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I believe you, did you see that in GTA?


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haha i've managed not to piss myself reading the last two pages but have laughed uncontrollably to the point of tears coming out.
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I'm gonna go read over it. ha
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Have Pepper Spray in the glovebox and knuckle dusters in the door pocket
got a tazer but dont want to put it in my car unless i get stopped lol
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Originally posted by GaryF
I'm gonna go read over it. ha

Then maybe you will realise that my story does make sense and I havn't lied. I said "AS i was entering the store", which some dumb fuckers on cs, presumed meant I was in the store, NO, I was at the doors, which is literally where the store meets the car park, we aren't talking about an ASDA superstore here, there is no taxi rink between the car park and the store here...


Whats a taxi rink? Sounds fun!
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samurai sword I guess. Got one under the bed.

Got one in my bed

Got one near my bed

Ive not got one



i want one but scared its gonna get stuck in customs if i ship one in
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Originally posted by Root
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Originally posted by GaryF
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Originally posted by Root
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Originally posted by GaryF
I'm gonna go read over it. ha

Then maybe you will realise that my story does make sense and I havn't lied. I said "AS i was entering the store", which some dumb fuckers on cs, presumed meant I was in the store, NO, I was at the doors, which is literally where the store meets the car park, we aren't talking about an ASDA superstore here, there is no taxi rink between the car park and the store here...


Whats a taxi rink? Sounds fun!

sorry we only have that in Africa...oh wait, no, meat and cheese are expensive food items in this country as well. If you want to check in your local supermarket, coffee, cheese and meat and the most valuable items that can be easily stolen. This happens a lot in the UK on council estates, not just in Africa


What has meat and cheese got to do with anything?
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I'm not listening...

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quote:
Originally posted by GaryF
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Originally posted by Root
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Originally posted by GaryF
I'm gonna go read over it. ha

Then maybe you will realise that my story does make sense and I havn't lied. I said "AS i was entering the store", which some dumb fuckers on cs, presumed meant I was in the store, NO, I was at the doors, which is literally where the store meets the car park, we aren't talking about an ASDA superstore here, there is no taxi rink between the car park and the store here...


Whats a taxi rink? Sounds fun!


That's something for 'dumb fuckers on cs' if you don't believe me ask George, he was there. So was Bungle.

Zippy got it all on CCTV, phone Rainbow Productions in the morning, they will confirm it happened on the 3rd day of Never.

It's stick and bone pussies like you that don't have to rely on screwdrivers and aren't heros that don't believe me.
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Originally posted by LETGSI16V
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Originally posted by GaryF
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Originally posted by Root
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Originally posted by GaryF
I'm gonna go read over it. ha

Then maybe you will realise that my story does make sense and I havn't lied. I said "AS i was entering the store", which some dumb fuckers on cs, presumed meant I was in the store, NO, I was at the doors, which is literally where the store meets the car park, we aren't talking about an ASDA superstore here, there is no taxi rink between the car park and the store here...


Whats a taxi rink? Sounds fun!


That's something for 'dumb fuckers on cs' if you don't believe me ask George, he was there. So was Bungle.

Zippy got it all on CCTV, phone Rainbow Productions in the morning, they will confirm it happened on the 3rd day of Never.

It's stick and bone pussies like you that don't have to rely on screwdrivers and aren't heros that don't believe me.


I'll bet my bottom dollar that Steve was there too!
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Somebody took the piss about me living in Africa and walking miles every day to get water because I said meat and cheese are high in value that theives often steal in supermarkets/stores in the UK.

That's the only reason I mentioned it...but the theives on that day tried to steal a sandwich and a bottle of cider

but most people from the local estate would try to steal high value items like coffee, cheese and meat, like joints of beef, legs of lamb at about £5+ each etc. That is all I'm saying. Why do you people instantly take it upon yourselves to presume that I am lying simply because i did something about what was happening?


Because you didn't make sense.
Sorry. Don't go all psycho on me.
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High value - £5?

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Was it BULLmers?
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Was it BULLmers?


GAYmers?
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Every meat item is a fiver? Fuck buying bacon from where you live.
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quote:
Originally posted by Root
quote:
Originally posted by GaryF
Every meat item is a fiver? Fuck buying bacon from where you live.

Are you retarded, is bacon the most expensive meat item you have in your area? Legs of lamb, full chickens and joint of beef, are about £5 each. You total fucktard.


You sir, are the fucktard.
You said each meat item is £5.
BACON IS MEAT! YOU IDIOT.



[Edited on 21-01-2010 by GaryF]
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-_- Fuck you Wolverine



Go lie down, your whole pint of fosters has gone to your head.
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-_- Fuck you Wolverine



Go lie down, your whole pint of fosters has gone to your head.

your mum


Such a grown up. I forgot we were in secondary school.

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I forgot you ran out of things to argue about before resorted to such retarded things as you realised I was telling the truth


You could be telling a lie.

I could say I have once beaten a chav up, but I could be lying.
I believe nothing of what you say. Please, go to bed, don't you have school in the morning? Don't forget your ready brek.
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I forgot you ran out of things to argue about before resorted to such retarded things as you realised I was telling the truth


You could be telling a lie.

I could say I have once beaten a chav up, but I could be lying.
I believe nothing of what you say. Please, go to bed, don't you have school in the morning? Don't forget your ready brek.


I could be, I am not.
I would beleive you as chavs are pussyholes. If you retaliate to them, they shit theirselves as they do not expect it. They are not "hard" at all.
I am 20 years old, I do not have school in the morning mate, how old are you? honestly...


I am 18.
I questioned about you going to school because of you making the remark of "your mum". Very childish.
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This thread is now about Keith Chegwin


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I am 18.
I questioned about you going to school because of you making the remark of "your mum". Very childish.


Oh, I'm sorry, you're 18? WOW! I suppose that because you are an adult, all of your immature comments are not immature, because you are 18 years old. And the fact that you are 18 years of age, proves that you would be ready to handle such situations in an adult manner and post them in such a way on a worthless Internet thread that would make people beleive you! I am so sorry! -_- Can you tell me what is so unbeleivable about my story that it makes you create a several page long speach, specifiying how much you don't beleive my post with immature comments, referring to Jackie Chan, between the several of you.


Your errors have already been pointed out. Why would we go ever them once more?
Do you like being told your stories don't make sense?
I didn't say I wasn't immature because I am 18. You asked how old I was.

Are you seeing something more than I am? Have you been hallucinating?

[Edited on 21-01-2010 by GaryF]
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This thread is now about Keith Chegwin

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I was picking up on your age due to your immaturity and immature replies to this serious thread. Tell me where I have "tripped up" that makes you beleive I am lying is a lie. If I have made a SLIGHT mistake, as I say, I've drank beer tonight, but if you take that and use it against me to start a conspiracy theory that what I said never happened, then so be it. If it's ever proven, in a local newspaper or such, you'll be the guy who looks like a twat.


Wait, you were picking at my age? Hold on, weren't you the one who just said "your mum" to me. [you're older than me you goon]. That is very immature. I don't think I have been that immature in this thread tbh.



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