% £1 - £34,370
higher rate 40% £34,371 - £150,000
additional rate 50% £150,001+

that info just for you

there is the tax bandings you will be advised of if you were to call HMRC

Liam-Wilko

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22nd Feb 12 at 15:30

quote:
Originally posted by James

quote:
Originally posted by liam-corsa-1400
i do a few different rolls hear

Any sandwiches mate?

if you want like you will have to cross the road next to Npower there is a place you can go there i can get you a menu if ya want like prices are bad and so is the food like the crack in trying to help people on hear who pay no attention and act like cunts!

Ben G

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22nd Feb 12 at 15:34

works for hmrc but doesn't have a basic grasp of the english language.

hear:

i can hear the cars roaring past my window.

here:

we can go in here and have a bagel

Dave

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22nd Feb 12 at 15:37

Or a roll.

Liam-Wilko

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22nd Feb 12 at 15:38

quote:
Originally posted by Ben G
works for hmrc but doesn't have a basic grasp of the english language.

hear:

i can hear the cars roaring past my window.

here:

we can go in here and have a bagel

oh well shit happens mate at least im doing something about that rather than putting people down with my amazin spelling and how perfect that. i have learnt from my mistakes of skipping school and shit and i am paying for the cunt now and dont need people like you to point it out i think people on hear can read

fo point that out your mint

Ben G

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22nd Feb 12 at 15:38

James

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22nd Feb 12 at 15:39

quote:
Originally posted by liam-corsa-1400

quote:
Originally posted by James

quote:
Originally posted by liam-corsa-1400
i do a few different rolls hear

Any sandwiches mate?

if you want like you will have to cross the road next to Npower there is a place you can go there i can get you a menu if ya want like prices are bad and so is the food like the crack in trying to help people on hear who pay no attention and act like cunts!

I'm just messing mate.

Ben G

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22nd Feb 12 at 15:39

even after i told you, you've still ised hear instead of here

Liam-Wilko

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22nd Feb 12 at 15:40

love the fact people on hear dont think that people may be dyslectic and take the piss out of everyone who dose not spell or do everything to perfection.

Ben G

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22nd Feb 12 at 15:40

and again

jesus christ

Ben G

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22nd Feb 12 at 15:41

typical dyslexic internet defence also.

Paul_J

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22nd Feb 12 at 15:42

quote:
Originally posted by liam-corsa-1400
oh well shit happens mate at least im doing something about that rather than putting people down with my amazin spelling and how perfect that. i have learnt from my mistakes of skipping school and shit and i am paying for the cunt now and dont need people like you to point it out i think people on hear can read fo point that out your mint

Please try again...

hear:
Can you hear the train coming? 'Chuuuu Chuuu'

here:
Seriously, come here and look at this train 'Chuuuu Chuuu'

Liam-Wilko

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22nd Feb 12 at 15:43

my problem is all im trying to do is help people i dont come on HERE to have the piss taken out of me just for trying to be helpful

people can get things wrong and i am no exeption but why do people feel the need to be a twat about it?

my mate has a disability and can not do much for him self just because of that would you have a go at him or would it be the fact he cant walk properly you would make an exeption

Steve

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