corsa_godfather
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Registered: 6th May 03
Location: Greenock,Scotland
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a women meets a guy out at a pub.
they go back to her place and he goes down on her
stops half way through it and gets up clothes on an leaves her lying there
she phones him the next day asking whats wrong
he replied'you have a really smelly f4nny'
so she goes to the doctors and tells th doctor about it.he takes a sniff and says 'heres some cream and anti biotics'.if they dont work come back next week.
she goes back after treatment failed.
doctor says'only thing left to do is wash it with holy water'
so she goes to chapel waits till everyone has left and gets in about her pie with the water.there for bout 5 minutes.next minute she hears a noise.looks round doesnt see no body.
she looks on the floor and spotted a big rusty nail on the floor that fell from above.she looks up and there jesus is on the cross one hand over the nose
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Sooty
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Registered: 9th Mar 03
Location: FLAP CENTRAL
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joke.... guy crashes into car.... finds out doesnt declare mods... guy throws punch at other guy... blood everywhere morsel !!!!!!!!!!!!
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andy hirst
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Registered: 18th Apr 02
Location: Rochdale, Greater Manchester
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An old couple in a nursing home get a bit randy,
he goes down on her, then pops his head up and says:
That Stinks!
she says:
I know its my artharitis
he says: what down there?
she says: no its in my arms, i cant wipe my arse
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corsa_chick627
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Registered: 5th Jun 03
Location: Malvern Link, Hereford and Worcester
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ur that one is discusting eww eww eww
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