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Jake
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A man walks into a bar and asks for a glass of water. The bartender pulls out a shotgun and points it at him. The man says, thank you and leaves. Why
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its mount rushmore Alex.

give us some we can actually get without cheating
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googling a riddle defeats the purpose
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The answer I give is yes, but what I mean is no.
What was the question?

how about that one then
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do you mind?
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was that googled or did you use you're own mental capacity but yes its correct
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back of the brain
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What's so peculiar about this sentence?

I do not know where family doctors acquired illegibly perplexing handwriting; nevertheless, extraordinary pharmaceutical intellectuality, counterbalancing indecipherability, transcendentalizes intercommunications' incomprehensibleness.

This isn't exactly hard, just need to analyse the sentence.
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every word is one letter longer than the previous.

WITHOUT GOOGLE BUGGERFUCKER
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thats the first time you've said that so I'm guessing you used google on every other one well done
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except the david one
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What is the easiest way to throw a ball, and have it stop, and completely reverse direction after traveling a short distance?
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goodnight peeps
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against a wall?

no google again
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Night jay and no rob.
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erm
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straight up in the air?
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Yup, 2nd time lucky I'll find another one just now. Oh, and has Jake died? hasn't spoke recently, maybe we're just so boring
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What has six faces,
But does not wear makeup.
It also has twenty-one eyes,
But cannot see?

Hint: It isn't alive.
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the only thing i can think of with 6 faces is a dice... but i dont see the eye connection.

its got 21 dots, but they arent really eyes

a dice?
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am bored
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quote:
Originally posted by robmarriott
the only thing i can think of with 6 faces is a dice... but i dont see the eye connection.

its got 21 dots, but they arent really eyes

a dice?


Not the best of riddles, but you're right and Icy join in with this then
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One of us falls, and never breaks.
One of us breaks, but never falls.
What are we?
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what/who are you referring to in your personal message on msn eck?
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The personal message? as in the Here without you? or the Rowsheeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeen

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