N3CRO
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Originally posted by Twiggy
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Originally posted by corsadee
samurai sword I guess. Got one under the bed.
Got one in my bed 
Got one near my bed 
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Dom
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Originally posted by Jambo
et voila:
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=b1RvTJBdRuA&feature=related
i see your Glock 18c and raise you the AA-12 - http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=siOEEOTjGqM 
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Originally posted by TheNobleOne
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Originally posted by Twiggy
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Originally posted by corsadee
samurai sword I guess. Got one under the bed.
Got one in my bed
Got one near my bed
Ive not got one 
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Limecat
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Originally posted by GaryF
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Originally posted by LETGSI16V
I saw Jackie Chan at the Trafford Centre the other day, he looked at me funny through his squinty eyes. I was worried that he was going to pick-pocket me and make an origami swan from my Netto receipts so I knocked him out and chucked him over the side of the boat, just before he hit the water a low flying Boeing 747 nearly sucked him into the engine and then he landed on Christina Aguileras pillow.
I shouted, 'Fuck you Jackie Chan'. I am double hard, I have Pokemon cards...
Sounds more real than Root's post. 
It's true mate, if you don't believe me phone the RSPCA as I forgot to mention that I phoned them during it all as I was worried the local Thai restaurant was cooking a bijon frise dog. I don't care if you don't believe me, don't call me a liar. 
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N3CRO
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Originally posted by oceansoul
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Originally posted by TheNobleOne
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Originally posted by Twiggy
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Originally posted by corsadee
samurai sword I guess. Got one under the bed.
Got one in my bed
Got one near my bed
Ive not got one
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Limecat
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The Queen wants to see you in the morning, she has something for you...
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GF-91
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Originally posted by LETGSI16V
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Originally posted by GaryF
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Originally posted by LETGSI16V
I saw Jackie Chan at the Trafford Centre the other day, he looked at me funny through his squinty eyes. I was worried that he was going to pick-pocket me and make an origami swan from my Netto receipts so I knocked him out and chucked him over the side of the boat, just before he hit the water a low flying Boeing 747 nearly sucked him into the engine and then he landed on Christina Aguileras pillow.
I shouted, 'Fuck you Jackie Chan'. I am double hard, I have Pokemon cards...
Sounds more real than Root's post.
It's true mate, if you don't believe me phone the RSPCA as I forgot to mention that I phoned them during it all as I was worried the local Thai restaurant was cooking a bijon frise dog. I don't care if you don't believe me, don't call me a liar.
FPMSL.
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J da Silva
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I feel like I've gone backwards 26 years, all the hard work my parents put in and the persistant lessons learned all because...........
I just wet myself with laughter
All because of you LETGsi16v.
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Mike
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Originally posted by Root
Tbh, who gives a fuck if you guys beleive me?
Tbf mate, it looks like you do
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GF-91
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Root, why so aggressive?
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GF-91
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In all fairness. Your story wasn't clear. It looked like something a drunk would say. Oh yeah I punched him in the face, oh wait..no I didn't; I got punched in the face so I kicked him in the face; yeah on the river, but not near the river, in the pub, but at the side of the river..
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GF-91
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This is Root, right about now
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GF-91
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it was a corner shop, but it had a car park. Gotta say, that is one cool corner shop
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Limecat
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Originally posted by Root
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Originally posted by Mike B
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Originally posted by Root
Tbh, who gives a fuck if you guys beleive me?
Tbf mate, it looks like you do
yer i do, I'm pissed off that I tried to simply tell my story and that cunt is calling me a liar. If he disbelevies me that much I have told him to phone Humberside police, he can pretend like he knows something in order to see the CCTV footage. But instead he makes jokes about "OMG IF U DONT BELIEVE ME FONE THE RSCPA OMG NIGGA.". He's the joke IMO.
So as you say this all happened by the front door and was on CCTV and the police are aware of it may I ask what is happening to you wielding a screwdriver like the 'Hero' you claim to be?
You should be on Jackanory mate.
P.S. Please don't attack me with a screwdriver or your Maths homework. I'm sorry.
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_Allan_
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I believe Root tbh, he seems genuine.
He wouldn't screw us over.
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J da Silva
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You are a drink? Or you need a drink? I'm not clear on this. 
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_Allan_
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He had a drink. Screwdriver I think he said.
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GF-91
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Originally posted by Root
Gary, if you want to take the piss, the store is 130 miles away from your location, come by, to laceby road store, you will see it has a small car park and it is a corner shop. Also, go inside, ask the staff members, especially "Ryan" or the guard "George", about what happened that night. UNTIL THEN. FUCK OFF MATE AS YOU DONT KNOW. 
If I wanted to take the piss I could just stay here. I don't know why I'd come 130 miles to do what I could from home.
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J da Silva
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GaryF, I say you should go, as we need to get to the root of this.
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J da Silva
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Originally posted by Root
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Originally posted by J da Silva
You are a drink? Or you need a drink? I'm not clear on this.
I have had a drink tonight, but I can still type clear as you can see. Like I said mate, if you don't believe me, I told you the store location, pop by and ask the staff what happened on the 17th. Until then, you can laugh all you want and make up "oh yer i wuz sparring wiv jackie chan wen i wuz ataked by a sparow and shot im with an ak47 OMG LOL". But you're the dicks talking bullshit. Like I said, if you don't beleive me...I have give you the oppurtunity to find out the truth, if you don't want to find it out, that's your decision I don't think I'm a hero and I don't want no Internet rep for doing what I did. I was just stating a story that happened...Just because some of you are total pussyholes and would run into your car and drive off, doesn't mean there aren't some good people out there. I mean, it was the store I used to work at and I know the history and problems they have had with people from the local estate, stealing cheese and meat (due to it being valuable). and stealing other things from the store...it pissed me off when I went to buy from it and found the guard being punched in the face by theives.
What? Where have I said I don't believe you? and I never mentioned Jackie Chan at all?
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GF-91
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Originally posted by Root
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Originally posted by GaryF
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Originally posted by Root
Gary, if you want to take the piss, the store is 130 miles away from your location, come by, to laceby road store, you will see it has a small car park and it is a corner shop. Also, go inside, ask the staff members, especially "Ryan" or the guard "George", about what happened that night. UNTIL THEN. FUCK OFF MATE AS YOU DONT KNOW.
If I wanted to take the piss I could just stay here. I don't know why I'd come 130 miles to do what I could from home.
Sorry? If you did travel 130 miles to the store and asked to speak to the store manager, you would hear the genuine story mate, until then, piss off you shitworm and keep making up your bullshit nigger-arse stories..
What stories? You tool.
You also need to read what you wrote as with my reply to what you wrote.
I'll quote it for you.
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Originally posted by Root
if you want to take the piss, the store is 130 miles away from your location, come by,
I then went on to say, why would I travel 130 miles to take the piss, when I could simply do this from home.
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Originally posted by GaryF
If I wanted to take the piss I could just stay here. I don't know why I'd come 130 miles to do what I could from home.
Please, take care to read what I actually said.
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Limecat
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Originally posted by Root
I don't think I'm a hero and I don't want no Internet rep for doing what I did
Are you sure? Maybe it is time to lay off the Panda Pops?
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Originally posted by Root
Fuck you, I don't care. I'm a hero, I saved them causing more damage to the shop assistants and shop security
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Originally posted by Root
stealing cheese and meat (due to it being valuable)
Do you live in Africa and have to walk for miles every day with a tub of water on your head?
[Edited on 20-01-2010 by LETGSI16V]
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_Allan_
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I'm built of straw
Bet you took the till didn't you 
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J da Silva
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I believe you, did you see that in GTA?
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