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sand-eel

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22nd Sep 11 at 14:23

What happens if you just put on some new polished alloy hoof shoes and slipped on some horse shit on your horse, fell off and kerbed your shoes. Then another horse slips on your horses shit that fell on horse shit so the horse that slipped on your shit that slipped on shit...shits.
It could cause an infinite horse shit slip loop.

Lynny

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22nd Sep 11 at 14:28

I dont get these jibes at chris, if you look at racing, hunting, chasing, horseball, eventing, polocrosse, polo, driving, western, etc etc then horse riding is predominantly a man's sport

Gary

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22nd Sep 11 at 14:29

quote:
Originally posted by Lynny
I dont get these jibes at chris, if you look at racing, hunting, chasing, horseball, eventing, polocrosse, polo, driving, western, etc etc then horse riding is predominantly a man's sport

And they all look like gays riding too. My dad has a horse and he gets stick for it also.

Neil

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22nd Sep 11 at 14:29

quote:
Originally posted by Lynny
I dont get these jibes at chris, if you look at racing, hunting, chasing, horseball, eventing, polocrosse, polo, driving, western, etc etc then horse riding is predominantly a gay man's sport

Jambo

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22nd Sep 11 at 14:30

Lynny

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22nd Sep 11 at 14:31

Granted men do not suit tight jodpurs no, but I wouldn't say men look gay just for riding. I know some very fit, straight men who ride and as a female quite like it! As someone who owns horses and works with horses, I couldn't be with a bloke who was petrified of them and wouldn't go near them

Lynny

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22nd Sep 11 at 14:32

quote:
Originally posted by NeilM

quote:
Originally posted by Lynny
I dont get these jibes at chris, if you look at racing, hunting, chasing, horseball, eventing, polocrosse, polo, driving, western, etc etc then horse riding is predominantly a gay man's sport

I'd be careful, I still have the photos of you riding Moscow

Neil

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22nd Sep 11 at 14:33

quote:
Originally posted by Lynny

quote:
Originally posted by NeilM

quote:
Originally posted by Lynny
I dont get these jibes at chris, if you look at racing, hunting, chasing, horseball, eventing, polocrosse, polo, driving, western, etc etc then horse riding is predominantly a gay man's sport

I'd be careful, I still have the photos of you riding Moscow

Like a boss

adiohead

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22nd Sep 11 at 14:40

Hunting is gay

sand-eel

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22nd Sep 11 at 14:41

quote:
Originally posted by Lynny
and as a female quite like it!

We are all adults here...do you get sexual pleasure out of it? No lies!

adiohead

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22nd Sep 11 at 14:42

quote:
Originally posted by sand-eel

quote:
Originally posted by Lynny
and as a female quite like it!

We are all adults here...do you get sexual pleasure out of it? No lies!

I would like to know this also. I've always suspected it

Lynny

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22nd Sep 11 at 14:43

quote:
Originally posted by sand-eel

quote:
Originally posted by Lynny
and as a female quite like it!

We are all adults here...do you get sexual pleasure out of it? No lies!

I was referring to liking males who can ride as you well know, but to answer what you're insinuating, no, no I don't. My partner, who also rides, asked me this same question the other day

adiohead

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22nd Sep 11 at 14:43

Have you ever touched a horse's penis?

[Edited on 22-09-2011 by adiohead]

Lynny

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22nd Sep 11 at 14:46

Yes, I've pretty much always had geldings or colts, their sheath needs cleaning on a regular basis. Also helped my vet in 3 operations he's done on my 3 youngsters where they got gelded. As previously stated, we're all supposed to be adults here

Steve

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22nd Sep 11 at 14:53

im not

Steve

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22nd Sep 11 at 14:55

what do you think of there penis? do you ever look at it and imagine it in your arse?

Lynny

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22nd Sep 11 at 14:59

No Steve, but i imagined it in yours

Steve

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22nd Sep 11 at 15:00

chrisritch

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22nd Sep 11 at 15:00

quote:
Originally posted by Lynny
I dont get these jibes at chris, if you look at racing, hunting, chasing, horseball, eventing, polocrosse, polo, driving, western, etc etc then horse riding is predominantly a man's sport

I've gotten used to it tbh

Jamie Walby

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22nd Sep 11 at 15:00

Are Jewish horses circumcised?

Ronson

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22nd Sep 11 at 15:03

Usually go past at the speed limit of the road, dip the clutch and bounce it off the limiter just then drop the clutch and zoom off.

sand-eel

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22nd Sep 11 at 15:10

I remember an old RE teacher was talking about cleaning its sheath, which was basically wank it with some soapy water.

Ronson

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22nd Sep 11 at 15:12

quote:
Originally posted by sand-eel
I remember an old RE teacher was talking about cleaning its sheath, which was basically wank it with some soapy water.

I heard Lynny uses her mouth.

mwg

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22nd Sep 11 at 15:12

quote:
Originally posted by adiohead
Have you ever touched a horse's penis?

http://www.viddler.com/explore/kittyslasher/videos/8/

Ben J

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22nd Sep 11 at 15:19

quote:
Originally posted by sand-eel
I remember an old RE teacher was talking about cleaning its sheath, which was basically wank it with some soapy water.

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