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Author Short but funny !
Heather
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5th Nov 03 at 10:12   View User's Profile U2U Member Reply With Quote
A man walks into the doctors and says " Doctor i have got a stearing wheel down my pants."

Doctors replies " whats the matter with it ?"

Man says " I dunno but its driving me nuts "
m-dot
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Heather
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5th Nov 03 at 10:18   View User's Profile U2U Member Reply With Quote
Is that it 1 smile !
m-dot
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5th Nov 03 at 10:19   View User's Profile U2U Member Reply With Quote
ROFLMMFAOHAHAHAHAHAHAHHA
Heather
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5th Nov 03 at 10:26   View User's Profile U2U Member Reply With Quote
Yay
Adam-D
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5th Nov 03 at 10:27   View User's Profile U2U Member Reply With Quote
im sure i read that in the paper a few day's back
Adam-D
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Robbo
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5th Nov 03 at 10:40   View User's Profile U2U Member Reply With Quote
THats not at all funny, not even in the least
OFcorsa
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5th Nov 03 at 10:42   View User's Profile U2U Member Reply With Quote
sack the attempted comedian! go in the corner and face the wall!
Heather
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5th Nov 03 at 10:43   View User's Profile U2U Member Reply With Quote
In ur opinion in my opinion it is Hysterical
Tom
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5th Nov 03 at 10:44   View User's Profile U2U Member Reply With Quote
That is terrible.

Man goes to vets:

Man: My dogs not well he keeps going crossed eyed
Vet: **picks up dog**: Let me have a look at him, i'm affraid i'm going to have to put him down.
Man: Why becuase he's crossed eyed
Vet: No because he's heavy
Heather
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5th Nov 03 at 10:45   View User's Profile U2U Member Reply With Quote
and yuo think mine is terrible !
Foz
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5th Nov 03 at 10:52   View User's Profile U2U Member Reply With Quote
it brought a smile 2 my half asleep face.
m-dot
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5th Nov 03 at 10:55   View User's Profile U2U Member Reply With Quote
quote:
Originally posted by Tom D
That is terrible.

Man goes to vets:

Man: My dogs not well he keeps going crossed eyed
Vet: **picks up dog**: Let me have a look at him, i'm affraid i'm going to have to put him down.
Man: Why becuase he's crossed eyed
Vet: No because he's heavy


lol
ChazSXi
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5th Nov 03 at 10:56   View User's Profile U2U Member Reply With Quote
quote:
Originally posted by Tom D
That is terrible.

Man goes to vets:

Man: My dogs not well he keeps going crossed eyed
Vet: **picks up dog**: Let me have a look at him, i'm affraid i'm going to have to put him down.
Man: Why becuase he's crossed eyed
Vet: No because he's heavy

LMFAO
Heather
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quote:
Originally posted by Foz
it brought a smile 2 my half asleep face.


who's mine or toms ?
Foz
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5th Nov 03 at 10:59   View User's Profile U2U Member Reply With Quote
Yours Heather darling
Adam-D
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5th Nov 03 at 11:00   View User's Profile U2U Member Reply With Quote
quote:
Originally posted by Tom D
That is terrible.

Man goes to vets:

Man: My dogs not well he keeps going crossed eyed
Vet: **picks up dog**: Let me have a look at him, i'm affraid i'm going to have to put him down.
Man: Why becuase he's crossed eyed
Vet: No because he's heavy


pmsl
Heather
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5th Nov 03 at 11:04   View User's Profile U2U Member Reply With Quote
quote:
Originally posted by Foz
Yours Heather darling


Foz
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5th Nov 03 at 11:07   View User's Profile U2U Member Reply With Quote
MWaaaaaaH

 
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