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RichR
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You started a monster (this is CS - what did you expect)
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Epic thread



It's got the almost perfect facepalm/lol ratio
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oh dear god.
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Do you not approve of this thread lawrah
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Doesn't approve of me I think
Jambo
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I am like SetH for thread death
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what the fuck happend here.


how was eastenders mate?
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I am like SetH for thread death


you didn't kill it, I just got sick and tired of signing in and out of all my fake username accounts.


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Doesn't approve of me I think


hmmm, my jedi/spider sense says otherwise.
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Don't know; never seemed to - I've never scientifically proven but the pipes were dry

edit: was joking about making them feel inadeqaute btw - but the first time I slept with the now ex Clare and the first time I slept with the now ex Jess, both said they were disappointed that I hadn't finished and didn't know what they'd done wrong. When I explained my "issue" of taking forever or not at all, they both just got on with it and took full advantage - I feel used


I'm getting kind of sick of reading something or another about your sexual conquests or lack of trousers almost every time I sign into CS in some thread or another.
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sick and tired = secretly aroused
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sick and tired = secretly aroused




That right there is the words of a rapist.
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As long as you say surprise...
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adiohead doesn't take no for an answer
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quote:
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what the fuck happend here.


how was eastenders mate?





It wasnt that good I'd love to shag ronnie and roxys mum tho.
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I hear what you are saying, dirty old sow
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I'd the Ginger one to bianca and her mum
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Shell,my trousers have stayed on for over a month-it is winter now,I'll keep it in my pants until spring like a hibernating squirrel!!oh and as for sexual conquests,I can count the number of people I've slept with on 1 hand with 2 fingers spare!!All I look for is a kiss and warm bed at night
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Other issue is blowing your load inside your bird, a lot of them don't like this as it becomes smelly.


Sorry this need's highlighting again....

Andrew's been nicking his sisters 'more' magazine

[Edited on 24-11-2010 by Tom]
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Originally posted by adiohead
sick and tired = secretly aroused




That right there is the words of a rapist.


If you say that out loud in a wee gals Scottish accent it's at least 36% funnier
Jambo
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Andrew


How to admit your a virgin online. Excellent work
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Shell,my trousers have stayed on for over a month-it is winter now,I'll keep it in my pants until spring like a hibernating squirrel!!oh and as for sexual conquests,I can count the number of people I've slept with on 1 hand with 2 fingers spare!!All I look for is a kiss and warm bed at night


youve slept with 4 people?
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AND ANOTHER THING!!! YOU TRY GETTING THE IMPLANT REPLACED EVERY 3 YEARS..HOLY FUCK.

you're just a cow recently
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As long as you say surprise...




i prefer the term struggle snuggle tbh
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Andrew


How to admit your a virgin online. Excellent work


Russ's breakdown of his ramblings nearly had me crying with laughter at work

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