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Bigbaz89
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Nah what we do is.. fight with girls aged 6 and under whilst smoking a crack pipe and driving a GSI on the 95 M plate down the 689 bob
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do u hold hands while your doing it?
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I thought you and jonny had an air of nonces about you actually, explains a lot.
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yep
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ah that explains it.

btw if barnshaw was born in 85 then hes 24 u tool! and if you were born in 89, then you 20. did you get a gcse in maths?

[Edited on 16-05-2009 by philip2]
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quote:
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ah that explains it.

btw is barnshaw was born in 85 then hes 24 u tool! and if you were born in 89, then you 20. did you get a gcse in maths?


i gave up philip when he thought he was still right the second time
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hmmmmmmmm bittermen
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im in work at mo, and this thread has bightened my day up.

thanks go out to littlebaz an jonny onny

[Edited on 16-05-2009 by philip2]
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God, you even look like a twat.
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God, you even look like a twat.




lmfao
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Just shows how sad u lot are
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Yes, it does.
BarnshaW
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did it take you long to grow that moustache?
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Thats not hair, looks like dirt.
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drawn on just for the pic?
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Could very well be yes, the boy should put a top on, he'll catch a cold.
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brightened up my saturday shift this thread did!
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he is a cage fighter, immune to any illnesses, he DDT's in the face of swine flu and influenza
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quote:
Originally posted by Bigbaz89
I'm gonna shut up and go anyway.. but while im here.. nobody got any comments on a redtop V6?


wait a minute, i thought you said you had a veccy v6? why you askin everyones opinions on the engine if you have a car with one in?:S

and it is blatantly obvious that jonny has just been created by THE 'big bad baz' as his spelling is just as bad as baz's

at all of bigbaz's comments, this guy is a funny guy you look like a complete and utter bellend and you also sound like one.

to me it sounds like you love yourself way too much. and what is the deal with going on about how hard you are GROW UP.

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Originally posted by Bigbaz89
well i have an audi a4 s line tdi on a 55


well that must be it then, you're better than the lot of us!

and as far as calling this forum 'scruffy', why the fuck are you on here you prick! if you're not going to listen to any of the advise given to you from people who clearly know their shizzle, which is alot more than you. DON'T post on here . i will have you know that if your not a complete and utter NOB towards people on here you get alot more help from them. don't know if you actully know what the difference between scruffy and tidy is, but i think you will find this forum is well managed.

so before you start sprouting that shite out of your mouth again, just think about what you're going to say.

... second thoughts, just don't sprout any more shite out of you're mouth because it will have me in hysterics

i think thats my little rant over

[Edited on 16-05-2009 by steven_r2008]
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Aww, they both left, what a coincidence...
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i think danny killed it with the pics , lmao
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He's away to shave his top lip I think.
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porno tash FTW
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haha id love a redtop v6 :L
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Thats not hair, looks like dirt.


that isn't dirt mate, its the shit flakes from licking jonnys arse

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