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BluKoo

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Registered: 8th Apr 02
Location: Stonehaven (Scotland)
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13th Oct 09 at 15:45

Changed my FB status to, "Why haven't we had sex yet?".

3 girls like it (is that a good or a bad thing

)

Only reply so far is: "because u just asked evryone on facebook... you dont make me feel special enough lolxxx"

Daimo B

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Registered: 20th Mar 00
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13th Oct 09 at 15:47

See I knew those Scots were all dirty women....

All those i've met have been durrrty girls

antnee

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Registered: 30th Dec 07
Location: Cov Drives: Clio 197
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13th Oct 09 at 15:54

quote:
Originally posted by flybikeslee

quote:
Originally posted by antnee

quote:
Originally posted by flybikeslee
real men drive yellow cars

fellow gay

EEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEeeeeeeeeeeeeeee fancy a bum?

Only if its in a yellow car

Daimo B

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Registered: 20th Mar 00
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13th Oct 09 at 17:05

Boooooooo I asked Lawah as shes the only women online, and she ignored me

corsaloon

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Registered: 9th Dec 07
Location: scotland
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13th Oct 09 at 17:49

ive had sex with eevery girl on my contacts list

lol so this mite not work

BluKoo

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Registered: 8th Apr 02
Location: Stonehaven (Scotland)
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13th Oct 09 at 17:52

quote:
Originally posted by corsaloon
ive had sex with eevery girl on my contacts list lol so this mite not work

Were both the girls awake at the time though?

[Edited on 13-10-2009 by BluKoo]

flybikeslee

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Registered: 2nd Jan 07
Location: Liverpool
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13th Oct 09 at 17:55

quote:
Originally posted by BluKoo

quote:
Originally posted by corsaloon
ive had sex with eevery girl on my contacts list lol so this mite not work

Were both the girls awake at the time though?

[Edited on 13-10-2009 by BluKoo]

one being his mum, the other his sister

_Allan_

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Registered: 24th Mar 04
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13th Oct 09 at 17:56

What a stud

Cosmo

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Registered: 29th Mar 01
Location: Im the real one!
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13th Oct 09 at 17:56

why is his dog on his contact list is the main question I have.

corsaloon

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Registered: 9th Dec 07
Location: scotland
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13th Oct 09 at 17:57

theres only like 4 girls on my msn tho

_Allan_

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Registered: 24th Mar 04
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13th Oct 09 at 17:57

Bitch

I have an e-rection now

Cosmo

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Registered: 29th Mar 01
Location: Im the real one!
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13th Oct 09 at 17:57

Or may be he only has males on his contact list?

All of those he has also already had sex with.

corsaloon

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Registered: 9th Dec 07
Location: scotland
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13th Oct 09 at 18:00

id like to clear up the fact i partake in no gay, inscest or animal loving :@

BluKoo

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Registered: 8th Apr 02
Location: Stonehaven (Scotland)
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13th Oct 09 at 18:19

Thats not what your 3 toed sister-daughter told us.

N3CRO

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Registered: 12th Apr 07
Location: Sandy, Bedfordshire
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13th Oct 09 at 21:19

quote:
Originally posted by VXR
Boooooooo I asked Lawah as shes the only women online, and she ignored me

nathy_87

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Registered: 14th Aug 08
Location: West Mids. Drives: Škoda Fabia VRS 5J
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13th Oct 09 at 21:22

quote:
Originally posted by VXR
Boooooooo I asked Lawah as shes the only women online, and she ignored me

Can you blame her tbh

Daimo B

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Registered: 20th Mar 00
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14th Oct 09 at 07:43

Yes, im pure sexzy on ze stick over here...

nathy_87

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Registered: 14th Aug 08
Location: West Mids. Drives: Škoda Fabia VRS 5J
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14th Oct 09 at 10:00

VXR...on a stick

thiking on the same lines?

Daimo B

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Registered: 20th Mar 00
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14th Oct 09 at 10:39

"huh huh, im just a looove machine"

nathy_87

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Registered: 14th Aug 08
Location: West Mids. Drives: Škoda Fabia VRS 5J
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14th Oct 09 at 10:42

(I was refering to Jeff Dunham and Hozey the Jalapeno)

Richardhhha

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Registered: 29th Sep 07
Location: Croydon, Greater London
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14th Oct 09 at 10:48

on a stick

LukeS

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Registered: 25th Nov 07
Location: Ormskirk
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14th Oct 09 at 10:49

You all must be very old, i've never heard of these songs

nathy_87

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Registered: 14th Aug 08
Location: West Mids. Drives: Škoda Fabia VRS 5J
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14th Oct 09 at 11:23

quote:
Originally posted by LukeS
You all must be very old, i've never heard of these songs

This is not a song: (I was refering to Jeff Dunham and Hozey the Jalapeno)

Clicky

Went to see him at the Apollo Earlier this/last year

[Edited on 14-10-2009 by 5dr corsa-3dr_polo]

LukeS

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Registered: 25th Nov 07
Location: Ormskirk
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14th Oct 09 at 11:36

Oh god!

He's a ventriloquist

Matt L

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Registered: 17th Apr 06
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14th Oct 09 at 11:45

asked one girl she though i got facebook raped

, now set as my status though

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