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Dom
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"alan-g-w, giving a fuck about the 'internet' since 1989".....new sig Alan?


quote:
Originally posted by taylorboosh
Yea showing people others calling them is dickless...

Surprised your not a preem member if you think calling people behind their backs is ok?


It's childish playground antics John; you ran over there like that lonely snotty nosed kid at school, telling the other group of kids what so and so said hoping they would like you.

And if you think it's acceptable, should we go and tell Natasha Payne how you took a candid photo of her, posted it on a public forum and then continuously referred to her as a 'he'. Or how about forum linking the myriad of posts where you've offended other motoring groups?

You're being a hypocritical fuck John and if EOC had a problem with this post then i'm sure they would have dealt with it; it certainly didn't require a queen to go bitching about it


And i'm big and ugly enough to call someone a cunt without having to hide behind a pay-walled sub-forum

[Edited on 27-04-2014 by Dom]
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Originally posted by chrisritch
Lol at the level of ringpiece licking you have undertaken on the RR website




Yeah I wouldn't have bothered with that rubbish, rob.

Let them moderate the shit out of their forum and leave them be.

I'm sure after a year, he'll trade it in, all nice and shiny, for a brand new one.

Much like my missus does, except her's isn't shiny and I use a bucket from tesco.
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quote:
Originally posted by alan-g-w
I think he thinks you're a wanker.






Bitch got owned
Ian
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Incoming...
Brett
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Only on CS
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Originally posted by Ian
Incoming...


And here it is from a rich Evoque owner..........

EvilRob you are a little fuckwit and your grovelling apology on our forum quite frankly gave me the dry boak (it's Scottish saying, look that up in you thesaurus retard).

You decided make a personal attack on someone you have never met, calling them a cunt amongst other things. Tip: never call someone with a Range Rover with blacked out windows a cunt!

You done all this for the good of the poor Corsa driver......my arse! You done this because you are a jealous little fuck.

On the EOC Forum you admitted that you also use 2 buckets and that you cheated when you entered (and won)

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Autoglym Surface Detailing Clay Kit
Autoglym High Definition Wax (150g)
Microfiber Madness Crazy Pile (40 x 40 cm)
Poorboys Black Hole Show Glaze (OLD)
Poorboys Natural Look Interior Dressing (473ml)
Supernatural Supernatural Microfibre Drying Towel
Ultimate Snow Foam Karcher K-Series (Domestic) Ultimate Snow Foam & Lance Kit
Meguiars (DISCONTINUED) Bucket & Grit Guard Set
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Poorboys Wheel Sealant (OLD)
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How Rob Used Our Products

This is a 2002 Ford Puma in Magnum Grey. First I rinsed the car with a hose, then snow foamed it using Ultimate Snow Foam and a Karcher pressure washer with lance, then shampoo'd using a Bilt Hamber lambswool mitt and two bucket method (Meguiar's buckets and grit guards), clayed the paintwork with Autoglym set, polished using Bilt Hamber Cleanser Polish, Glazed using Black Hole, sealed using Car-Lack 68 Long Life Sealant then waxed using Autoglym HD Wax.

Products mostly applied using Meguiar's high tech foam applicator pads and buffed with crazy pile microfibres.

Wheels were done using an Autoglym Wheel brush and Clean Wheels, then polished using Autoglym Super Resin Polish and sealed using Poorboys Wheel Sealant.

Interior was dressed using Poorboys Natural Look Interior Dressing because it smells amazing and leaves a great finish.

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The entry you beat into 2nd place was Gail Jones, a Mum's 2005 Renault Scenic that she used to take the kids to school.

You hypocritical little prick!!!!!

Now just crawl back under your rock you little prick, maybe I will drive over the rock in my very expensive 4x4
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quote:
Originally posted by Equiliser
rich Evoque owner..........

never call someone with a Range Rover with blacked out windows a cunt!

I will drive over the rock in my very expensive 4x4




You see that does make you look a cunt.

Incidentally, I'm sure his motivation was that the guy in the Corsa was probably on a budget whereas your guy wasn't.
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what a bellend.

Why never call a baby range rover owner with blacked out windows a cunt? I thought drug dealers and criminals only owned the decent and expensive models?
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Voted for the Evoque.
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quote:
Originally posted by Ben G
what a bellend.

Why never call a baby range rover owner with blacked out windows a cunt? I thought drug dealers and criminals only owned the decent and expensive models?


Got to start somewhere, start with the £48,000 model then work up to something better
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Alright calm down moneybags, else the 2 members on here with r8's and one with a brand new M5 will put you in your place.
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What about the one with the £500 Volvo with a tv, phone and 15" wheels?
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I don't believe for one moment that Equiliser is the Range Rover guy. If you check out some of his posts on the Evoque forum, he can actually string a sentence together, unlike this spastic.

Nice try, Alan/boosh (I enjoyed the e-mail address though - nice touch!)

[Edited on 27-04-2014 by evilrob]
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quote:
Originally posted by Ben G
Alright calm down moneybags, else the 2 members on here with r8's and one with a brand new M5 will put you in your place.


Not if they're not brash like this guy.
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quote:
Originally posted by evilrob
I don't believe for one moment that Equiliser is the Range Rover guy. If you check out some of his posts on the Evoque forum, he can actually string a sentence together, unlike this spastic.

Nice try, Alan/boosh (I enjoyed the e-mail address though - nice touch!)

[Edited on 27-04-2014 by evilrob]





Its 100% nothing to do with me
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Infact I'm on home wifi so ian can probably vouch


Also he comes across as a bit of a prick if that is him, however id say he probably has reason to. He is still a bit of a spastic though as this has nothing at all to do with the two bucket method.

Need to ask - how the fuck do you lot put up with that sandra bint?
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quote:
Originally posted by Equiliser
quote:
Originally posted by Ben G
what a bellend.

Why never call a baby range rover owner with blacked out windows a cunt? I thought drug dealers and criminals only owned the decent and expensive models?


Got to start somewhere, start with the £48,000 model then work up to something better



Are they really £48k? Hahaha and john compared his to a kia
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They're about £500pm because anyone who has got any sense will be leasing it and offsetting a bit of tax. They're actually quite a good deal on lease because the residuals are strong.

If you're bothered about retail price, you're either an accountant or full of shit. No one with a car of that value gives a fuck about how much it costs to buy it outright.
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quote:
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@ evoque wanker. Scary.


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quote:
Originally posted by taylorboosh
Infact I'm on home wifi so ian can probably vouch



Yeah, that guy is up Lanarkshire somewhere, totally different range.

[Edited on 27-04-2014 by Ian]
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I deleted that, since I'm suspicious its a CS member. If not, comment stands, not doing yourself any favours tbh.
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Nope all bought cash over on there
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I dont think its alans style tbh, i also dont think its the lad from re forum, he and i would get on, seems he has a fondness for LEDs too
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quote:
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quote:
Originally posted by taylorboosh
Infact I'm on home wifi so ian can probably vouch



Yeah, that guy is up Lanarkshire somewhere, totally different range.

So it's Alan then.

Range Rover guy is from Fife.
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Plenty of people on here clever enough to fake that id imagine

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