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Robbo

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11th Dec 07 at 17:06

Jesus man

Tom

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11th Dec 07 at 17:07

quote:
Originally posted by charlessurr
Ive jsut remembered the most embarrasing one...................We were watching an england match, cant remember atm, England scored and the pub went wild, beer everywhere etc etc.............they play the replay about 2mins later and she sees the goal, she stands up, her drink everywhere and shouts wahooooooooo!!!!!!!! hahaha

That is full blown comedy

TheCam

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11th Dec 07 at 18:04

stuartmitchell

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11th Dec 07 at 19:22

My girlfriend thought the teacher was put in jail for calling her teddy bear "Buddha"

Butler

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11th Dec 07 at 19:24

Girl im seeing asked me if race cars braked earlier

Phi

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11th Dec 07 at 20:21

quote:
Originally posted by RyanSxi
Missus isn't usually daft but she came out with this last night:

Me: Yeh a lass at work got a wii from argos today
Her: Oh right, did she order it while they were in stock then?

oh dear

idont get it....

Icy

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11th Dec 07 at 20:25

quote:
Originally posted by Corsa_phi

quote:
Originally posted by RyanSxi
Missus isn't usually daft but she came out with this last night:

Me: Yeh a lass at work got a wii from argos today
Her: Oh right, did she order it while they were in stock then?

oh dear

idont get it....

me neither?
whats wrong with ordering one when its in stock?

Marc

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11th Dec 07 at 20:33

Lass at work said she was going to die of thirstation today

All Torque

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11th Dec 07 at 20:45

Convo between me, my ex and my mum:
Ex - "I've got to do a dyslexia test for college before my course starts"
Mum- "really, what does that involve?"
Me- "seeing if she tries to put a square brick in a circle hole... *laughing*"
Ex- "really? That sounds easy"

Tommy L

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11th Dec 07 at 20:47

All Torque

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11th Dec 07 at 20:47

I also think its THICK AS SHIT when girls say they're chocoholic, since theres no such thing as 'Chocohol' (think about it).

[Edited on 11-12-2007 by All Torque]

Robin

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11th Dec 07 at 21:00

There's no such thing as shopohol, or spendohol though Pete

All Torque

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11th Dec 07 at 21:08

Exactly!

Ally

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12th Dec 07 at 16:40

Im sorry but i have to add this. Last night Richie asked me if they made coffee from cocoa beans

Dean_W

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12th Dec 07 at 16:42

quote:
Originally posted by Ally
Im sorry but i have to add this. Last night Richie asked me if they made coffee from cocoa beans

Not all women are dense then..........Richie

Tom

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12th Dec 07 at 16:49

A girl recently told me she was going in for a procedure in hospital and was wondering how she was going to be 'seduced'.

I presume she got confused with seduced and induced although not sure what help being induced would be either when in for an operation

Richie

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12th Dec 07 at 17:10

quote:
Originally posted by Ally
Im sorry but i have to add this. Last night Richie asked me if they made coffee from cocoa beans

Fuck. Off

Dean_W

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12th Dec 07 at 17:13

quote:
Originally posted by Tom
A girl recently told me she was going in for a procedure in hospital and was wondering how she was going to be 'seduced'.

I presume she got confused with seduced and induced although not sure what help being induced would be either when in for an operation

Sedated........

Tom

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12th Dec 07 at 17:15

quote:
Originally posted by Dean_W

quote:
Originally posted by Tom
A girl recently told me she was going in for a procedure in hospital and was wondering how she was going to be 'seduced'.

I presume she got confused with seduced and induced although not sure what help being induced would be either when in for an operation

Sedated........

Yes but not seduced

Ally

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12th Dec 07 at 17:56

quote:
Originally posted by Richie
Fuck. Off

Dont get me started mr, you know i will pwn you

Fonz

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21st Feb 12 at 12:47

bump

Tom

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21st Feb 12 at 13:37

quote:
Originally posted by Faye_2003

quote:
Originally posted by VenomTurbo
seriously, we were in italy last year, full moon was out she said 'look at the moon isnt it nice? is that the same moon as what england has?'

oopz

my mate had not seen my brother for about 4months as he walked out of my door she said hello to him etc and said ' have you still got your tattoo's?'
he replied saying ' no i scrubbed em off with a wire brush' and she said ' bet that hurt'

mwg

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21st Feb 12 at 14:01

what a lovely imaginary story

3CorsaMeal

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21st Feb 12 at 14:11

Thats the magic Jimmy Bennett has left us with, whenever an old post comes up we have the added treasure of discovering another Jimmy Bennett story

emicen

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21st Feb 12 at 16:58

quote:
Originally posted by Tom

quote:
Originally posted by Dean_W

quote:
Originally posted by Tom
A girl recently told me she was going in for a procedure in hospital and was wondering how she was going to be 'seduced'.

I presume she got confused with seduced and induced although not sure what help being induced would be either when in for an operation

Sedated........

Yes but not seduced

If the operation was getting a baby out then induced would be plausible. Although being induced doesn't happen with a c section so fuck knows.

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