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mwg
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Banks are ripe for fitties in tight skirts
Ben G
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girlfriend just phond and said she has a sore stomach and the runs

she works in westminster so i asked her to get the district line from their to barking where i will pick her up.

am i fuck paying 10 quid congestion charge to pick her up
Tommy L
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Make sure you lay down some towels on the passenger seat, just incase
Ben G
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it'll be a quick emergency brake and shove her out the door probably. NOT ON THE RECARO'S FOR CHRISTS SAKE
willay
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PMSL
Tommy L
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But anywhere is fine
Conway563
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Need to try and find something shockingly bad that's been round the ring in less than 22 minutes
Matt L
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ibiza.....
Conway563
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Worse than that, best bad thing we've found so far is a 90bhp 1978 mazda 626
Matt L
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is it even possible for something to be worse?
Conway563
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A mate in work went a couple of weeks ago and got a time of 22 minutes so looking for something really shit that got a better time

[Edited on 14-09-2009 by Conway563]
Tommy L
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What did he do it in?
Matt L
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quote:
Originally posted by corsa_tomtom
What did he do it in?


22minutes.....
Daveskater
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Hoooome time

Been on the phone this afternoon to an architect's assistant person, she's quite fit ... in my imagination Never met the lass

Got some random accent a lot like someone I know from Zimbabwe

Right then, I'm hungry and the run has come out for the drive home, see ya later lads.


Numberwang!

Originally posted by AlunJ
I like you Dave, you are a man of men

Originally Whatapp'd by Neo
Dave's maybe capable of a drive-by cuddle

Look at my pictures
willay
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get her name and facebook it mate
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Afternoon

[Edited on 14-09-2009 by Shelley]
Matt L
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home
AlunJ
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quote:
Originally posted by Conway563
A mate in work went a couple of weeks ago and got a time of 22 minutes so looking for something really shit that got a better time



flaming 'ell, what did he do it in? a 1.2 8v running one cylinder?
Matt L
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i feel dirty just had to venture into jjb
Conway563
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quote:
Originally posted by AlunJ
flaming 'ell, what did he do it in? a 1.2 8v running one cylinder?


Mini Cooper S

What's wrong with JJB Matt?
Shell
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So bored, it's driving me nuts.
andy1868
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quote:
Originally posted by willay
get her name and facebook it mate


seconded

i once fell in love with some southern woman on a tech support line for a programme called escribe. she sounded lovely i was on the phone to her for hours
Daveskater
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Already know her name because i have to send out drawings etc out via email sometimes so have emailed her loads before. Hadn't thought of FB before, will search tomorrow morning


Numberwang!

Originally posted by AlunJ
I like you Dave, you are a man of men

Originally Whatapp'd by Neo
Dave's maybe capable of a drive-by cuddle

Look at my pictures

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