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CORSA NUT
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23rd Oct 03 at 18:44   View User's Profile U2U Member Reply With Quote

quote:
Originally posted by Kris TD
family problems


dannycorsa c
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23rd Oct 03 at 18:46   View User's Profile U2U Member Reply With Quote

ur dog ran off and u had to find it! thats the excuse a lad at our works used on tuesday he said it chased a fukin train tosser
Paul
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23rd Oct 03 at 20:04   View User's Profile U2U Member Reply With Quote

Tell them you had the shits all week and didn't think it appropiate to move from the bog for a while ??
Either that or your a special agent and you were called away on business!!
Graham
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23rd Oct 03 at 21:15   View User's Profile U2U Member Reply With Quote

one word



SARS
CorsaLad16v
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23rd Oct 03 at 21:37   View User's Profile U2U Member Reply With Quote

u was abducted by aliens and taken to another planet, u was taught the meaning of life and thought its in everybody's interest that u was God for a while to tell every1.

failing that just say ur scared of the light and only come out at night
luca2020
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23rd Oct 03 at 21:43   View User's Profile U2U Member Reply With Quote

dident read the rest of the posts, but,

Family Problems mate, Family Problems is the way, they never ask what problems and leave u to it

[Edited on 23-10-2003 by luca2020]
Mistamist
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23rd Oct 03 at 23:11   View User's Profile U2U Member Reply With Quote

Tell em you decided to take up knitting and you just couldnt leave the pattern you was doin or you would have forggotten where you were. and the poor children in africa with no jumpers would freeze. even the ones on the equator.........that should work.!
charcoalgrill
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23rd Oct 03 at 23:15   View User's Profile U2U Member Reply With Quote

tell them u got on a train to go to the next village, but fell asleep and came all the way down south, and didnt know how to get back, as some guy nicked ur wallet on the train.
so u walked back, hence going missing for 3 weeks
sxi boy
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24th Oct 03 at 14:29   View User's Profile U2U Member Reply With Quote

i told em i was ill and had car problems and i still got bummed
OFcorsa
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24th Oct 03 at 14:35   View User's Profile U2U Member Reply With Quote

my mate once told the teacher he was at the sas traing base in hereford and his car broke down. of course towing vehicles are not allowed in the base so he couldnt get back. worked for him!
Juni0r
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24th Oct 03 at 14:35   View User's Profile U2U Member Reply With Quote

It's uni!!

You aint meant to go !!!!!

BTW used to go canoeing in teeeside!
SetH
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24th Oct 03 at 14:38   View User's Profile U2U Member Reply With Quote

I would say that you`ve had some personal problems and have not felt like coming in much recently. You could then say that things are starting to get a bit better and that you realise you are missing classes and will improve your attendence. End of the day you get what you put into your degree mate. I used to be selective as to what classes i would go to and it was my undoing.

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