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Sam
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21st Dec 05 at 09:18   View User's Profile U2U Member Reply With Quote
If I went up to her right now and ask her, I'd be ROFLMAO before I even asked her! Damn furbys!
gianluigi
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sam, use the force
Sam
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She's such a mong, if I stare at her for like a minute she doesn't even notice, completely oblivious to the outside world!
gianluigi
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21st Dec 05 at 09:30   View User's Profile U2U Member Reply With Quote
email her.

"i like your polo shirts you've been wearing recently. where did you buy them?"

i must know if i was right!
Sam
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No I'm not!
Ojc
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21st Dec 05 at 10:54   View User's Profile U2U Member Reply With Quote
I once dumped a girl for wearing a Gola t-shirt.
gianluigi
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Ojc good work!
Andrew
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I feel Sam has the love bug
Sam
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quote:
Originally posted by Andrew
I feel Sam has the love bug


You're having a laugh aren't you?
CCA
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sam whats her email address and one of us can email and ask here where her top is from and if she is in love with umbro or if she was given a special deal on a multi buy of t-shirts
Sam
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"PS. the guy that sits opposite you has posted things about you on the Internet..."
CCA
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of course
gianluigi
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nah, i will email her the link to the furby appreciation thread!
Sam
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I think she would kick my head in!

On my last day just before I leave I'm gonna go up to her, snog her, and walk off. That, or slap her on the face with my flacid willy.

[Edited on 21-12-2005 by Sam]
gianluigi
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sam, why do you care so much? you're leaving arent you?? just ask where her top is from!!!
CCA
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you must have a long willy if it will reach her face when flaccid
L33 LEG
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21st Dec 05 at 11:21   View User's Profile U2U Member Reply With Quote
why have i not been reading this thread. whats been goin on?
gianluigi
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quote:
Originally posted by L33 LEG
why have i not been reading this thread. whats been goin on?


you were the 1st reply to this thread
Sam
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Luigi - I have to work here til friday! They still owe me £150 so I have to be nice otherwise they might not pay me it!

CCA - maybe one day I'll show you my 'snake'...

LOL!
L33 LEG
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quote:
Originally posted by gianluigi
quote:
Originally posted by L33 LEG
why have i not been reading this thread. whats been goin on?


you were the 1st reply to this thread


oh ye, i replied to page 2, but after that i jst forgot about it
Andrew
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21st Dec 05 at 11:27   View User's Profile U2U Member Reply With Quote
quote:
Originally posted by Sam
quote:
Originally posted by Andrew
I feel Sam has the love bug


You're having a laugh aren't you?


Sam
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Sam
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Guess what... Same shirt as yesterday...
Teddy
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Make love to her - she if she sweats like a pig.
Sam
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She's a well oiled machine...

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