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Russ
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quote:
Originally posted by 3CorsaMeal
having sex standing up is the only true way of stopping her getting pregnant
Not true, you can also avoid poregnancy by shouting the surname of the first goal scorer at the previous world cup, currently TSHABALALA
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quote:
Originally posted by Russ
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Originally posted by 3CorsaMeal
having sex standing up is the only true way of stopping her getting pregnant
Not true, you can also avoid poregnancy by shouting the surname of the first goal scorer at the previous world cup, currently TSHABALALA


i don't watch or like football so can't use that technique.

COOORRRRADDDOOOO VEEEEEEARRRRRRRRR SIXXXXXXXXXXXXXXX

seems to work for me
Russ
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you do shout it at the point of ejactulation don't you?
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no, thats how i greet people
Russ
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ejactulate on them?
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He uses that for his Car.
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quote:
Originally posted by Russ
let me break this down for you Andrew, the sex specialist

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It's also a pain when you in the moment and wanting to just poke her having to stop, open the packet and wrap.

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Apparently, taking the pill makes you want to east more food but the person can control this.

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Other issue is blowing your load inside your bird, a lot of them don't like this as it becomes smelly.
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Personally, I would not just be relying on condoms with a regular gf as split to easy


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How the fuck do they wash inside their fanny Stick a shower spay up there...

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They don't piss from the hole you poke either.

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A couple i've been with have used baby wipes to wipe themselves after. Doesn't seem right though
Would you prefer they wipe with a wolf pelt?

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I give up with you lot
if you dont like the UK, goto Iceland




[Edited on 24-11-2010 by Russ]



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i'm not sure i can carry on participating in this as i no longer know where the line is between having a laugh and spam banter.

i feel 3 posts in a thread maybe pushing my luck.
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http://www.savevid.com/video/family-guy-james-woods-ooh-piece-of-candy.html
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What a thread
Tommy L
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CS Gold
Scotty C
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Not every pill makes a women put on weight. My wench hasn't gained any weight what so ever.

If you're comfortable having sex with her then u should be comfortable talking to her about sex...

[Edited on 24-11-2010 by Scotty C]
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People say this..go on the pill you will put on weight..im sorry..but when you put weight on, do you not then do something about it..or are we ment to just sit there and go..oh well, the pill put this weight on..ill just tell everyone thats whats happend?
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women just like to moan

take the pill, remove your clothes and bend over
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I'd take a man pill tbh, got the same girl preggoz twice cos she lied about being on the pill. Now I make sure and if not a wrap up xx
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I'd take a man pill tbh
fatty
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Originally posted by Russ
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I'd take a man pill tbh
fatty


Only in the cock...
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I might cut my balls off
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A girl I used to shag wasn't on the pill, had had a previous abortion with her ex boyfriend, but still wanted me to do her bareback and pull out!

It got so close to me not pulling out a few times. FFS.

Mad bitch.

[Edited on 24-11-2010 by Ben J]


thing is she can still get pregnant even if you pull out


Worked for me for 6 years; wouldn't do it with someone I'd just met, but we had a house together, had been together a long time and were getting married so wasn't too big a thing - I don't appear to pre-cum either but then most times I don't at all; nothing like making the person your with feel inadequate, that way they try harder next time
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Pull out and cum on their anus
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nothing like making the person your with feel inadequate,
and you say your single Rich? bizzare.
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wtfs pre cum

are you still with that girl
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nothing like making the person your with feel inadequate,
and you say your single Rich? bizzare.

Its the way I roll

[Edited on 24-11-2010 by LiVe LeE]
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Originally posted by Lawrah
People say this..go on the pill you will put on weight..im sorry..but when you put weight on, do you not then do something about it..or are we ment to just sit there and go..oh well, the pill put this weight on..ill just tell everyone thats whats happend?


Have to agree with this, I honestly believe girls use this an excuse for putting on weight, not the fact they eat crap, like a horse and do next to no exercise.
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Originally posted by leon.
wtfs pre cum


are you asking what pre-cum is?

it's the clear stuff that comes out of the end of your penis during the start/middle of sex/fap


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Originally posted by LiVe LeE
quote:
Originally posted by Russ
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Originally posted by LiVe LeE
nothing like making the person your with feel inadequate,
and you say your single Rich? bizzare.

Its the way I roll




It's now the way I roll after my heart being burnt out of existence, fuck women

[Edited on 24-11-2010 by adiohead]

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