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quote:
Originally posted by robmarriott
its hardcore


should see them on back doors and dirt tracks, cleans them up a treat

[Edited on 06-08-2006 by Dom]
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who on earth brought cilit bang up
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if you re-arrange the letters, CILLIT is spanish for Clit
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dunno.


i'm bored as f*ck.

someone entertain me
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how do you wish to be entertained?
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surprise me
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How about a bottle to the face?
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BOO
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EEK
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quote:
Originally posted by CorsAsh
How about a bottle to the face?


Yeah... how about it


quote:
Originally posted by Shelly
BOO


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EEK
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where is Jules with my drink?
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quote:
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where is Jules with my drink?


i'd be lying if i said i knew.
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i bet he's drunk it and fallen asleep, the lightweight
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quote:
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where is Jules with my drink?


He took a sip of it on his way over to you, forgetting he'd dosed it with Rohypnol first, and is now lying unconscious on the floor in the Premium Lounge.
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RESPECT TO THE MAN IN THE ICE CREAM VAN

Edit: I felt like being silly.

[Edited on 06-08-2006 by Eckmcmann]
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quote:
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quote:
Originally posted by Shelly
where is Jules with my drink?


He took a sip of it on his way over to you, forgetting he'd dosed it with Rohypnol first, and is now lying unconscious on the floor in the Premium Lounge.


god damn, should we go and pick him up?
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that worked well Alexandrea.
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quote:
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quote:
Originally posted by CorsAsh
quote:
Originally posted by Shelly
where is Jules with my drink?


He took a sip of it on his way over to you, forgetting he'd dosed it with Rohypnol first, and is now lying unconscious on the floor in the Premium Lounge.


god damn, should we go and pick him up?


Nah, looks like he's having a whale of a time with those gay blokes giving him CPR.

At least I think it's CPR...
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Whale of a time?

Wail.
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quote:
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i bet he's drunk it and fallen asleep, the lightweight


Would you like me to be drunk and asleep? Should I be concerned about what you might do if I was in that state?

EDIT: By the sounds of it I should be more worried by what Ash would do to me!!


[Edited on 06-08-2006 by Jules]
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quote:
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that worked well Alexandrea.


Tbh it went Pete Tong when I tried to add italics and colour as well.
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certainly something that will wake him up anyway
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Whale of a time?

Wail.


You obviously didnt see the size of the gay bloke giving him mouth to mouth
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quote:
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quote:
Originally posted by Shelly
i bet he's drunk it and fallen asleep, the lightweight


Would you like me to be drunk and asleep? Should I be concerned about what you might do if I was in that state?

EDIT: By the sounds of it I should be more worried by what Ash would do to me!!




I'd probably leave you there and go to another bar

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