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Author This made me laugh
BARKEY
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Registered: 14th Jan 03
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8th Oct 03 at 17:23   View User's Profile U2U Member Reply With Quote
Three tortoises, Mick, Andy and Roy, decide to go on a picnic. Mick packs the
picnic basket with beer and sandwiches. The trouble is that the
picnic site is ten miles away so it takes them ten days to get there.
When they get there, Mick unpacks the food and beer. "Ok Roy give me the bottle
opener" "I didn't bring it" says Roy "I thought you packed it"
Mick gets worried, He turns to Andy, "Did you bring the bottle opener?"
Naturally Andy didn't bring it. So they're stuck ten miles from home without a
bottle opener. Mick and Andy beg Roy to go back for it. But
he refuses as he says they will eat all the sandwiches.
After two hours, and after they have sworn on their tortoise lives that they will
not eat the sandwiches, he finally agrees.
So Roy sets off down the road at a steady pace. 20 days pass and he still isn't
back and Mick and Andy are starving, but a promise is a promise.
Another 5 days and he still isn't back, but a promise is a promise.
Finally they can't take it any longer so they take out a sandwich each, and just as
they are about to eat them, Roy pops up from behind a rock
and shouts.
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"I knew it .... i'm not f***ing going!"
GLSi GUY
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Registered: 5th May 02
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8th Oct 03 at 17:40   View User's Profile U2U Member Reply With Quote
LMAO ha ha ha ha

am i the only one that finds that funny? :-S
BARKEY
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8th Oct 03 at 17:46   View User's Profile U2U Member Reply With Quote
I was laughing for ages!!!!!

[Edited on 08-10-2003 by BARKEY]
Mikeboy
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8th Oct 03 at 17:52   View User's Profile U2U Member Reply With Quote
LOLLLLLLLLLLLL that's good !
m-dot
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Andy_S
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8th Oct 03 at 18:22   View User's Profile U2U Member Reply With Quote
haha, quality
mjw_2k2
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lol good one!!
Nath
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superb
Meat-Pie-SRI
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