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FAZ
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30th Nov 09 at 13:13   View Garage View User's Profile U2U Member Reply With Quote

doing a google search for corsa xe's for a new desktop and look what i found dave

http://images.google.co.uk/imgres?imgurl=http://img15.imageshack.us/img15/5949/dscn1512x.jpg&imgrefurl=http://www.techsupportteam.org/forum/chit-chat/2211-modified-car-thread-5.html&usg=__Jb5ayHdsk8MZzsfOfBqXFqmrVMk=&h=768&w=1024&sz=163&hl=en&start=20&um=1&tbnid=lsDPpCmC6lmbvM:&tbnh=113&tbnw=150&prev=/images%3Fq%3Dcorsa%2Bc20xe%26imgsz%3Dl%26imgtbs%3Dz%26hl%3Den%26um%3D1

thought i recognised it
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30th Nov 09 at 13:19   View Garage View User's Profile U2U Member Reply With Quote

Diesel and petrol are water displacing arent they
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The tiger woods police call makes me laugh.

Neighbour = "My neighbour has just gone out of his house and hit a tree and is now laying down"

Officer = "Was this an automobile accident?"

Neighbour = "Yeah he's in a car"

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Originally posted by Conway563
quote:
Originally posted by Neo
Lol thats fine i will do


I'm looking forward to my first drunken texts this weekend


OMG Drunken ramblings are amazing
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quote:
Originally posted by FAZ
doing a google search for corsa xe's for a new desktop and look what i found dave

http://images.google.co.uk/imgres?imgurl=http://img15.imageshack.us/img15/5949/dscn1512x.jpg&imgrefurl=http://www.techsupportteam.org/forum/chit-chat/2211-modified-car-thread-5.html&usg=__Jb5ayHdsk8MZzsfOfBqXFqmrVMk=&h=768&w=1024&sz=163&hl=en&start=20&um=1&tbnid=lsDPpCmC6lmbvM:&tbnh=113&tbnw=150&prev=/images%3Fq%3Dcorsa%2Bc20xe%26imgsz%3Dl%26imgtbs%3Dz%26hl%3Den%26um%3D1

thought i recognised it
Haha how random Dan with the red Astra did his own Z20LET transplant in a weekend Looks like a nice car now too with the bonnet and wheels etc. His brother is a member on here I think

[Edited on 30-11-2009 by Daveskater]


Numberwang!

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I like you Dave, you are a man of men

Originally Whatapp'd by Neo
Dave's maybe capable of a drive-by cuddle

Look at my pictures
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quote:
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Diesel and petrol are water displacing arent they
Yep, you won't wash diesel off with just water. Use LOADS of washing up liquid and that should help.


Numberwang!

Originally posted by AlunJ
I like you Dave, you are a man of men

Originally Whatapp'd by Neo
Dave's maybe capable of a drive-by cuddle

Look at my pictures
Daveskater
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30th Nov 09 at 13:35   View Garage View User's Profile U2U Member Reply With Quote

Off to Tescos then

Back later lads


Numberwang!

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I like you Dave, you are a man of men

Originally Whatapp'd by Neo
Dave's maybe capable of a drive-by cuddle

Look at my pictures
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Originally posted by Neo
The tiger woods police call makes me laugh.

Neighbour = "My neighbour has just gone out of his house and hit a tree and is now laying down"

Officer = "Was this an automobile accident?"

Neighbour = "Yeah he's in a car"



Why the fuck has that been played so many times?
The first time they said about it I was expecting something a bit more dramatic
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30th Nov 09 at 13:42   View User's Profile U2U Member Reply With Quote

Radio 1 ? They do make me laugh, same story every half hour, and its always dumbed down so everyone understands.

Some recent examples=

Gordon Brown, the prime minister who runs the country....

News reader - "The flood water is so bad here that people are now leaving their belongings at home and going to local schools for refuge"
Village idiot they interviewed - "The water was so bad that we had to leave our belongings at home and go to the school to sleep"

You would have thought she might have listened to the interviewed man and not repeated what he said
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Yeah
I just don't understand how they think most of the stuff they put on is headline news.
With the floods I found the bloke on the one show really irritating. It was like he was trying to make every woman he interviewed cry
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30th Nov 09 at 13:49   View User's Profile U2U Member Reply With Quote

just put the xmas lights up on our desk
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Originally posted by corsa_tomtom
Good weekend everyone?


Not too bad Thomas. And yours?
Yeah it was good, got a bit tipsy in MK on saturday night
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just put the xmas lights up on our desk


i have to decorate 2 shops

really cant be assed atm

best do it soon tho
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what do you do again?

we need to put the tree up later.

[Edited on 30-11-2009 by Matt L]
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Originally posted by Matt L
what do you do again?

we need to put the tree up later.




My tree has been up for over 2 weeks
Stuff in the office is going up tomorrow but it means all the blinds have to be closed until they come down again otherwise casualty complain
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Aww boo hoo casualty

The girls want to do the flat Going to get a tree and rubbish and just let them do it one day
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30th Nov 09 at 14:17   View Garage View User's Profile U2U Member Reply With Quote

Bitches ain't shit but hoes and tricks
Lick on these nuts and suck the dick
Get the fuck out after you're done
And I hope in my ride to make a quick run...
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Just remembered I've got to go to Birmingham on wednesday
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Peel Off If you got a system in the trunk, shoes on your whip and your rolling up a blunt,
Peel Off If you out racing for the do, When the flag hits the Flo and they yelling out Go !

Peel off if you see the pigs on your tail knowin if you get locked then you wont make bail

[Edited on 30-11-2009 by Neo]
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So 4 hours in turbulance and we land and i'm about to turd in ma pants,
but the captain has his seatbelt fastened.
So my ass is just passin' gas, And at last I escape minutes from going clinically insane

[Edited on 30-11-2009 by Matt L]
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I make ma why towards baggage lane and I hear a high pitch voice screen ma name, some dumb bitch I went to high school with.
While she's sweating she's telling me she likes ma shit.
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quote:
Originally posted by Neo
Peel Off If you got a system in the trunk, shoes on your whip and your rolling up a blunt,
Peel Off If you out racing for the do, When the flag hits the Flo and they yelling out Go !

Peel off if you see the pigs on your tail knowin if you get locked then you wont make bail

[Edited on 30-11-2009 by Neo]


Jin, Peal off
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Yes siree bob Dave, Love that song but not sure why

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