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Jules
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Originally posted by CorsAsh
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Originally posted by Shelly
I suppose you could eat yoghurt of someones face


I was feeling creative once, and used some squirty cream to make my ex a thong. Suited him actually. Tasted good too.


Wrong, so very very wrong
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I'll keep an eye out for you on TV, with your mum and dad in the background *BAM BAM BAM*
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quote:
Originally posted by Jules
quote:
Originally posted by CorsAsh
quote:
Originally posted by Shelly
I suppose you could eat yoghurt of someones face


I was feeling creative once, and used some squirty cream to make my ex a thong. Suited him actually. Tasted good too.


Wrong, so very very wrong


Bastard, actually had me doubting what I'd written then, had to check
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I'll accuse you of sexual assault on national tv
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quote:
Originally posted by Eckmcmann
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Originally posted by robmarriott
someone email braniac and ask if its possible to cook breakfast on someones face

info@braniac.com


Dear Braniac,
Is it possible to cook a brekfast on someone's face, without scarring them for life?
Yours Sincerely,
Alexander McMann.

Done


lol. fag.
Jules
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quote:
Originally posted by CorsAsh
quote:
Originally posted by Jules
quote:
Originally posted by CorsAsh
quote:
Originally posted by Shelly
I suppose you could eat yoghurt of someones face


I was feeling creative once, and used some squirty cream to make my ex a thong. Suited him actually. Tasted good too.


Wrong, so very very wrong


Bastard, actually had me doubting what I'd written then, had to check


Awesomness!
Martin
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this thread....

wtf...
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That e-mail doesn't exist rob Someone get me the e-mail address for braniac, we have a public service to attend to
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Ash, do you like eating cream off men?
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You will need to explain that their face would also be teflon coated.
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Originally posted by Martin
this thread....

wtf...


Are you sure you don't want a drink?
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why am I not getting offered a drink
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info@brainiac.co.uk
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Do you want one?
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please.
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That e-mail doesn't exist rob Someone get me the e-mail address for braniac, we have a public service to attend to


About as good as you'll get
Brainiac offical forums
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Ash, do you like eating cream off men?


No Shelleh.
Martin
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quote:
Originally posted by Shelly
quote:
Originally posted by Martin
this thread....

wtf...


Are you sure you don't want a drink?


Yeah ill have one.

What r u offering?

Milk?
Shelly
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Originally posted by robmarriott
please.


Well if your going, you can get me one too
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quote:
Originally posted by Shelly
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Originally posted by robmarriott
please.


Well if your going, you can get me one too


/groan
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amaretto and cock?
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quote:
Originally posted by Martin
quote:
Originally posted by Shelly
quote:
Originally posted by Martin
this thread....

wtf...


Are you sure you don't want a drink?


Yeah ill have one.

What r u offering?

Milk?




Are you saying I look like a cow?
Martin
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Jules
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quote:
Originally posted by Shelly
quote:
Originally posted by Martin
quote:
Originally posted by Shelly
quote:
Originally posted by Martin
this thread....

wtf...


Are you sure you don't want a drink?


Yeah ill have one.

What r u offering?

Milk?




Are you saying I look like a cow?


Maybe he likes your "udders"?

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