Tom
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Originally posted by SetH
Tom they are all obese A-10 Warthogs, you dont want numbers trust me 
Ive had the "young man" thing all my life, and when they get drunk their hands start wandering. Some serious sick shit i tell thee.
I meant for you to drop a text to 
You could fuck them for the fast sick factor tbh.
I hate old birds thinking they have license to use there octupus like hands to grope you when there pissed
Landlady in my local is in early 40's and she took a bit of a liking to me when I was like 19 odd, used to come over when all my mates were there and stand behind me with her hands rested on my shoulders etc
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Tom
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Originally posted by AdZ9
Thing is, if you do it in a bar and ask say 10 birds, i bet you'd get at least 1 saying yes to it.
in magaluf i told every bird i saw they were beautyful it worked alot better than i thought 
I tried something similar one night in ibiza didn't get anywhere tbh should've tried it in the west end as opposed to between hotel and bar m etc
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C2RL R
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i used to get groped at work by all the old birds, i didnt mind tho
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Kathryn W
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Originally posted by Tom
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Originally posted by SetH
Tom they are all obese A-10 Warthogs, you dont want numbers trust me
Ive had the "young man" thing all my life, and when they get drunk their hands start wandering. Some serious sick shit i tell thee.
I meant for you to drop a text to
You could fuck them for the fast sick factor tbh.
I hate old birds thinking they have license to use there octupus like hands to grope you when there pissed
Landlady in my local is in early 40's and she took a bit of a liking to me when I was like 19 odd, used to come over when all my mates were there and stand behind me with her hands rested on my shoulders etc
Kinnkkyyyyy 
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SetH
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kat when your 40 youll be a big heffer bird with huge udders and you will grope young men and you fuckign know it
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Kathryn W
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Originally posted by SetH
kat when your 40 youll be a big heffer bird with huge udders
Why Thanks 
I'm half way there i suppose 
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SetH
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when im 60 im gonna be like patrick truman and probably cheat on my wife with pat butcher, hmmmmm heffer udders you can milk till the cows come home.
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deano87
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SetH, you can be harsh some times.
Take no notice Kat.
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Tommy L
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FLOL
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Kathryn W
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He wants my arse, but cant have it...
So he has to be a meany pie
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deano87
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Originally posted by Kathryn W
He wants my arse, but cant have it...
So he has to be a meany pie
Ahhh yes, his way of 'flirting'.
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Tom
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Deano why have you got a problem with it if Kat aint ffs
If you knew SetH you'd know he has a 'special' sense of humour
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deano87
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I know SetH was only joking, and I was kind of only joking.
Never mind.
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Tom
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FAIL tbh
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TheCam
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brightened up my morning that lol.
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SetH
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Tom understands me, he is one of the few people in this world that does
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Aaron
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Heffers FTW 
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AdZ9
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I was out the other weekend and some fugly heffer bout 35 came and groped my ass and then cock by the dance floor and asked (more like gurgled) "want to dance?" and i said "no thanks" which she replied with "why not?" so i said "I have a bad back" which got the reply "your not going to need your back when your dancing" and i instantly said without thinking "no but i'll need it holding your heavy ass up" which i was obviously replied to with a slap in the face
If only you were there mark, you'd be balls deep
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Tom
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I have a natural flair for making women feel good about themselves, this is something I have no control over. It's usually when walking places with randoms after nights out, i've had two girls of late whi i've been back to parties with etc who have mistaken my attempts at trying to cheer them up with me hitting on them. I mean ffs love, please understand my feel good factor comments for what they are, your nearly crying and you have that foam shit round your mouth and your make up is all over the shop. I'm not that fucking pissed 
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gianluigi
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FPMSL Tom
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gianluigi
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Originally posted by AdZ9
I was out the other weekend and some fugly heffer bout 35 came and groped my ass and then cock by the dance floor and asked (more like gurgled) "want to dance?" and i said "no thanks" which she replied with "why not?" so i said "I have a bad back" which got the reply "your not going to need your back when your dancing" and i instantly said without thinking "no but i'll need it holding your heavy ass up" which i was obviously replied to with a slap in the face
wasted opportunity imo
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AdZ9
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this woman looked like john merrick
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gianluigi
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so.....? 
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Tom
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Do you think she had a ginger backy pouch?
Backy is tobbaco btw
[Edited on 15-11-2007 by Tom]
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deano87
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Originally posted by AdZ9
I was out the other weekend and some fugly heffer bout 35 came and groped my ass and then cock by the dance floor and asked (more like gurgled) "want to dance?" and i said "no thanks" which she replied with "why not?" so i said "I have a bad back" which got the reply "your not going to need your back when your dancing" and i instantly said without thinking "no but i'll need it holding your heavy ass up" which i was obviously replied to with a slap in the face
If only you were there mark, you'd be balls deep
FLOL
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