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Steve
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26th Oct 11 at 20:01   View Garage View User's Profile U2U Member Reply With Quote

HERE WE GO a post in the Projects Section

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Hello all!

I bought my 1st Puma back in July (http://www.projectpuma.com/viewtopic.php?f=4&t=14402) and have since taken great pleasure and inspiration in reading other peoples' projects on here.

I have covered a few (thousands) miles since July and have got used to the pros and cons of a Puma as a daily driver. Overall I am enjoying ownership far more than I did with my previous cars. It is much more suited to somebody who wants to get into track days and motorsports yet hasn't stopped my normal activities - I had 3 passengers, 4 lots of gear and 4 mountain bikes in/on it - covering several hundred miles in one trip. I even moved an old (heavy!) 46" plasma TV in it.

Instead of neglecting this car as I have with others in the past, I have a plan. A long term project of a plan (which I will update as I progress). Here it goes:

Stage 0 (July '11 - Nov '11)
(a) - Buy 1.7 Puma in reasonable condition (done)
(b) - Test performance in standard form and compare with factory figures (done)
(c) - Enter Practical Performance Car Magazine's 2011 £999 challenge (done)
(d) - Take Puma to a rolling road to check power and torque against predicted (done)
(e) - Weigh Puma to check 'fighting' weight against factory figures (done)
(f) - Find a suitable method of practicing for PPCM £999 2012 and investigate (done)

Stage 1 (Nov '11 - Apr '12)
(a) - Move Puma to brother's house and declare off-road instead of renewing insurance
(b) - Gather any tools necessary for any modifications to be carried out (welding?)
(c) - Strip out interior completely and weigh each group of parts individually
(d) - Improve the chassis stiffness, suspension performance and ergonomics of the Puma
(e) - Improve power of the standard engine through ITBs, aftermarket ECU and exhaust
(f) - General tidy up and complete service ready for re-commissioning back onto the road

Stage 2 (Apr '12 - Aug '12)
(a) - Tax and insure Puma and map aftermarket ECU (private land or dyno obviously)
(b) - Join suitable motor club, register for BTRDA Autosolo championship
(c) - Re-test performance and compare with a new rolling road session
(d) - Compete in a minimum of 6 Autosolo events and get used to the 'new' car
(e) - Attend Formula Student and FS Germany in Puma and visit the nordschleife
(f) - Prepare for the Practical Performance Car Magazine's 2012 £999 challenge

Stage 3 (Sep '12 - Dec '12)
(a) - Win the handling portion of the PPCM £999 2012 event? - top 10 overall?
(b) - Purchase a suitable tow car (new daily driver) & lightweight trailer (<3.5T total)
(c) - Purchase a 1999 2L Mondeo donor vehicle & scrap all but engine, box & wheels
(d) - Begin gathering remaining parts for a turbocharged 2L Zetec conversion
(e) - Compete in BTRDA Autosolo final round and evaluate season's performance
(f) - Complete any fabrication work with help/equipment use from uni where needed

Stage 4 (Jan '13 - Dec '13)
(a) - Re-register with suitable motor club and BTRDA Autosolo championship
(b) - Complete 2L turbocharged conversion, map and test/verify performance
(c) - Compete in BTRDA Autosolo championship to get used to the 'new' (turbo) car
(d) - Win Practical Performance Car Magazine's 2013 £999 challenge outright!?
(e) - Upgrade brakes & fit roll cage. Attend FS & FSG & re-visit the nordschleife
(f) - Graduate, get a good job, hit 4+ years NCB & 25 years of age, buy a good tow car

...well, that's how far I can see at the moment. It's a lot to do but I'm passionate and am surrounded by the right kind of people. I think I will get there but there are a few things to remember:

-I am a full time student and will be funding 90% of everything I do using my student loan.
-Everything will be done on a very strict budget - PPCM £999 challenge means £999 total cost!
-As I have a plan I can take my time to snipe eBay bargains (I got a CBR600 RR head for 99p!).
-Being a student hoping for a good degree; there will be times I am too busy to add updates.
-I see great value in your previous experiences of similar modifications so please share

