BarnshaW
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wow, farting in your birds mouth is a whole new thread.
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Limecat
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quote:
Originally posted by jake
pics? i cant imagine any sane woman wanting to do that. it will just give me an idea what to look out for next time im down wetherspoons
Neither can I to be honest. 
I got with her when she was 16 and still boxed then smashed her kipper out for 4 years, I think she used to get these stupid ideas from crappy girls magazines saying 'what guys like' or something?
That's why she ended up taking me down some alley and noshing me off and using her teeth to 'tickle' as the fucking magazine told her, not gouge which she did, making my bellend and foreskin look like something from a fucking Halloween movie.
She was a cracking bird though, she even stroked the custard chucker under the table in the pub, wanked me off in the splash pool you can see from the bar at Centre Parcs Nottingham until I spaffed, went down on her mate whilst I watched etc...
Damn. The good old days.
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Shell
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Originally posted by CorsAsh
Yes, actually
Eck will elaborate if needed.
If he values his life an testicles, that tale will be kept well under wraps.
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sand-eel
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mmm I'm guessing this "chair" is actually you shelley?
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chloe16v
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noone else values anything, someone else tell the tale 
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JonnyJ
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I could elaborate...
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Shell
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Jessie, I'll "yer maw" you into next week!
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Limecat
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Shelley, your rack would get a helping.
Nice rack that is.
It would be epic to give you an Apollo 13 style blast off over you chesticles. Unleashing the bag on an angry Scottish splitarse is for winners.
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LukeS
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CorsAsh
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quote:
Originally posted by JonnyJ
I could elaborate...
Have you still got the pic?
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JonnyJ
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quote:
Originally posted by CorsAsh
quote:
Originally posted by JonnyJ
I could elaborate...
Have you still got the pic?
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deano87
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Amazing thread.
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Root
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quote:
Originally posted by BarnshaW
wow, farting in your birds mouth is a whole new thread.
and so is rimjobs
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Shell
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quote:
Originally posted by LETGSI16V
Shelley, your rack would get a helping.
Nice rack that is.
It would be epic to give you an Apollo 13 style blast off over you chesticles. Unleashing the bag on an angry Scottish splitarse is for winners.
Angry Scottish splitarse...
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P1CK4D
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quote:
Originally posted by jake
if you have a man in your life who has resorted to wanking in a sock, you're not doing something right.
I don't agree with that. She could put out everytime im with her, but If im in the mood and shes not around, im gunna have a bash.
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Limecat
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quote:
Originally posted by Shelley
quote:
Originally posted by LETGSI16V
Shelley, your rack would get a helping.
Nice rack that is.
It would be epic to give you an Apollo 13 style blast off over you chesticles. Unleashing the bag on an angry Scottish splitarse is for winners.
Angry Scottish splitarse...
Grateful recipient FTW!
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taylorboosh
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wtf happened in here, letgsi do you know seth?
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_Allan_
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I refuse to be associated with this thread. Wankers 
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Limecat
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quote:
Originally posted by john-d
wtf happened in here, letgsi do you know seth?
I'm lost fella, who is Seth?
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taylorboosh
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hes another resident pervert
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Ben J
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quote:
Originally posted by LETGSI16V
quote:
Originally posted by jake
pics? i cant imagine any sane woman wanting to do that. it will just give me an idea what to look out for next time im down wetherspoons
Neither can I to be honest.
I got with her when she was 16 and still boxed then smashed her kipper out for 4 years, I think she used to get these stupid ideas from crappy girls magazines saying 'what guys like' or something?
That's why she ended up taking me down some alley and noshing me off and using her teeth to 'tickle' as the fucking magazine told her, not gouge which she did, making my bellend and foreskin look like something from a fucking Halloween movie.
She was a cracking bird though, she even stroked the custard chucker under the table in the pub, wanked me off in the splash pool you can see from the bar at Centre Parcs Nottingham until I spaffed, went down on her mate whilst I watched etc...
Damn. The good old days.
Sorry...can we go back to this.....
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Ben G
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pics or gtfo.
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Limecat
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quote:
Originally posted by john-d
hes another resident pervert
Know him? I probably gave him all the best tips and pointers!
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taylorboosh
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wtf i thought let was banned?
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Nath
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Na he's back as 'Limecat' 
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