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Eck
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Pride, Nations, and self respect I refuse to pass out/fall asleep though... I don't want to be violated

[Edited on 13-08-2006 by Eckmcmann]
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I am part German, so will employ Blitzkrieg tactics of invading my neighbour when they least expect it


What if she's not female?
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ill take part in the scottish team, after all i am scottish...... although you would never guess it.


You've kinda lost the accent Stuey.

Mike Reid sounds more Scottish than you.


I moved to Kent aged 8, we arrived here on a sunday, at school on monday and got slated for my accent. I went back on Tuesday having lost my accent completely and not even my family could understand me properly.
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ill take part in the scottish team, after all i am scottish...... although you would never guess it.


You've kinda lost the accent Stuey.

Mike Reid sounds more Scottish than you.


I can say things like "Gee's a gonk yah dawbaw" and no-one except the scottish* folk'll understand mwahahahaha













*They'll probably not know what it means either. Hell I don't know what it means
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this reminds me, i must go post in the scotland region
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Originally posted by CorsAsh
I am part German, so will employ Blitzkrieg tactics of invading my neighbour when they least expect it


What if she's not female?


So what?
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Amaretto rocks tastes like marzipan




Try it half and half with a good Malt and some ice Eck, 'tis a smashing drop and knocks you bandy in the most pleasant way possible.

Good lady lubrication too.
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I moved to Kent aged 8, we arrived here on a sunday, at school on monday and got slated for my accent. I went back on Tuesday having lost my accent completely and not even my family could understand me properly.




[Edited on 13-08-2006 by SVM 286]
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this reminds me, i must go post in the scotland region


Excellent idea and Jim I'll try that I'll end up smashed and wake up in a precarious situation
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Originally posted by Eckmcmann
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Originally posted by SVM 286
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Originally posted by StuartA3Turbo
ill take part in the scottish team, after all i am scottish...... although you would never guess it.


You've kinda lost the accent Stuey.

Mike Reid sounds more Scottish than you.


I can say things like "Gee's a gonk yah dawbaw" and no-one except the scottish* folk'll understand mwahahahaha













*They'll probably not know what it means either. Hell I don't know what it means





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I am part German, so will employ Blitzkrieg tactics of invading my neighbour when they least expect it


What if she's not female?


So what?


Think you could deffo be in for some of that 'violation' you mentioned if you don't stay off the sauce Eck.
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this reminds me, i must go post in the scotland region


Excellent idea and Jim I'll try that I'll end up smashed and wake up in a precarious situation


I wish to find ppl from aberdeen and find out if anyone went to my old primary school Im currently trying to track down an old friend from Scotland to invite him to my wedding next year
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Originally posted by CorsAsh
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Originally posted by SVM 286
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Originally posted by CorsAsh
I am part German, so will employ Blitzkrieg tactics of invading my neighbour when they least expect it


What if she's not female?


So what?


Think you could deffo be in for some of that 'violation' you mentioned if you don't stay off the sauce Eck.


pmsl I'm considering it now Ash is one unpredictable cookie
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quote:
Originally posted by SVM 286
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Originally posted by CorsAsh
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Originally posted by SVM 286
quote:
Originally posted by CorsAsh
I am part German, so will employ Blitzkrieg tactics of invading my neighbour when they least expect it


What if she's not female?


So what?


Think you could deffo be in for some of that 'violation' you mentioned if you don't stay off the sauce Eck.



Violation in the form of stripping him naked, bending him over the track and ramming one of Jr's prized cars at full pelt into his love tunnel?


Ok maybe thats just me thinking of that
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Violation in the form of stripping him naked, bending him over the track and ramming one of Jr's prized cars at full pelt into his love tunnel?


Ok maybe thats just me thinking of that


Pretty much what I was thinking, except using Jim's foam hat thing to insert strange liquids
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this is turning into a CS sausage fest rather than a day at the races
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I was thinking more along the lines of a horrendous photo shop image, but whatever floats your boats boys.
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I was thinking more along the lines of a horrendous photo shop image, but whatever floats your boats boys.



boats? I thought we were racing cars
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Stu , that was dreadful.
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Stu , that was dreadful.


I didn't have the heart to say it I'm really looking forward to this day now As long as it isn't between September 9th and September 16th I'm happy
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Witness protection?
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Stu , that was dreadful.


its late, ive had no sex tonight and i have work tomorrow I deserve one shit joke on here
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Alright, i'll let you off this time.

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Witness protection?


Was that to me? and nope, thats when I'm on holiday
I've just had a though I will be bringing back some scarily lethal alcohol
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Yeah it was.

And how very convenient on the scary-lethal alcomahol front.

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