Every time I progress or complete a piece of the plan I will add a new post with photos and videos where possible. I hope you will all enjoy it


http://www.projectpuma.com/viewtopic.php?f=64&t=14404

what a load of bollocks, wants to do all that using his student loan and with a £1000 limit i just bet £5 that it will never go further then Stage 1 part C

[Edited on 26-10-2011 by Steve]
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26th Oct 11 at 20:07   View User's Profile U2U Member Reply With Quote

read that at work last night and laughed out loud
Jambo
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26th Oct 11 at 20:10   View User's Profile U2U Member Reply With Quote

ITBS? Wont that be like £1k at least anyway

Jesus, just buy a 182 and drive it to work and back each day and save 100 man hours ffs
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26th Oct 11 at 20:13   View User's Profile U2U Member Reply With Quote

Stage 4 (d) Is that for real
Jambo
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Graduate, get a good job, hit 4+ years NCB & 25 years of age, buy a good tow car


Boom! Living the high life towing my Puma to the 'Ring

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I bet that bloke is a right. Cunt in real life, what a fucking saddo
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26th Oct 11 at 21:02   View Garage View User's Profile U2U Member Reply With Quote

He'll shit one when he sees how many jobs there are actually prepping a car for the stuff he's proposing. Our lists were big enough and that's just playing about non competitive.
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Originally posted by Nismo
This is how anal the S2K board is:


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if it am im out im affraid, ill be drinking in bournemouth till 4-5am so no chance me being anywhere near legal to drive, have fun tho guys,



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if it am im out im affraid, ill be drinking in bournemouth till 4-5am so no chance me being anywhere near legal to drive, have fun tho guys,




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worst forum ever! Believe i put up with those twunts for a long time.

Guy first response to anything track is - you should get some tuition first. He posted a video today and he was around 5 seconds slower than me, had to resist saying " you should get some tuition "

Steve get on there please!!

[Edited on 27-10-2011 by Rob B]
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27th Oct 11 at 06:06   View User's Profile U2U Member Reply With Quote

That puma post is ridiculous, are people for real? And doing the mods using a student loans? Then he will be the one whining that he's got to pay it back and the government are bastards
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28th Oct 11 at 19:20   View Garage View User's Profile U2U Member Reply With Quote

O M G this kid who made that stupid post is weighing his car












































ON BATHROOM SCALES





ROFLMAO


[Edited on 28-10-2011 by Steve]
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28th Oct 11 at 19:26   View User's Profile U2U Member Reply With Quote

You have got to be fucking joking? Seriously? THats got to be worth posting around the internet
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thought you'd lol at that. i seriously couldn't believe what i was seeing

cheaper taking it to a weighbridge
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28th Oct 11 at 19:27   View Garage View User's Profile U2U Member Reply With Quote

38 fucking quid on scales and wood could take your car about 7 times to a weighbridge for that and get actual accuracy

[Edited on 28-10-2011 by Steve]
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28th Oct 11 at 19:35   View User's Profile U2U Member Reply With Quote

the boy needs to look sharp and fix up
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28th Oct 11 at 19:49   View Garage View User's Profile U2U Member Reply With Quote

Screen grab the full page with the post and his username etc, he deserves to be slated for that, the silly cunt. How can anyone be so fucking stupid??
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Actually can't believe he's done that
Nismo
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oh my
mwg
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Post a link in his thread to this thread. I want him to see how much of a tool we think he is
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28th Oct 11 at 20:12   View User's Profile U2U Member Reply With Quote

What other members of that forum saying? Do they think it's normal behaviour
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What a fucking retard
Steve
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28th Oct 11 at 20:14   View Garage View User's Profile U2U Member Reply With Quote

Said its an ingenious idea someone mentioned a weighbridge no drama about it really though lol
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You told him about your Suzuki Swift?
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Bet he got bullied at school
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lol who is Dave the Jew

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