Steve
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HERE WE GO a post in the Projects Section
quote: Hello all!
I bought my 1st Puma back in July (http://www.projectpuma.com/viewtopic.php?f=4&t=14402) and have since taken great pleasure and inspiration in reading other peoples' projects on here.
I have covered a few (thousands) miles since July and have got used to the pros and cons of a Puma as a daily driver. Overall I am enjoying ownership far more than I did with my previous cars. It is much more suited to somebody who wants to get into track days and motorsports yet hasn't stopped my normal activities - I had 3 passengers, 4 lots of gear and 4 mountain bikes in/on it - covering several hundred miles in one trip. I even moved an old (heavy!) 46" plasma TV in it.
Instead of neglecting this car as I have with others in the past, I have a plan. A long term project of a plan (which I will update as I progress). Here it goes:
Stage 0 (July '11 - Nov '11)
(a) - Buy 1.7 Puma in reasonable condition (done)
(b) - Test performance in standard form and compare with factory figures (done)
(c) - Enter Practical Performance Car Magazine's 2011 £999 challenge (done)
(d) - Take Puma to a rolling road to check power and torque against predicted (done)
(e) - Weigh Puma to check 'fighting' weight against factory figures (done)
(f) - Find a suitable method of practicing for PPCM £999 2012 and investigate (done)
Stage 1 (Nov '11 - Apr '12)
(a) - Move Puma to brother's house and declare off-road instead of renewing insurance
(b) - Gather any tools necessary for any modifications to be carried out (welding?)
(c) - Strip out interior completely and weigh each group of parts individually
(d) - Improve the chassis stiffness, suspension performance and ergonomics of the Puma
(e) - Improve power of the standard engine through ITBs, aftermarket ECU and exhaust
(f) - General tidy up and complete service ready for re-commissioning back onto the road
Stage 2 (Apr '12 - Aug '12)
(a) - Tax and insure Puma and map aftermarket ECU (private land or dyno obviously)
(b) - Join suitable motor club, register for BTRDA Autosolo championship
(c) - Re-test performance and compare with a new rolling road session
(d) - Compete in a minimum of 6 Autosolo events and get used to the 'new' car
(e) - Attend Formula Student and FS Germany in Puma and visit the nordschleife
(f) - Prepare for the Practical Performance Car Magazine's 2012 £999 challenge
Stage 3 (Sep '12 - Dec '12)
(a) - Win the handling portion of the PPCM £999 2012 event? - top 10 overall?
(b) - Purchase a suitable tow car (new daily driver) & lightweight trailer (<3.5T total)
(c) - Purchase a 1999 2L Mondeo donor vehicle & scrap all but engine, box & wheels
(d) - Begin gathering remaining parts for a turbocharged 2L Zetec conversion
(e) - Compete in BTRDA Autosolo final round and evaluate season's performance
(f) - Complete any fabrication work with help/equipment use from uni where needed
Stage 4 (Jan '13 - Dec '13)
(a) - Re-register with suitable motor club and BTRDA Autosolo championship
(b) - Complete 2L turbocharged conversion, map and test/verify performance
(c) - Compete in BTRDA Autosolo championship to get used to the 'new' (turbo) car
(d) - Win Practical Performance Car Magazine's 2013 £999 challenge outright!?
(e) - Upgrade brakes & fit roll cage. Attend FS & FSG & re-visit the nordschleife
(f) - Graduate, get a good job, hit 4+ years NCB & 25 years of age, buy a good tow car
...well, that's how far I can see at the moment. It's a lot to do but I'm passionate and am surrounded by the right kind of people. I think I will get there but there are a few things to remember:
-I am a full time student and will be funding 90% of everything I do using my student loan.
-Everything will be done on a very strict budget - PPCM £999 challenge means £999 total cost!
-As I have a plan I can take my time to snipe eBay bargains (I got a CBR600 RR head for 99p!).
-Being a student hoping for a good degree; there will be times I am too busy to add updates.
-I see great value in your previous experiences of similar modifications so please share
Every time I progress or complete a piece of the plan I will add a new post with photos and videos where possible. I hope you will all enjoy it
http://www.projectpuma.com/viewtopic.php?f=64&t=14404
what a load of bollocks, wants to do all that using his student loan and with a £1000 limit i just bet £5 that it will never go further then Stage 1 part C
[Edited on 26-10-2011 by Steve]
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Ben G
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read that at work last night and laughed out loud
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Jambo
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ITBS? Wont that be like £1k at least anyway 
Jesus, just buy a 182 and drive it to work and back each day and save 100 man hours ffs
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mwg
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Stage 4 (d) Is that for real
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Jambo
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Graduate, get a good job, hit 4+ years NCB & 25 years of age, buy a good tow car
Boom! Living the high life towing my Puma to the 'Ring 
+100 Epoints
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j10E W
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I bet that bloke is a right. Cunt in real life, what a fucking saddo
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Ian
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He'll shit one when he sees how many jobs there are actually prepping a car for the stuff he's proposing. Our lists were big enough and that's just playing about non competitive.
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Rob B
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quote: Originally posted by Nismo
This is how anal the S2K board is:
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if it am im out im affraid, ill be drinking in bournemouth till 4-5am so no chance me being anywhere near legal to drive, have fun tho guys,
Moderator comment: Please do not use text speak here, thank you.
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if it am im out im affraid, ill be drinking in bournemouth till 4-5am so no chance me being anywhere near legal to drive, have fun tho guys,
what part of that is text speak? thanks
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worst forum ever! Believe i put up with those twunts for a long time.
Guy first response to anything track is - you should get some tuition first. He posted a video today and he was around 5 seconds slower than me, had to resist saying " you should get some tuition " 
Steve get on there please!!
[Edited on 27-10-2011 by Rob B]
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Ojc
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That puma post is ridiculous, are people for real? And doing the mods using a student loans? Then he will be the one whining that he's got to pay it back and the government are bastards
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Steve
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O M G this kid who made that stupid post is weighing his car
ON BATHROOM SCALES 


ROFLMAO 
[Edited on 28-10-2011 by Steve]
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Ojc
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You have got to be fucking joking? Seriously? THats got to be worth posting around the internet
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Ben G
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thought you'd lol at that. i seriously couldn't believe what i was seeing 
cheaper taking it to a weighbridge
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Steve
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38 fucking quid on scales and wood could take your car about 7 times to a weighbridge for that and get actual accuracy
[Edited on 28-10-2011 by Steve]
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Jake
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the boy needs to look sharp and fix up
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DannyB
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Screen grab the full page with the post and his username etc, he deserves to be slated for that, the silly cunt. How can anyone be so fucking stupid??
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Steve
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DannyB
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Actually can't believe he's done that
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Nismo
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oh my
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mwg
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Post a link in his thread to this thread. I want him to see how much of a tool we think he is
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mwg
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What other members of that forum saying? Do they think it's normal behaviour
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taylorboosh
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What a fucking retard
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Steve
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Said its an ingenious idea someone mentioned a weighbridge no drama about it really though lol
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mwg
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You told him about your Suzuki Swift?
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SXi_Tim
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Bet he got bullied at school
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Steve
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lol who is Dave the Jew
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